Skinny Legas and All may refer to:
Skinny Legs and All, novelist Tom Robbins' fifth book, was published in 1990 by Bantam Books. As with all of Robbins' novels, it weaves disparate and seemingly unrelated themes into a single narrative.
The opening scene of Skinny Legs finds newlywed, Ellen Cherry Charles and Randolph "Boomer" Petway III driving cross-country in an Airstream that has been welded into the shape of a giant turkey by Cherry's fiance, Boomer. During her journey to seek freedom as an artist, Cherry loses precious objects and observes Boomer attain greater artistic recognition. Through a metaphorical belly dancer, Skinny Legs and All confronts the veils of society, and the pain, pleasure and freedom derived as they are lifted. Irony, opposites and parallels, in relationships, art, artists, sex, politics and religion expose the danger of deeper issues in humanity; regarding outmoded gender and cultural roles and rituals, insecurity, guilt, indulgence, gluttony, occultism, war, violence, hypocrisy, greed, and psychosis.
"Skinny Legs and All" is a song composed and recorded by soul singer Joe Tex and released in 1967 on the Dial label in 1967. The single was later featured on Tex's "live" album, Live and Lively a year later in 1968.
By 1967, Joe Tex had been recording for over a decade but started reaching his commercial peak in the mid-1960s with the releases of R&B hits such as "I Want To (Do Everything For You)", "A Sweet Woman Like You" and "Hold What You've Got", which became the first song in the Southern soul style to become a top five pop record. The three aforementioned records had also peaked at number-one on the R&B singles charts.
Tex was also known as an energetic live performer whose intense dancing was often compared to the likes of Jackie Wilson and James Brown. Two of his major trademarks, which Tex accused James Brown of stealing from him, was doing microphone stand kicks and adapting a cape, the latter of which Tex poked fun of during a rare joint headlining gig with both musicians, in which he covered Brown's hit "Please, Please, Please" but in the middle as his emcee dropped the cape on him, Tex yelled "please, please, please...get this cape off me!" which didn't go over well with Brown, who allegedly later shot at Tex and his entourage at a nightclub after the show. Luckily for Tex and his entourage, no one was injured.
Say man, don't walk ahead of that woman
Like she don't belong to you
Just 'cause hers got them little skinny legs
You know that ain't no way to do
You didn't act like that when you had it home
Behind closed doors, alright
Now you act like you're ashamed at a woman
Or you don't want nobody to know she's your's
But that's alright, you just walk on baby
And don't you worry about a doggone thing at all
Because there's some man, somewhere
Who'll take you baby, skinny legs and all
Now, who'll take the woman with the skinny legs?
C'mon somebody please take the lady with the skinny legs
Now, you all know the lady with the skinny legs
Got to have somebody too, now
Will somebody please take the lady
With the skinny legs, please?
"Hey Joe", "Yeah bobby?
"Why don't you take her?", "You a fool?
I don't want no woman with no skinny legs"
Look here, I thought I might give this woman to Clyde
But, no, 'cause I know the kinda woman Clyde likes
So Leroy'll take her, say Leroy? You got her
Say, miss, right here
Now why you wanna act like that man ain't yours?
Just 'cause he's walkin' with you, with them raggedy clothes
Man, just forgot to get his suit out a the cleaners, that's all
Alright, alright
Act like that man don't belong to ya
Go on over there and kiss him and hold his hand
Say you ain't gonna do what?
That's alright, you just walk on mister
And don't you worry about a doggone thing at all
Because there's some woman somewhere