Mat “Wilto” Marquis

@zoblue look we all appreciate booties here

@zoblue listen I just think dudes shouting “BOOTY” at each other is a funny scene is all I am saying look there might be kids reading this

@zoblue dudes just yell “booty” for like half an hour it is incredible

@paul_irish Woah, is “paint storms” a thing already? If not, can we make it a thing? +@miketaylr

@zoblue I also can’t read “twerking” without hearing the intro to “Ms. New Booty” in my head, which doubles the hilaritBOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOO

@LukeAHopkins Right this instant, if you grab WebKit from http://nightly.webkit.org/ 

@zoblue it is hilarious is why

@Chadsten Someday. Sublime Text 2, here.

@scottjehl Oh, sure. Sure you are. I see through your “perfect” alibi, @colin_loves_mat.

@metrokitty the gift is pee tests isn’t it

@colin_loves_mat …So. You follow both @kissane and myself. I AM ZEROING IN ON YOUR TRUE IDENTITY, MELOY

@kissane You are as a lighthouse to my sea of anger where I am captain of the S.S. Angrydude. The rocks are angry too? This metaphor is bad.

I was just that guy’s unwitting “no such thing as bad publicity” PR rep. “The only winning move is ‘punch people in the neck,’” as they say.

@kissane “ARCHITECTING A LIFE” erin I can’t I cannot

@stubear That’s my knifin’ pocket.

@beep goddammit ethan