Without order, there is chaos. And chaos is no good for any project.

I am Count GripLatch, from the metal band Complete And Total Order! And I use a Utility Cart to impose my love of organization on the world. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! No, just kidding, that was just an act. I wouldn't really get all mean at you.

Now, I know I'm all dressed in leather and clown white, but hear me out, okay? Because I'm not like those other metal guys who are all into doom and death. I'm a Norwegian who loves to keep things neat, and I always obey the rules. That's why I decided my metal name should remind people of the greatest tool for keeping things clean that ever existed... the Craftsman GripLatch Utility Cart!

See, the latching system provides a positive latch for each drawer, so there can never be any accidental opening of the drawers. Like once happened to my buddy, Organizomus, you know? I went over to his place and he came up to give me a big hug, and then he slipped, and knocked stuff everywhere. He was lying on the floor, looking up, and started laughing! I had a good laugh too, because if only he'd listened to me and gotten a GripLatch, it never would have happened! Oh, we were the happiest two boys in Norway!

Anyway, each drawer in the set holds up to 70 lbs of weight, which is a LOT of guitar picks. And see that chrome-plated side handle? Look how it sparkles!

I'm proud to share a name with the GripLatch Utility Cart. And proud to be part of the coolest band in metal! Complete And Total Order Rules! Hooray for friendship!

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