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thesulk

  1. Hipstamatic is autotune for photos.
  2. #FF @cherrycheva and @ChelseaVPeretti Family Guy / Funny Girl
  3. The impotent man had a terrible breakup with his girlfriend but there were no hard feelings.
  4. #FF @joshcomers We shop at the same bravery and happiness store.
  5. Pee Wee Herman breakfast machine music plays in my head as I attempt to untangle iPhone headphones.
  6. #FF @celebinrmonolog His crime is everything. His punishment is life.
  7. Manny Bonds?
  8. #FF @DearAnyone He's the answer to an unasked question.
  9. Sex isn't an empty experience when it's full of sperm.
  10. #FF @yoyoha He's funny. It's Friday. Stop reading this and go there.
  11. We're quietly in the midst of a top 5 Real World, btdubs. (btdubs is my btw, btdubs)
  12. It was great seeing Iggy Pop do his nothing on Idol last night.
  13. The stuttering attorney objected to his deck being su-stained.
  14. My Aeneas heel is properly assigning mythological heroes to their idiom.
  15. Just going by my email inbox, I would have a messy vagina.
  16. Luckily, Billy Joel's friend went by Davy, because I'm not sure there's a Navid.
  17. Gonna talk about Molly's days and nights on my Doddcast.
  18. Can't wait 'til baseball starts! #redsox
  19. A phone call used to be a fun surprise. Now it's a shrink into the couch, go-the-fuck-away-a-thon.
  20. "Jordan Marsh!" is a Boston area mom birdcall.