I'm gonna make a new pinned post so i can search my own damn tags more effectively
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Happy birthday to the most special girl in the universe!! Wanted to try something ambitious and ended up with the biggest comic I've done to date
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Read the adventures of Quest Sprout (and friends): https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/swords-the-webcomic/list?title_no=198852
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Is he "female socialized" or is he just a standard flamboyant sensitive artsy gay dude who would honestly be indiscernible from any other fem gay guy if you didn't see him as a walking vagina first and foremost.
Is she "male socialized" or is she just a tomboy with a fucking spine who doesn't let anyone talk to her any old kind of way who would honestly be indiscernible from any feminist cis woman y'all gas up on here if you didn't see her as a walking penis first and foremost.
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my uncle was somewhat of a rascal. we were hanging out on the roof of his barn when i was ten, and we saw some shooting stars. he told me they were angels carrying messages from god. then he handed me his old hunting rifle and taught me how to nick one out of the sky, even when it was travelling all fast like that, and how to triangulate its location — taking me out in his rusty truck down dirt roads, unerring and unceasing, until we saw that gleaming lantern. he pocketed the note from god and took me down to a pinboard where he was working on deciphering the language with his friend who was a linguistics major but got kicked out of grad school. after they shook hands, they held on for just a bit too long and i started wondering why my aunt doesn’t live with my uncle anymore, but then my uncle took me back up stairs and taught me how to fry the angel up real nice, halo and all. it was tasty
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Anonymous asked:
Do you think jinx & harley would get along?
I think Harley would probably take one look at jinx and start signing adoption papers right then and there. (Harley’s idea of parenting includes taking Jinx on her first bank robbing crawl in Gotham and holding back tears like a proud mama when she finds jinx is a born criminal).
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i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them
the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them
When we were discussing the surgery I'd need for my sleep apnea, the surgeon told me I'd never be able to speak French properly because the French R is a uvular sound and I'd no longer have a uvula.
... that's okay? I'm not French? I don't speak French? I've always thought it was the weirdest thing for him to say!
Huh. Didn't know you could have French surgically removed.
sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, "oh you speak french? i hear there's an operation for that"
Happy one year anniversary to the post that prompted someone to send me pictures of brain surgery.
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I'm rereading Guards! Guards! and is it just me or does Vimes feel like the only human in a muppets movie
I mean-
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"Can I roll insight to figure out what the moon wants?"
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it's Halloween next month so remember to leave milk and cookies out for all the trans girls who are going to get into fights with their tme friendship groups over not being enthusiastic about rocky horror
#i thought it was just me bc i have transfemme friends who really like rocky horror#meanwhile its one of the things thst contributed to me not examining my feelings on my gender#like i always feel ashamed to talk about it bc i know it was a big thing for so many queer folks#but it did kinda fuck me up a bit#theres more to this but its takes some.explaining and idk if i wanna do that here
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bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
happy 10 years of the pear wiggler. if you can believe it
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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
Hi, yes, question?
What about children?
I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢
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The problem with being a combo player in mtg is that sometimes there are so many things to keep track of that you end up saying things like "Wait hold up I think I killed you last turn."
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A THEFT
start ID
a video of someone using a pasta maker, they cut the pasta and store it, the camera follows them showing prepared flat pasta on the counter, a dog with its paws up on the counter steals one and leaves off camera, the person is too focused on the pasta to notice, the video ends.
end ID
What the dog do
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Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.
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"This is Ankh-Morpork, you know. We've got extra pronouns here." from “Feet of Clay” is such a fucking baller line to drop
Angua Von Überwald really said trans rights and took her new bestie to a gay bar
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Happy The Missile Knows Where It Is Monday
…..this is how ppl will consume theory, someone add a backtrack and anime girl dancing to a James Baldwin audiobook rq I need to test this