Today's Woot Write-up
You'll never own the most famous towel in advertising history. But a bunch of these towels will serve you just as well.
Hey, kid. Thanks.
"What's up with Felix over there?"
Oh, ignore him. He just bought a bunch of MicroCotton towels and he's reliving his childhood.
"Ohhhh, you mean that old commercial!?"
Yeah, the one from the Seventies.
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"Huh. How are the towels?"
Oh, the towels are great. Soft, fluffy, microcotton, really great. That's why nobody's stopped him yet.
Hey, kid. Thanks.
"So you're just letting him give out the towels, huh?"
Yup. I got a few myself. Brought him a stapler from the supply room. Byron's going to try a paper clip, just to see if it works.
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"Unbelievable!"
Yeah! Go, Byron! Hey, you should go get yourself one before he snaps out of it.
"What should I trade?"
Anything but a Cleveland Browns jersey. Bob tried that this morning just for fun. Didn't go over so good. He'll be working from home tomorrow.
"Oof."
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