Screenshots of Black people being hilarious or insightful on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best.
"got em" - President Biden, apparently.
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That’s my old ass president. That’s what I’m talking about.
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Epstein looks like a grown ass pre-teen here
Edit: buddy removed the gif but it was that one shot with Trump joking with Epstein in the 80s
He's got that Beavis thing going on.
I think you mean butthead lol
His Gum to Teeth ratio was 3:1, fuck him and his dolphin teeth, and his BFF partner in crime Trump.
He looks like Nathan Felder in disguise
Don’t do Nathan like that!
What that mean
« Dress for job you want » type of thing
My thoughts exactly.
38years of age
We need to get a lip reader on this thing. I need to know what he said to make Jeffrey double over. Also, Trump apparently is the biting-lower-lip-while-dancing type of white guy.
My money's on "Twenty-five years from now, you'll be dead and I'll be dodging bullets because we're both terrible people and eventually it's going to catch up with us".
Holy shit
Whenever I see this gif I can only see it as Trump telling Epstein how tight Ivanka’s pussy is.
Aw, looking like best friends ❤️
Hell yeah. Give 'em he'll, grandpa.
Man, I really feel like, "Tech Bros" as a pejorative will resonate with the older voters and I think we really need to push how Tech Bros want to tear down the country and rebuild it to their benefit.
it’s hilarious because he just caught covid again
That’s my man’s he gon be alright
He’s gonna take that ‘Rona round back and show it he don’t take malarkey from some little virus. He’s got a whole damn democracy to save
He’s a legend
Rona rouna couna
That's... the joke.
That’s his intern or whoever runs his social media accounts lol.
Hello fellow kids I am sick with the beats as you youngsters would say today... anyway...
Man where was this Joe during the debate
I kinda doubt Biden writes his own tweets
Oh almost certainly not, but he probably at least sees some of them before they get twat and approves of them
tweet, twat, twoted
Tweet, twat, twunt
As it was twitten
I thought it was xeet, xak, xoted.
Lil Jon knows what I'm talking about
There is no way the President is approving tweets before they go out - in either his official capacity or on the campaign side. The communications staff is likely approving what a third party public relations/marketing firm, fundraising firm, or combination of both are suggesting and drafting.
Trump on the other hand, was writing and sending all his own shit.
You could tell trump did cause it was just straight we todd ation all the time lmao.
Nope. Dan Scavino is Trump’s communications coordinator and has accidentally sent out Trump’s tweets on his own account.
Most companies hire people for this. Politicians are no different.
Are they even tweets anymore? x'd?
X-pulsions
Whoever handles that Twitter account has been holding his campaign together
Give that motherfucker a raise pronto.
It's Weekend at bernie's for twirter
She's a Jersey girl, surprise surprise.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Coyne
Megan Coyne! Gen Z/millennial who is super smart and funny. She has been responsible for his dark Brandon twitter energy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Coyne#:~:text=Megan%20Coyne%20(born%201997%20or,account%20for%20the%20White%20House.
Her tweets on the state of NJ's account were gold. Glad to see she's moved up!
Yeah, and as a New Jerseyan I’m glad the account has kept to her tone. Just this week the account was picking a fight with PA for no particular reason.
I don’t know much about her other than her tweets but I would vote for her for president
my god can you imagine being 24 and being the voice of the fuckin' WH online
The saddest thing is when I looked up her salary it’s only like $70k
It feels like such an important job to make what ends up being $30 an hour
Donald Trump also has staff write out many of his social media posts, using his voice, though he gives final approval
Only the handful of posts that are coherent.
If there is an intern or assistant who does takes dictation for his inane social media ramblings, I wouldn't be able to fathom how that person stays sane.
with Biden it's hard to tell though, with Trump it's a night and day difference lol
Idk, if you look at his debates in the 70s and 80s he's a fuckin smart-ass.
He might be the worst pick.we got, but I could see him channeling his younger side for Shitter roasts.
He was probably busy wondering why CNN wasn't fact checking that orange fascist like they were supposed to. I was mad af watching it so I know he was pissed.
Edit: any response that treats that orange lying sentient slop like a normal candidate that should be treated within social norms is unserious and will be treated as such
One of the terms of the debate was "no live fact checking". They did do what they were supposed to.
CNN is a news organization that should be combating lies and they chose not to. In my eyes, they did not do what they were supposed to. But their awful political coverage is a rant for another day.
CNN is a money organization with a side hustle in news
A while ago, Trump said they should lean more right. They're getting the message now.
CNN is owned by a MAGAt, that's all you need to know
Soon as that orange goober said Democrats abort babies post birth and that vapid talking head said "Thank you President Trump" and moved on immediately the whole shebang was trashed. All media is still treating this candidacy with kid gloves and we've all lived through 4 years of horror. I can't do it again. Come on.
That's not a location.
Joe stutters so he's gonna look bad at every debate.... especially when he has to be quick
I notice the media made a big deal out of Joe but let Drumpf lies go without calling it out.... Dude told contradictions in the same sentence
Right? AND im only 34 and would be exhausted by that constant schedule so I can’t imagine
I’m older than you but much younger than Biden and I don’t see how he does it.
Trump is fueled on adderall and narcissism but I think Biden what… is thin and has a good marriage? Ya I dunno.
Plus, the brain is the most energy-demanding organ, so someone like Dump who never uses it would have like 30% more spare energy than the average person, even while surviving on diet cokes and big macs.
Biden’s poor brain, on the other hand, already has to work overtime as president. Add on fact-checking the disgusting rapist criminal’s lies and he’s gotta be spent.
Edited for autocorrect failure.
Trump is better at tapping into the flow state and fills in the m a s s i v e gaps in between coherent thoughts with rambling nonsense tangentially related to whatever fox news talking point he remembers from that morning.
I wouldn’t even give him that. The dude is just massively dumb, but he says shit with confidence that there are unfortunately enough gullible people who buy into the absolute complete bullshit he rambles about.
Trump speaks at a 4th grade level, and in LONG run on sentences. He is a horrible communicator. I genuinely think he would never be able to give a presentation on subject matter at a high school level.
Trump's way of speaking is exactly how stupid people think smart people sound. He speaks like a door to door salesmen selling you home security systems, or a sleezy car salesmen.
Exactly.
And then you hear his dipshit followers literally parrot back the same three to four word phrases. Its ridiculous.
If trump has done anything besides edge the nation towards the precipice of fascism, it is that he emboldened morons to loudly speak their 'mind' again.
Trump is less coherent than Biden.
His "stutter" is just what supporters pretend his only weakness is. It's a weird variation on the Emperor's New Clothes. They say "It's his stutter! His stutter is the only thing holding him back!!" and all the cultists agree but everyone else raises their eyebrows and says, "Yeah, okay buddy."
Tbf Trump would be a pain to debate. He’s gonna throw out so much bullshit by the time you pick out the thing you wanna hit him back on, he’s already said 3 more egregious things.
When I have contact with my narcissist ex, my head swims and I can’t think because the shit he says is so insane. Something similar was probably going on with Biden.
Its called "Gish Gallop".
Its intended to muddy the waters of good faith debate, and make it nearly impossibly to call the disingenuous person out on their lies.
With most folks, I would say its a deliberate tactic to obscure their lack of... well anything positive (intelligence, honesty, platform) but with Trump, I think that its mostly that he has just skated by his whole life by doing this. And its somehow worked.
Which isn't to say that he isn't dishonest, a moron, and lacking a platform. That's all true as well.
Trump would honestly lose your average highschool debate club debate.
This is why we need strict moderation in debates, rules, guidelines. Trump would never agree to them because he genuinely can't debate.
Standing down wind from a Trump who shat himself on live TV. Hard to be a good debater when your nose is being filled with KFC diaherra fumes
He was pretty good with Lester Holt last night!!
Trump can barely string a coherent sentence together on a good day and nobody batts an eye. Joe has an occasional bad debate and everyone loses their minds.
You guys know Joe doesn't actually write his tweets, right? Kudos to the PR guy who came up with that joke though.
Does it matter?
I'd usually say no, but people can and will use this as evidence that Biden is cognitively sharp.
Are the tweets better evidence than his service record?
No but its likely they'll convince more people.
It's a campaign action. He is responsible for building that team. Shows to me he knows how to build a solid team. Signed someone voting for his administration
But Trump’s diarrhea of the mouth on truth social can’t and won’t be used as evidence that he’s fucking insane…I really hate this timeline
No one on the right is smart enough to bring that up
If anything, I'm impressed he's cognitively sharp enough to delegate this task to someone qualified.
That's literally one of the most important job duties of the President. The dude can put the right people in the right job, and this just goes on to confirm that.
Does integrity matter? Uhm, yes it does. When people expect to be lied to on an hourly basis and that becomes the status quo, immense problems emerge.
The President not spending time to personally manage his Twitter account is a good thing.
Being upset at public figures who have other people manage their social media accounts is as embarrassing as an adult as throwing a tantrum that Santa isn’t real lmaooo
Ok. Who here (aside from you) was asking whether or not integrity matters?
These things are meant to get us talking about Biden and that’s good so yeah, I hope it matters
In that case, doesn't that mean that it doesn't matter? It's said here that he doesn't write his own tweets, and these things are still doing what you said they're meant to do.
That is actually the point that everyone needs to understand. We vote for the team he put together, and it’s a fucking dream team compared to the other guy’s inbred family reunion rogue’s gallery.
https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/phillytrib.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/1/ca/1ca49ef5-256d-5745-ac51-ffe3c9f659b6/668c76b722db1.image.jpg
Honestly, Biden himself is probably the weak link in the whole operation. I'm voting for the rest of the B-team and all the tens of thousands of people that project 2025 wants to kick to the curb.
I mean I feel like calling him the weak link is the same as saying Steve Kerr is the weak link for the Warriors.
The other day I saw "Mayor" Pete dropkick a fucking congressman so hard the entire room sizzled.
"Yes...that's how subsidies work" was one of the most brutal lines I've ever heard in a Congressional hearing.
I actually don't care THAT much about the president himself if he's got a team of people who get shit done. Plus, who a leader surrounds themselves with speaks volumes about the leader.
Trump literally sold several cabinet seats to the highest bidders. People with zero experience in the very bureaucracies which they oversaw.
I think it’s a girl they found on twitter who has the SASS. Something like that, but yeah, she’s awesome.
Her name is Megan Coyne. She's great. Used to run Phil Murphy's Twitter.
Woman.
the alternative is trump writing his parables of madness. i'm cool with this.
Joe hires great people. It’s defined his presidency.
And people think this is a problem. Remember when Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump were presidential advisors?!
girl his social team is SO good this had me cracking up
At this rate DarkBrandon™ is going to deez nuts the RNC lol
I was just telling my mom earlier that not only should Biden drop out, but they should do it in such a way that it comes off as trolling Trump and the RNC. And then spend the next four months psychologically torturing that man. Let the spirit of Dark Brandon flow through the democratic party.
See this is a prime example of why it's okay to vote for Biden. He hires competent people. His social media team is quite good. Particularly when you compare it to the unhinged, unedited bullshit that comes straight from trump's short fingers.
Actually many of Trump's tweets are written by someone else (the tweets with correct English grammar)
Not to mention Trump attempted to brag during the debate that Biden doesn’t fire people like he does… like yeah… because he mainly hires good and competent people. Trump is firing people left and right because he doesn’t know how to hire people.
He did get covid today though
This is the best part of it
That’s the ONLY part of it. If he didn’t get covid this tweet wouldn’t exist
I thought that was the whole joke?
Right? That's literally the point.
thatsthejoke.jpg
Is this the Covid thing?
No, it’s a play of sorts on that, a click bait tweet, basically
I don't get it.
There's reports that he caught covid, so this tweet was set up like clickbait the tweet looks like he's admitting he's sick when it's actually a bait and switch to complaining about Elon donating to trump and linking to his own donations.
And even when you read the first half without the second it’s funny because it’s worded like a sibling or friend letting people know they’re sick in case he has to cancel plans later for dinner.
Plus playing on the fact that the press would out him for testing positive for Covid and referencing it before they did- smart. And being so nonchalant about his age and Covid by making a joke? Great PR move.
Ohhh. I would have never figured that out. Thank you.
How is it a bait and switch? It just looks like two completely unrelated posts?
Am I stupid?
edit:
OH, it's supposed to be all one sentence.
Ok, that's pretty funny.
Yeah, the second Biden tweet is a reply / comment to the first one, so it is only visible if you click on the top tweet.
Thank you!
Thank you for explaining it to all us slower than average peeps 😅
“I’m sick”…
“Of Elon Musk and his rich buddies trying to buy this election.”
Oh ok, now I get it.
I’m super slow. I couldn’t figure it out either lol.
Same, I typically read Tweets bottom to top because of how they're usually formatted, but I didn't realize he replied to himself, so it's meant to be read top to bottom. Reads much better like this: https://imgur.com/a/yFGEiu2
Man, my brain has not left second gear today. I was reading the tweets from inside to out and after just learning Biden has covid, I could not figure out what the funny was. Thanks!
Whoever is running his Twitter has been killing it lately.
Let's Go Joe! This MF is unstoppable!
That mf is super super stoppable
Sometimes this sub is just r/ablackpersonretweeted
Gotta play by the rules
PPL think he actually comes up with these tweets 😂
But he hires the people who come up with these tweets. He’s the fucking GM not the point guard.
Hit us with the Hesi pull-up
Dude grandpa is just laying it out flat. He likes Icecream. He does not like rich people buying elections for fascists. He has a cold.
Proof that he's actually running his own social media imo. If I were him I'd hire cool young people to sound like me and feed them talking points and have them make it sound hip. But props for just going for it.
Lol social media is so absurd.
Joe pulled a Fashion Nova
This some grandpa ass shit. It is kinda funny tho
Get out there and vote, y’all
I was taught politics by actually leveraging the issues.
I just sent my oldest a picture and said "lol our election is a meme"
I am melting as a parent. Help me.
Part of the game nowadays…
This tweet was funny af though
The tweet is hard AF I'm not gonna lie, I'm just saying, it is such a different way to teach than when I was growing up. And like, I'm a millennial with a Gen z kid, I had my kid young, I didn't think it'd be this difficult already... And I have two Gen alpha's?? Shiiiiii
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Yall know this man does not tweet, right? it’s his teams of social media managers that make these.
You know the president isn't the only role that gets filled right? If he hires competent people to fulfil the roles they're hired to do that is a good thing
actually, Joe did write the first tweet but his team came and wrote the next part
They just said on the news Biden has Covid again.
He probably started to talk about it and changed direction 😂
lol that's a good one
Taylor Swift can balance it out.
What were Zuckbucks then?
lol that’s actually funny
For those saying “he doesn’t write his own tweets”. While that’s true. We do not vote solely for the candidate. You are also voting for their cabinet and staff. You are voting for an entire adminsitration.
Because it's against Reddit's rules to wish harm on somebody I'm just gonna say that I really hope Biden didn't meet with Trump after the attempted shooting. That would be a real tragedy. If that sat in a room together. For a couple hours. Talking. Feet from each other.
I'm confused..
Love to see it.
lol i give it another maybe week or two before elon tries banning him on X or people around biden 🤣 We are living in shock & awe these days as a collective!
I didn't read the sub and came in here expecting a shit ton of deleted comments or downvoted to help comments of people either praising trump or talking about Biden
I'm glad this wasn't the praise trump outcome lol
Meanwhile Biden’s net worth is 10m
r/bpt is reduced to retweeting r/wpt, and it's all DNC schlop.
this has got to be the biggest PR backfire of all time.
people are only retweeting and sharing the I'm sick part, and not seeing the second part at all.
He deleted this but not before the "I'm sick" part had 50 million views. Someone's getting fired.
Back in the 1980s, we were instructed that a "New Enlightenment" had taken over economics. Economics was an exact science: Milton Friedman and Adam Smith were its geniuses.
Taxing the rich would destroy innovation and hope, we were told. We should let the market allocate wealth. That was a fascist lie! The real reason very rich people wanted zero tax was so that they could buy elections, control the media, spread propaganda, and treat the nation's housing supply as just another investment to feed their avaricious egos.
The US government has made Elon very rich. One of his top buddies..
The best shitposter will be president. Trump proved this last time. Unfortunately, idk if shit posting will be enough for titanium eared trump.
"gimme money. my family and friends are all worth millions but I need your money."
They're trying to buy the election! Also give me money lmfao
This rivals the famous joke from Mister Belding, who said, "Zack, I've had it up to here with your antics" while pointing to his forehead. He continued, "And I'm a tall guy!"
PR guy should run for president tbh.
That’s sick
Elon should be deported.
He is self-deporting himself to Mars. Give it another decade and we'll be more done with him than any human ever.
Should be in r/meirl
Oligarchy. The president is who got more moneys and more wealthy fucks on his back.
reminds me of ..
Are you ready...?
... FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT
https://youtu.be/wRRsXxE1KVY?si=l48ZsFzpjsG7xKnm
No but seriously how did Elon turned into a vilain so fast usually in the movies it takes longer lol
Good stuff , maybe they hired the Wendy’s Twitter handler
Intern who runs joe bidens social media for president
Uncle Joe is so back frfr
well played, white house intern
Grampy President
Deport Elon!
I’m tired of rich people donating their hard-earned money to my political rival.
So donate to me because the rich people who donate tens of millions of dollars to me froze their funding to me so now I’m broke 🙄
dark brandon?
Nah he just slept between the two tweets bruh
When I first saw that that tweet I thought of this line.
https://youtu.be/tVPncNJSF1E?si=76A-HGR2bKMni8j2&t=135