About this movie
- Genres:
- Comedy, Science Fiction
- Language:
- English
- Running time:
- 1:46:08
- Partner rating:
- Released:
- Jun 29, 2012
- Quality:
- 480 (DVD equivalent)
Cast & Crew
Cast
- Mark Wahlberg
- Mila Kunis
- Seth MacFarlane
- Joel McHale
- Giovani Ribisi
- Patrick Warburton
- Patrick Stewart
- Norah Jones
- Sam J. Jones
- Tom Skerritt
- Brett Manley
- Ralph Garman
- Alex Borstein
Directors
- Seth MacFarlane
Producers
- Scott Stuber
- Seth MacFarlane
- John Jacobs
- Jason Clark
Writers
- Seth MacFarlane
- Alec Sulkin
- Wellesley Wild
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Ted
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane delivers his signature boundary-pushing humor in the outrageous comedy-blockbuster critics are calling "hysterically funny"! (Peter Travers, Rolling Stone) John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) is a grown man whose cherished teddy bear came to life as the result of a childhood wish...and hasn't left his side since. Can John's relationship with longtime girlfriend, Lori (Mila Kunis), move forward with his lovably profane buddy in the picture?
Reviews by Rotten Tomatoes
69%
percent positive reviews
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David Sexton, This is London
Laughter doesn't lie. I loved Ted and found it irresistibly funny and hugely enjoyable.
– Full review
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Peter Bradshaw, Guardian [UK]
Ted has nothing much to offer in terms of subtlety and sensitivity, but there are plenty of laughs.
– Full review
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Robbie Collin, Daily Telegraph
This is ersatz subversion for an audience secretly terrified of the real thing.
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Ben Walters, Time Out
Sure, MacFarlane, you can make us laugh, but it's time to grow up. Seriously.
– Full review
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Philip De Semlyen, Empire Magazine
Crass, supremely silly and very, very funny, Ted is the comedy of the summer.
– Full review
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Simon Miraudo, Quickflix
It left me fantasising of ways to go back in time, Lost style, and keeping Family Guy from ever returning to screens and kicking off this terrible chain of events.
– Full review
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