We have found the definitive answer.

How many orcs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, if we can all agree that:

And of course, we also hold true that:

Assuming, all the while, that:

Naturally, with the pre-defined terms of:

All of this leads us to:

So, obviously, the answer is 3 orcs. Feel free to disagree in the comments!

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