The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

Actors: John Bell (actor), Manu Bennett (actor), Orlando Bloom (actor), Shane Briant (actor), Jed Brophy (actor), Adam Brown (actor), John Callen (actor), Stephen Colbert (actor), Billy Connolly (actor), Benedict Cumberbatch (actor), Benedict Cumberbatch (actor), Greg Ellis (actor), Luke Evans (actor), Martin Freeman (actor), Richard Armitage (actor),

Plot: Mere seconds after the events of "Desolation", Bilbo and Company continue to claim a mountain of treasure that was guarded long ago: But with Gandalf the Grey also facing some formidable foes of his own, the Hobbit is outmatched when the brutal army of orcs led by Azog the Defiler returns. But with other armies such as the elves and the men of Lake-Town, which are unsure to be trusted, are put to the ultimate test when Smaug's wrath, Azog's sheer strength, and Sauron's force of complete ends attack. All in all, the trusted armies have two choices: unite or die. But even worse, Bilbo gets put on a knife edge and finds himself fighting with Hobbit warfare with all of his might for his dwarf-friends, as the hope for Middle-Earth is all put in Bilbo's hands. The one "precious" thing to end it all.

Keywords: adaptation, final-battle, franchise, high-fantasy, hobbit, literary-adaptation, middle-earth, part-of-trilogy, prequel, prequel-and-sequel
Genres: Adventure, Fantasy,
Taglines: The Defining Chapter Witness the defining chapter of the Middle-Earth saga.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Bilbo Baggins: One day I'll remember. I'll remember everything that happened: the good, the bad, those that survived... and those that did not.

[from trailer]::Bard: Will you have peace, or war?::Thorin Oakenshield: I will have war!

[from trailer]::Thorin Oakenshield: [to his company] Will you follow me, one last time?

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

Actors: Jim Baltaxe (actor), Dallas Barnett (actor), John Bell (actor), Manu Bennett (actor), Nick Blake (actor), Orlando Bloom (actor), Jed Brophy (actor), Adam Brown (actor), John Callen (actor), John Colbert (actor), Peter Colbert (actor), Stephen Colbert (actor), Paul Craze (actor), Benedict Cumberbatch (actor), Richard Armitage (actor),

Plot: After successfully crossing over (and under) the Misty Mountains, Thorin and Company must seek aid from a powerful stranger before taking on the dangers of Mirkwood Forest--without their Wizard. If they reach the human settlement of Lake-town it will be time for the hobbit Bilbo Baggins to fulfill his contract with the dwarves. The party must complete the journey to Lonely Mountain and burglar Baggins must seek out the Secret Door that will give them access to the hoard of the dragon Smaug. And, where has Gandalf got off to? And what is his secret business to the south?

Keywords: 3-dimensional, action-hero, action-heroine, ambush, animal-attack, animal-killing, armory, army, arrest, assassin
Genres: Adventure, Fantasy,
Taglines: Beyond darkness... beyond desolation... lies the greatest danger of all.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Legolas: Do not think I won't kill you, dwarf!

Radagast the Brown: What if it's a trap?::Gandalf: Turn around and don't come back. [Radagast leaves]::Gandalf: It's undoubtedly a trap.::[draws his sword]

[questioning Thorin]::Thranduil: [to Thorin] Where does your journey end? A quest to reclaim a homeland, and slay a dragon!... I suspect something more prosaic. Attempted burglary, or something of that kind. You seek that which would bestow upon you the right to rule: the Arkenstone!

[from trailer]::Bard the Bowman: If you awaken that beast, you'll destroy us all!

[from trailer]::Thranduil: Such is the nature of evil, in time all foul things come forth!

[from trailer]::Bard the Bowman: You have no right to enter that mountain!::Thorin Oakenshield: I have the ONLY right!

Bard the Bowman: All of you! Listen to me! You must listen! Have you forgotten what happened to Dale? Have you forgotten those who died in the firestorm? And for what purpose? The blind ambition of a Mountain King, so riveted by greed he cannot see beyond his own desire!

[from trailer]::Legolas: There is no King Under the Mountain, nor will there ever be!

Gandalf: You've changed, Bilbo Baggins. You're not the same Hobbit as the one who left the Shire...::Bilbo Baggins: I was going to tell you... I found something in the Goblin tunnels.::Gandalf: Found what? What did you find?::Bilbo Baggins: [pause]::Bilbo Baggins: My courage.::Gandalf: Good... well, that's good. You'll need it.

[hearing a rumbling noise within the Mountain]::Dori: Was that an earthquake?::Balin: That, my lad, was a dragon.

The Trouble of the Rings Returns: King-Size (2004)

Actors: Vladimir Alimin (actor), Anton Filyushkin (actor), Oleg Gorobets (actor), Ivan Serebryannikov (actor), Viktor Strigun (actor), Aleksandra Antonenko (actress), Polina Artsis (actress), Polina Bykova (actress), Anna Kazanskaya (actress), Diana Latysheva (actress), Marina Podkhodtseva (actress), Aleksandra Putrya (actress), Alina Zyganowa (actress), Elena Dorokhina (producer), Aleksandra Antonenko (writer),

Plot: The power-hungry Sarumom is defeated and Helm's Crap is saved - but the main battle is still ahead. Evil Sauron sends an army to eradicate Minas Tirith, the capital of Men. Its ruler, feeble nobleman Denethor, is more interested in intricate wines and fine horses than in his son. Meanwhile Sam and Frodo are led by their treacherous guide Gollum into the depths of Mordor.

Keywords: parody
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: The End of the Trouble

The Trouble of the Rings 2: The Towers (2003)

Actors: Vladimir Alimin (actor), Anton Filyushkin (actor), Ivan Serebryannikov (actor), Viktor Strigun (actor), Aleksandra Antonenko (actress), Polina Artsis (actress), Polina Bykova (actress), Anna Kazanskaya (actress), Diana Latysheva (actress), Marina Podkhodtseva (actress), Elsa Yaskovskaya (actress), Elena Dorokhina (producer), Aleksandra Antonenko (writer), Polina Artsis (writer), Elena Dorokhina (writer),

Plot: The second installment of the low-budget parody of Peter Jackson's "Lord of the Rings", filmed in and around Moscow. The Fellowship is broken. To get to Mordor, Frodo and Sam have to employ the services of Gollum, an obviously schizophrenic creature (according to Sam's medical handbook). Meanwhile Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli have to free two captive hobbits from Sarumom's evil clutches. Together with the depressive king Theoden they have to confront her host at Helm's Crap.

Keywords: parody
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: The Trouble Continues

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

Actors: Sean Astin (actor), David Aston (actor), John Bach (actor), Sala Baker (actor), Sala Baker (actor), Sean Bean (actor), Jørn Benzon (actor), Jørn Benzon (actor), Orlando Bloom (actor), Billy Boyd (actor), Jed Brophy (actor), Sadwyn Brophy (actor), Alistair Browning (actor), Marton Csokas (actor), Noel Appleby (actor),

Plot: While Frodo & Sam continue to approach Mount Doom to destroy the One Ring, unaware of the path Gollum is leading them, the former Fellowship aid Rohan & Gondor in a great battle in the Pelennor Fields, Minas Tirith and the Black Gates as Sauron wages his last war against Middle-Earth.

Keywords: 41st-century-b.c., 5th-millennium-b.c., abyss, alliance, ancient-race, ancient-sword, animal-attack, animate-tree, archery, army-of-the-dead
Genres: Adventure, Fantasy,
Taglines: The eye of the enemy is moving. This Christmas the journey ends. There can be no triumph without loss. No victory without suffering. No freedom without sacrifice.

Quotes:

Gothmog: [sniffs] Fear. The city is rank with it. Let us ease their suffering.

Aragorn: We have time. Every day Frodo moves closer to Mordor.::Gandalf: Do we know that?::Aragorn: What does your heart tell you?::Gandalf: That Frodo is alive. Yes. Yes, he's alive.

Merry: [triumphantly, as Barad-Dur crumbles] Frodo! Frodo!

Aragorn: For Frodo!

Aragorn: Let the Lord of the Black Land come forth! Let justice be done upon him!::The Mouth of Sauron: My master, Sauron the Great, bids thee welcome. Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me?::Gandalf: We do not come to treat with Sauron, faithless and accursed. Tell your master this: the armies of Mordor must disband. He is to depart these lands, never to return.::The Mouth of Sauron: Ahh, old Greybeard. I have a token I was bidden to show thee.::[Pulls out Frodo's mithril vest and throws it at them]::Pippin: [whispers] Frodo...::Gandalf: Silence.::Merry: No!::Gandalf: Silence!::The Mouth of Sauron: The halfling was dear to thee, I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his host. Who would've thought one so small could endure so much pain? And he did, Gandalf, he did.::[pause; Aragorn rides towards the Mouth of Sauron]::The Mouth of Sauron: And who is this? Isildur's heir? It takes more to make a King that a broken Elvish blade...::[Aragorn cuts off the Mouth of Sauron's head with one stroke of Anduril]::Gimli: I guess that concludes negotiations.::Aragorn: [to Gandalf] I do not believe it! I will not!

Sam: [Both are overcome by exhaustion] Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?::Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil... between me... and the wheel of fire! I can see him... with my waking eyes!::Sam: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!

Sam: FRODO!::Frodo: I'm here, Sam.::Sam: Destroy it!::[Frodo holds the ring on its chain over the edge of the pit]::Sam: Go on! Now! Throw it in the fire!::[Frodo stares at the ring, the ring whispers to him]::Sam: What are you waiting for? Just let it go!::[Frodo turns and looks at Sam]::Frodo: The ring is mine.::[He snaps the chain and approaches the ring to his finger]::Sam: No... no...::[Frodo slips the ring on and vanishes]::Sam: NO!

Sam: [tearing the spider silk away from Frodo's face] Oh no! Frodo... Mr. Frodo, wake up... Don't leave me here alone. Don't go where I can't follow... Wake up.

Sam: I don't think there will be a return journey, Mr. Frodo.

Galadriel: The power of the Three Rings is ended. The time has come... for the dominion of Men.::Elrond: [in Elvish] The Sea calls us home.::Bilbo: [smiling] I think I'm... quite ready for another adventure!::[Bilbo climbs on board with Elrond. Galadriel follows with Celeborn]::Gandalf: Farewell, my brave Hobbits. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of the sea... comes the end of our Fellowship. I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.::[Heads to the ship, then turns around, waiting]::Gandalf: It is time, Frodo.::Sam: What does he mean?::Frodo: We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved... But not for me.::Sam: [weeping] You don't mean that. You can't leave.::Frodo: [hands Sam the Red Book] The last pages are for you, Sam.

The Trouble of the Rings: The Fellowship (2002)

Actors: Vladimir Alimin (actor), Aleksandr Fedin (actor), Anton Filyushkin (actor), Anton Filyushkin (actor), Aleksei Kopeikin (actor), Viktor Strigun (actor), Aleksandra Antonenko (actress), Polina Artsis (actress), Polina Bykova (actress), Anna Kazanskaya (actress), Marina Podkhodtseva (actress), Aleksandra Putrya (actress), Elsa Yaskovskaya (actress), Elena Dorokhina (producer), Aleksandra Antonenko (writer),

Plot: A parody of Peter Jackson's award winning success, "The Lord of the Rings" - filmed with low budget in and around Moscow. Everything began with Sauron forging the Great Ring of Power. By chance this ring got lost by all of his masters - until it came to the hobbit Frodo Baggins. Thus he has been sent by Gandalf the Gray to an ero.. exotic walk to Bree. Still, the evil does not sleep - the power-thriving Sarumom tries participate in the expansive globalization plans of the evil Mordor conglomerate. And the 8 1/2 Nazgul have already rode out, looking for the Ring...

Keywords: parody
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Where did Arwen get Asfaloth? What does the Balrog need Gandalf for? What is Lurtz' source of power? What did Jackson not tell?

Lord of the Piercing (2002)

Actors: Sean Bean (actor), Jack Black (actor), Orlando Bloom (actor), Ian McKellen (actor), Viggo Mortensen (actor), John Rhys-Davies (actor), Hugo Weaving (actor), Elijah Wood (actor), Sarah Michelle Gellar (actress), Alexandra Reed (producer), Carter Bays (writer), Craig Thomas (writer), Joel Gallen (director), Steve Welch (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Quotes:

Arwen: So, You're telling us that you took the fabled ring of Sauron, the ONE ring that could destroy all of Middle Earth and attached it to... your... your... little Hobbit there?

Arwen: Jack! None of us are comfortable with the fate of Middle Earth dangling from your... oh my God, it's moving.

The Lord of the Rings (1978)

Actors: Albert Ash (actor), Stan Barrett (actor), Billy Barty (actor), Billy Barty (actor), Norman Bird (actor), Herbie Braha (actor), David Buck (actor), Patrick Sullivan Burke (actor), Hank Calia (actor), Simon Chandler (actor), Mike Clifford (actor), Michael Graham Cox (actor), Anthony Daniels (actor), Michael Deacon (actor), Aesop Aquarian (actor),

Plot: A young Hobbit named Frodo (Guard) is thrown on an amazing adventure, when he is appointed the job of destroying the one ring which was created by the dark lord Sauron. He is assigned with warriors including Gandalf (Squire), Aragorn (Hurt) and Boromir (Cox). It's not going to be an easy journey for the Fellowship of the Ring, on the ultimate quest to rid Middle-Earth of all evil.

Keywords: 2d-animation, 41st-century-b.c., adult-animation, ambush, axe-fight, back-from-the-dead, based-on-novel, battle, battle-axe, battlefield
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Drama, Fantasy,
Taglines: Come to Middle-earth, a world beyond the furthest reaches of your imagination. Fantasy...beyond your imagination From J.R.R. Tolkien's Magical The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Quotes:

Gandalf: One ring to rule them all; one ring to find them. One ring to keep them all, and in the darkness bind them!

Sam: Woah, Sam Gamgee, your legs are too short, so use your head! [thinking] Nim, nim, nim, nim, nim... the boats!

[after Gandalf opens the door to Moria]::Legolas: So all you had to do was say friend... and enter.::Gilmi: Those were happier times...

Sam: Straight stairs, winding stairs what comes after that?::Gollum: We shall see, oh yes... We shall see.

[Frodo gasps and lunges after the ring after Gandalf has tossed it into the lit fireplace]::Gandalf: [restraining Frodo] Wait. Do you desire it so much already?::Frodo Baggins: [lying] No, but, but why ruin it?::Gandalf: Because it is altogether *evil*. It will corrupt and destroy anyone who wears it, until he passes into the world of shadows under the power of Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor.::Frodo Baggins: [distraught] Not Bilbo!::Gandalf: [pointing] *You* are the one who has the Ring now.

Frodo Baggins: I wish it need not happen in my time.::Gandalf: So do I.

[a crow abruptly caws and takes off into the sky]::Frodo Baggins: Because of Gollum! Oh, Gandalf... what am I to do? What a pity that Bilbo didn't kill that vile creature when he had the chance.::Gandalf: Yes, it was pity. Pity and mercy.

[on what to do with the Ring]::Frodo Baggins: [brightly] I'll give it to you, Gandalf!::[Gandalf looks horrified]::Frodo Baggins: You're wise and powerful! Will you not...::Gandalf: [anguished] No! Do not tempt me! I would wish to turn it to good, and it cannot be used so! Meaning to be kind, I would become as terrible as the Dark Lord himself. Do not tempt me!::[sighing]::Gandalf: I shall have need of such strength so soon.

[Gandalf has caught Sam spying]::Sam: Oh, Mr. Frodo, sir! Don't let him hurt me, sir! Don't let him turn me into something unnatural!

Pippin: [after Gandalf has read the dwarves' book in moria] [panicked] Gandalf, I don't want to stay here!::Gandalf: [soothingly] We're going now, Pippin.