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tangledbeast:

a little concerned about Wade

elodieunderglass:

aucupium:

i agree! here u go!

In 2018 our poetry group had hit the end of all possible prompts in the world, and it was my turn to prompt, so in a spirit of mischief I told everyone to find their animal with Primal Astrology and write a cheerful bit of doggerel praising it. This was mine.

Every natural historian is called upon to justify

The happenstance of hornets. If God loves us why

Are there hornets? Or, if we evolved for reasons,

Then what are hornets for? We don’t ask this of the seasons;

We just let them happen - but god forbid a creature be

That gives no pleasure, work or treasure, And is not a bumblebee.

What are hornets for? Why do they have to bother us

When mostly other animals are humble, weak or marvellous?

How dare a hornet bite us, build a nest, or have a thought,

When we find it inconvenient and we’d prefer that they did not.

But despite all the complaints and a distinctive lack of charity,

We remain, survive and breed; renowned for luck and clarity.

brightlotusmoon:

greatatuintheworldturtle:

sunshineandlyrics:

Women supporting women!

Women supporting women supporting the weight of a corpse.

This is why I prefer Pilates, it’s really gentle on my palsy and it lets me act more like a cat. Of course.

carlyraejepsensmalort:

better late then never on this meme train

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

EVERYONE WISH GUILLERMO A HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY

taraljc:

madenthusiasms:

leia-connor-vas-serenity:

speakingofdoorknobs:

ahallister:

blythe-ly:

I miss Jason

Honestly, that scale actually makes perfect sense, especially for a sixty person dance crew. You want people who are really good at what they do, but not who will attempt to stand out and affect the cohesion of the group. Too fresh and not fresh enough are both negative qualities. And Jason is just saying that an 8 represents the ideal amount. That’s actually pretty deep, and suggests a collectivist instinct in him.

And yes, that means that Jason is effectively saying that Michael is too smart for his own good, to his detriment.

I saw this and went “oh, so it works like the pH scale”… then realized that means that he’s calling Michael basic.

He’s also inadvertently practicing Virtue Ethics.  The theory of virtue ethics states that every virtue, like generosity, exists on a spectrum somewhere between two vices, like stinginess and being so generous you harm yourself. 

Not really inadvertently - The Good Place was essentially a grad-level virtue ethics class disguised as a sitcom.

Manny Jacinto is a goddam gift

magicratfingers:

atlantis-lore:

this cured something in me but idk what

tipsywench:

This wonderful fan account on instagram Imane_Khalif_10 has been translating interviews and this is the funniest one so far (go to her page to see the actual vid):

Imane Khelif, patron goddess of punching the shit out of bullies

bahrlee:

“We need more complex female characters” you guys can’t even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

salvia-plathitudes:

pain-in-the-riri:

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

The Next Generation Delivery Vehicle that the USPS ordered is legit the most fucked up thing you’ll ever see in your life.

Whoever did this should be hurt

NO YOU ARE ALL WRONG THIS IS INCREDIBLE

You’re telling me the mail service is handing you this highly accessible Akira Toriyama-esque piece of gold and you’re spitting in their faces?!?!

Not only that, they have more cargo space for mail, have a larger front front windshield so they’ll be able to see better as they drive, and they’re electric!

Plus, you know how old the previous trucks were? Half of em didn’t have A/C.

I’m glad they’re investing in the postal service, especially considering they’ve been trying to nerf it for years now and pushing us to use private delivery companies that are worse and for-profit.

In fact I want MORE cars that look like this! I hope every car in the future looks like this!

Why hate on this lil guy when Tesla is right there to hate on? My poor lil guy ;(

theconcealedweapon:

socialjusticeinamerica:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

kropotkindersurprise:

lebeefsteak:

smelislime:

hermeto pascoal, iporanga, 1985

It pisses me off that I’m spending all day doing whatever the fuck that it is that I do, instead of whatever the fuck this is. Re evaluating.

unrestrained summer fun

This is what it’s all about, my friends

jonimitchellmorgellons37262728:

If a man is treating you like he hates you it’s because he does. There is no deeper meaning and even if there were it’s not your job to investigate it 🩷

brightlotusmoon:

im-an-anthusiast:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

toastloaf:

tumblr please let me reblog ads

me and the lads getting fancy in the bog

The ads are turning into cryptids.