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  1. 6h

    PEANUTS Ingredients: peanuts* *may contain nuts

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  2. 19 Sep

    Meet the 12 year old Chinese gangster responsible for funding Steven Soderbergh's new film

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  3. 19 Sep

    Today a team of badasses I'm proud to call friends launched , a new game studio. I want to play with whatever they make, forever.

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  4. 18 Sep

    hakuna matata

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  5. 18 Sep

    i'm here to kick ass and hand out action items.... and i'm all out of action items

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  6. 17 Sep

    “For you, anything” She replied.

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  7. 17 Sep

    She was a pretty dame, but her face screamed skeumorphism. A noselike nose, her eyes like two eyes staring at me. FLATTEN YOURSELF, I yelled

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  8. 17 Sep

    do i need a "flat" twitter profile pic to coincide with the release of iOS 7? do u think my face is too skeuomorphic for these times?

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  9. 16 Sep

    New version of was announced last week! Read this article, which describes the project: /cc:

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  10. 16 Sep

    Take me down to the pull request city where the tests are green and the designs are by committee.

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  11. 16 Sep

    "hey scribe, I gotta ask ya to add 2 months to the calendar" "ok mr. emperor. u know october means '8th month'?... but it'll be 10th?" "w/e"

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  12. 16 Sep

    I love how decaf coffee dispensers are always neon hunter's orange. It's like: CAUTION: this beverage contains NO addictive nerve stimulants

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  13. 15 Sep

    I love that, among my coworkers, I can get into a whitespace argument with a designer as easily as with a developer. Text: we cares about it

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  14. 15 Sep

    I can't believe I've been lied to by typographers for so long. Considering a return to the "period space space" form

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  15. 14 Sep

    lost the keys to my wheelhouse again

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  16. 14 Sep

    I made a playlist of non-classical music that makes heavy use of strings. "String me along, pluck me over"

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  17. 13 Sep

    Versioned documentation > Stack Overflow question > Blog post > Nothing

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  18. 11 Sep

    I hope Putin has taken adequate protections. Now that he is a Russian journalist his life may be in grave danger!

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  19. 12 Sep

    We’ve confidentially submitted an S-1 to the SEC for a planned IPO. This Tweet does not constitute an offer of any securities for sale.

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  20. 11 Sep

    me to room full of execs: now, for this next product demo, i'd like to set your expectations fairly low... SO I CAN BLOW THEM AWAY!!!1!

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