Tarot & Astrology

I have had a terrible childhood, and I saw a lot of people on this sub say the same, are we bound to suffer?

What’s your sense of humor like? And what type of humor makes you cringe? I’m a Leo Mercury, and I have more of a goofy/dry sense of humor. Also- very sarcastic (napoleon dynamite is my absolute fav lol, Norbit, Key and Peele, and impractical jokers. Adam Sandler: my husband. Stuff that is dry as hell but light hearted and goofy).

Sometimes I literally crack myself up; in a past life I was probably a comedian or something I swear- I digress. But I just cannot get with overly sexual/raunchy humor and too much cursing(my libra rising finds raunchy humor a lil cringey/tacky but that’s just my opinion ). I don’t want to hear about some guy’s 🍆 every two mins sorry

Stop posting your natal charts and asking for roasts here. This is a meme sub, not the place for that. The spam has been getting out of hand, and I can't ignore it anymore.

Especially people who have personal planets in the cardinal signs (Capricorn, Aries, cancer and Libra), Capricorn dominant people or people who are getting close to their Saturn return. I feel like we’re all going through the dark night of the soul.

I have Libra sun, cancer moon and Aries rising…. I feel like my mindset and circumstances is back in 2020.

Edit I know we’re in Pluto in Aquarius right now but the energy of Capricorn is coming in strong.

Not trying to be shady, but if you want to get your charts read, you can post it on or other threads like that.

Posting your personal chart isn't allowed, I'm assuming because it takes away from the whole purpose of it being a meme page. I've seen at least 10 charts posted in the last 2 hours

I think if we stop engaging with the full chart posts it might stop the influx. I still think the big three/house based questions are cool though, just not asking opinions about your entire chart

Edit to add: don't post a non celebrity/strangers chart either. That's a huge line that shouldn't be crossed. Just because you want some "tea" about who they are, doesn't justify the invasion of privacy

Why is it that every Gemini man I know is completely unhinged?? Like almost clinically insane. I’m an Aquarius female and I’m supposed to be compatible with them but they scare me 😭😭

You guys are hilarious. I have yet to meet either a Scorpio, a Capricorn, or anyone with significant placements in either/or to not be funny in some way, shape, or form. Given the planet rulers and the dark themes surrounding both signs, it makes sense to laugh and poke fun at said darkness.

Scorpio humor can be a bit edgy/provocative, and at times it may rub people the wrong way, but I've noticed they poke fun at themselves more often than not. Even Sza's "Kill Bill" while being a very dark song is still funny in the way it's written and catchy as hell. Scorpios know who they are and run with it, and I highly love it and respect it. Having Cancer Mercury where I want to make everything cozy and comforting, I find Scorpio Mercury either wants to push buttons or kick the hornet's nest, so it's an chaotic but fun change of pace.

Capricorn humor is very observational, dry, sarcastic, and straightforward. Even if they're not trying to be funny, the way caps/cap stelliums say things or deliver information can be so blunt and rough that I can't help but to be amused. One of my friends has 6 Capricorn placements including her sun and moon, and even though she is 28, she has "old man watching everything from his porch" energy. Everything she says I 100% would hear from my 78 year old grandfather.

Which cards would you be most and least offended as being perceived as?

So, eversince I was a kid, I always felt out of place. Although nobody particularly made an effort to put me in such a situation, yet I always felt differemt, sort of sad, and out of place. As if I never belonged with those people. This happened with differemt sets of friends, with my cousins, at my workplace parties, even with my own family. With time, I have started feeling bad for myself. While I continue to achieve academically, am well-spoken and always turn up dressed well, yet I always feel like I never belong. I have lots of things to share, I am a good listener, yet I find it difficult to continue with the conversation. Not sure how people perceive me as I haven’t discussed it with anyone yet. Does anybody else feel the same way? If yes, how is it for you? How can I help myself? Thankyou. (26/F, 11 Jan)

I work extremely hard in my life in all areas. Career, health, diet, spirituality, etc. I’m a Cap, what else am I supposed to do?

For some reason, no matter how much strides I make in life, I’m never satisfied with my progression. It feels like when I accomplish one thing, then it just progresses into the next task I have to do.

While others think I have gone above and beyond in a area of my life, I am so harshly criticizing myself and thinking of myself as a failure. I will never pat myself on the back for my accomplishments. I don’t deserve it, there’s more work to do. I truly believe I will never taste the fruits of my labor.

Anyone else relate?

As a aquarius do really get over someone after giving the other person years of ourselves? I am struggling badly. Blaming myself. The loneliness & no contact is a challenge. Depressed all the time cant sleep cant eat. Keep wondering what they are doing or who they are with. It has been 1 year

If the top hemisphere is what is seen outwards and the bottom half is more inwards, shouldn’t the 6th house and 12th houses be swapped? Considering the 12th house is represented as the house of self undoing, withdrawing, the subconscious mind etc and the 6th house being its inverse of taking care of others, illness, healthcare.

I personally have a very top heavy chart, with a stellium in my 12th house. Obviously I know some things will be visible because of my mental activity as indicated in my chart, but I’ve always figured most of that would not be as “visible” compared to a physical illness(which I also deal with).

Can any other Scorpio moons relate to this? Any time I get rejected by someone or I’m mistreated it motivates me to improve myself or be better. I had a guy quit talking to me cause he thought I was overweight and I lost 60 lbs just so he’d hit me up so I could reject him back💀 It’s a horrible trait just wondering if any one else deals with this lmao