I’m gonna make a new pinned post so i can search my own damn tags more effectively
i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them
the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them
When we were discussing the surgery I'd need for my sleep apnea, the surgeon told me I'd never be able to speak French properly because the French R is a uvular sound and I'd no longer have a uvula.
... that's okay? I'm not French? I don't speak French? I've always thought it was the weirdest thing for him to say!
Huh. Didn't know you could have French surgically removed.
sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, "oh you speak french? i hear there's an operation for that"
Happy one year anniversary to the post that prompted someone to send me pictures of brain surgery.
I'm rereading Guards! Guards! and is it just me or does Vimes feel like the only human in a muppets movie
I mean-
it's Halloween next month so remember to leave milk and cookies out for all the trans girls who are going to get into fights with their tme friendship groups over not being enthusiastic about rocky horror
bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
happy 10 years of the pear wiggler. if you can believe it
Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
Hi, yes, question?
What about children?
I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢
The problem with being a combo player in mtg is that sometimes there are so many things to keep track of that you end up saying things like “Wait hold up I think I killed you last turn.”
A THEFT
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a video of someone using a pasta maker, they cut the pasta and store it, the camera follows them showing prepared flat pasta on the counter, a dog with its paws up on the counter steals one and leaves off camera, the person is too focused on the pasta to notice, the video ends.
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What the dog do
