Alissa

Alissa

@alissa

bipedal humanoid.

San Francisco, CA

Tweets

  1. The owner of the business, or the owner of the building that they do business out of? The latter might be more able to do something.

  2. If I'd had you as a teacher in high school (or computers for that matter) I might have respect for formal education. Lucky kids.

  3. Joss's 'Much Ado About Nothing' is in a few theaters this weekend. (Response determines future release.) Go! See!

  4. I CAN'T HANDLE YOUR CONSTANT NAME CHANGES STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD I NEED STABILITY OH GOD WHY

  5. Not up on "Thrones" but hear George killed more peeps - can he PLEEZ have my rep now so I can stop hearing about it?

  6. No cat pictures? Well why have I been putting up with you all this time then?! Pfft. Unfollow.

  7. I don't mean this, but I can't deny that my first thought was "Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be in startups."

  8. Typos were once of characters. Now, autocorrected words. Extrapolate out, and one day we'll have accidental paragraphs, emails, books.

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