Tweets

  1. “I have a dinosaur costume.” “Right.” “I’m gonna get drunk and attack people that were friends when I was human. Dinosaurs have no friends.”

  2. (I was at a complete stop, in an empty parking lot. Everything is fine.)

  3. Putting the seat on the bike, then finding out whether the brakes actually work, then possibly a quick trip to the hospital, depending.

  4. BONUS: Can you spot the orange murderdog cleverly hidden in that last photo?

  5. That’s my Halloween costume settled. Just gotta drink too much coffee and make poor choices for the full effe— hm.

  6. This whole week and the expanse of the universe through which the Earth orbited that it rode in on.

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