Today's Woot Write-up
We, the gamers, in order to form a more ub3r union…
…establish teh 4w3s0m3, insure l33t HD graphics, provide for the common defence against ganks and zerg rushes, level up the general welfare, pwn griefers, and secure the blessings of amazing processor speed and kick-ass heat displacement, do hereby l3wt this Republic of Gamers 17.3" Laptop for ourselves and our guild. Ding!