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ez bro re-marry your ex. double income + no child support
The real life pro tip right here.
Google dementia
Wait, why are all the links purple?
my computer lagged lol
I mean yes, but the child support doesn’t go away, just becomes less formal.
Nah, you can just be a bad dad instead /s
Nah, it's cheaper because yall are sharing expenses. You get fucked over with child support.
Or stop paying for child support, all my homies hate child support.
Unimportant, should not be a major factor in the decision.
yeah I guess legality doesn't matter
What if your ex re-married 12 years ago?
What about your girl now that's your babies mama??
Also double misery
But then he’ll be sad boi
In terms of salary, we have no salary
In terms of child support, we have no child support
In terms of child, we have no child. (Please let me have the kids back Sandra)
Could have saved a lot of money with a condom.
Well he didnt have the money back then and now he has even less
If you don’t got 40 cents to spare then stop having sex and find a job
No surprise he couldn't afford condom back then! Poor truly become more poor
Or a wicked pull out game 🤣🤣🤣
Hopefully they aren’t illegal soon.
Execute order 66
Yes my master
What movie is this
Star Wars Part 3
I think taxi driver?
Spaceballs
Third person abortion
Your fault bro , you had the big sex.
Never go full sex
The child support is more coming from a choice than anything else.
They hated him because he spoke the truth.
SHUT UP D:<
That's what I'm saying, people forget that kids sre not a nessecity.
Tbh they are a lot of people's retirement plan...and that's sad/scary.
Indeed, no wonder millenials and gen z are depressed
how dare u use common sense
OP should just stop paying it and leave the country
I pay child support even though I have 50% legal and physical custody. This is of course on top taking care of my child in the first place. Some situations are different.
Give me a good valid reason why objecting to have kids is "selfish" especially when you are in financinal debt
It's not selfish. It's actually you considering how terrible your child's life would be while you were struggling. My wife and I deciding at a young age that we wouldn't have a kid until we owned a home. You should be financially stable before bringing a child into the world
He didn't say that
Well lets be fair. I don't see this as OP acting like it's not his fault.
I mean, there’s scenarios where the guy doesn’t have much choice. Birth control could fail, condom could be tampered with.
Unless you’re telling people to remain celibate
One might expect both parents to contribute equally though
That’s why you don’t become a parent if you’re not going to live a life that can afford it
Yes that’s what child support is supposed to be. You provide some money to the other parent who is raising the child the majority of the time.
Yes, that’s why he’s paying child support to the mother who, I’m assuming, the child is primarily living with. Either split it 50/50 or one can contribute with time while the other contributes with money.
what if she raped him by stopping him from pulling out, and he had no proof of her doing so? always a possibility
what if I could shit chocolate ice cream?
you could upload porn videos that'd be unique
idk why this is downvoted, who knows its not the case
Because it's a insane whatabout meant to deflect the man from his decisions.
They wouldn't make him pay child support then most likly
Just do what 12.8% of American households do... starve. Whatever you do though, don't ask for a handout. That's for the airlines, banks and auto manufacturers.
And farmers. Remember us a subsidy when they get money and its welfare when it goes to people and minorities
Farmer here don’t put us in the same category as banks and airlines
Yall are the biggest welfare queens in the country and your group consistently votes against social service for others while benefiting from socialist policies more than any other group.
Also in my state the corn farmers actively work with alcohol companies to keep weed illegal fuck them
Airlines banks and automanufacturers paid back those loans and the taxpayers made a profit.
This man right here could get a loan too.
12% of American households are food insecure; that's not even close to starvation. There are so few people in America starving that they had to invent a new term to find problems. This is extremely dishonest.
America literally had a massive problem with its poor being obese. That's not starving.
Oh, right, fat people means everyone is eating.
healthy products costs more, sugar and palm oil are dirt cheap
Source: "Trust me bro"
Are poverty and obesity associated? Poverty rates and obesity were reviewed across 3,139 counties in the U.S. (2,6). In contrast to international trends, people in America who live in the most poverty-dense counties are those most prone to obesity (Fig. 1A). Counties with poverty rates of >35% have obesity rates 145% greater than wealthy counties.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3198075/
Interesting. However, to keep with the original intent of your comment though, here's an article which states that those most prone to obesity are those who experience food insecurity. Just because someone's obese doesn't mean they always have ready access to food.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9549066/
Well with all my cats taking up my salary I don’t think I’ll be saving money any time soon
Have you considered tax evasion and after that with the money saved by not paying taxes fleeing to south america or south-east asia to avoid the child support?
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Yeah but that's lame
Totally lame
Ever heard of the item name condom?
Have you considered just waiting a few years?
Add groceries and transportation and it's $0 left
You just shouldn't have had a kid.
i mean he can’t unhave the kid can he
🔫🔫
Sorry that everybody is blaming you for what happened without knowing the story though. I hope you figure it out
Stop having kids.
what did u do to pay child support?? we need lore
Let me tell you a little bit about the birds and the bees...
please do me and my husband cannot have a child :( crazy a r/memes user already paying for it though
When a bird and a bee love each other very much, the bee puts his endophallus in the birds cloaca. After an undefined amount of time, an abomination is born because birds and bees are not reproductively compatible.
Lesson of the day: pull out
never put in
Man of culture 🫡
Lesson of the day, don't listen to this guy
If that fails, get a paternity test before child support.
your salary to your bank account;
"not today boy, try again next time"
Child support is your fault homie
I mean, technically it's a risk every guy needs to accept when they have sex, but it's still shitty when it happens. And the only way to avoid that risk completely is to never have sex, even if married. Like driving to work is a risk, but I don't blame the guy who gets T-boned despite obeying road laws. She could poke a hole in the condom, fish it out of the trash, lie about being on birth control. Maybe they were married and she cheated on him or became abusive? Who knows?
Okay technically you are right but let’s be honest, the vast majority of guys paying child support are dumbasses who had risky unprotected sex or no birth control or both. Obviously shit can happen though
Oh yeah he probably deserves it, I'm just playing devils advocate. Gotta be extra pedantic on reddit. Plus I'd feel bad if OP got roasted in the comments despite doing nothing wrong.
"every guy accepts" USE A CONDOM. OR THE MALE BIRTH CONTROL. OR PULL OUT. OR HAVE AN OPEN CONVERSATION why would you have sex with someone you don't even trust to use her birth control properly???
You realize those methods all fail, right? There is no 100% effective birth control. If you have sex, you might get the girl pregnant, simple as that. And yes, sometimes people pretend to be nice, make you think you can trust them, but its turns out that was a bad call. God people are dumb
Could have been raped, just as easily as a condom or birth control both failed and the girl refused to not have the child. I mean, it's less likely but it's still a possibility.
Yup, it happens
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/talking-about-trauma/201902/when-male-rape-victims-are-accountable-child-support
I know it can happen, otherwise I wouldn't have mentioned it. But tell that to those who don't like what I'm saying.
Was backing up your point. Stand down, soldier
if not showering was work-place-acceptable, being homeless in a van by the river without kids is pretty trendy these days. parking tickets are far less than rent.
Unsubscribe from child support
Can’t …. That’s a 18yr subscription 🤣🤣
Child support is gnarly. Had a guy who worked for us for a little bit who had 7 kids with 3 baby mamas. Legit took 50% of his paycheck.
But its pretty easy to not have child support. 28 and still no kids, and im pretty much always in a relationship. Im waiting till im solid financially and can give them everything i want to without having to sacrifice what i want.
Kill the ex and the child
You'll get free food for life too
my dude minimum wage here in my country is 17k and average livable place rent is 22k
Well the secret is to not have kids. The diaper manufacturers don't want you to know this but you will save so much money.
Just don't have kids
Start with not making kids, lol
Wear a condom dipshit
How the fuck do you not know that he wasn’t married and he shares custody with his ex?
You still pay child support despite sharing custody ass hat.
If you can't afford a kid don't have one. It's the simplest rule to not ending up broke
You do understand that circumstances change over time right? He might not have the same job and things have gotten more expensive for everyone.
No this is Reddit. Every man should never have sex until they are ready for a child and making over 100k.
Maybe she is the one that cant afford one, so he has to pay for everything
ask for a raise and your boss tells you to work harder and maybe in a few years... he also likes to comment around the place how he doesn't get why people are in so much debt if they work...
Dumb question. So when people say child support do they mean the child support payments they have to do after divorce or are they simply refering to the cost of raising children?
In divorce…. Also monies awarded to the custodial parent
Money you pay to the other parent to help them raise your kid after divorce
ha! I don't need to pay child support! ha- ha... ..ha......
Just kill your child
Should not have had kids dumbass
When one has no job, and gets supported by family yes. Too many people with a job can not even afford a 1 room apartment after CS. Go ahead down vote me.
It's not too late for a post-partum abortion
Vote for people who will let you keep your own money.
This might be the cutest meme template I've ever seen ngl
learn to wear a condom
The way they have it setup the only way to save is to NOT have a kid.
Family planning
Don't forget your OF subscriptions
Don’t forget latte and vacations
Avocado toast
Oh yeah. I knew it was something like that.
That’s my house, I’ll disconnect the cable and turn the lights out And let her know her grandchild is a baby and not a pay check Private school, daycare, shit, medical bills—I pay that
No salary no problem. Roll back to natural exchange.
Easy fix, invent time travel, don't have kids, stay single and live with your family until you save up 2 million dollars
You could try to dispute you child support in court, saying you give too much and you are left with no money but it could backfire and give you even more to pay
Become homeless or have your child live with you
You wouldn't have to pay rent if you bought a house.
Lay off the Netflix and Starbucks.
Stremio and MagisTV (completely free). Drinking free coffee from work.
You'd have to pay the mortgage and for all the repairs lmao what
Avocado toast? In this economy??
Cut it from your budget! \o/
Also maybe skip breakfast to save on food and toilet paper.
Every minute you spend listening to the i-tunes is a minute you could be working a second job!
The concept of being responsible with your money shouldn't cause such incredulity. Living within your means isn't some financial secret.
Live within your means harder! If you have a 50k job and reduce your expenses to 0, you can pay for that house in only 30 years!
I'm tired of escalating this bullshit, btw. These people are insane. Cost of living is ever increasing, wage is stagnating and there are still people saying "idk man try eating in more?" to people who eat out like 5 times a year.
$2700 a month for childcare for two kids. (3 and 6months).
you left for the milk, skill issue
Wrong Hole
Wrong Hole
I am glad to be almost 30 and a virgin, no risk of child support, or alimony because I never been common law or married.
I don’t have kids and thank god for that
You could start by not nutting into randoms.
Then you could try discontinuing services that you don't actually use.
Child support? Keep it in your pants and maybe your Dumbahh won’t have to pay nun, or you could, and bear with me on this cuz it might scare some of you
JUST PULL OUT
Have you considered just not eating?
Feel free to new loan because you deserve it
Should've got a paternity test first before child support.
Child support kinda on you tbh
Me on 60% salary living in a shared flat and taxes from last year come up where i worked 100% still
Maybe dont have children before youre financially ready, and in a relationship thatll last.
I feel this every day
Child support and the way alot of women are are the reasons I'm glad I waited till I matured first
I need to do fraud
Lol feel this everyday
Thanks for the Durex ad bro!
I work in family law, and have no idea how these people are managing. Salaries less than mine, with two or three children, plus two households....
Are your children just an amount of money you loose? They need that money
Am i the only who didn’t save a penny this year?
Oh no I have to take care of my children how awful
You want money... but had kids. This a problem of your own making. A plastic bag, some rope, some bricks, and a large body of water can help solve the child support problem. Dealers choice for who.
You should've thought about that before creaming some lady don't you think?
If you live in Texas if you have 9 more kids they can't come after you for child support :D
your fault for having a child
Lol this is why people that have kids without the financial means to support them, are fuckin stupid.
"But it's so beautiful!" No it's not. Cursing a growing human to a life of strife and economic stress? Fuck off
Accidents happen my friend
Personally, I see less issue as "Dude put his dick in someone and forgot to wrap it" and more of a "What actually happened between him and his ex?"
You didn't have to bring a child to suffer and now complain...
child support is bullshit
Why
Why? Parents should support their kids
Hey dipshit answer us
That’s why I only have cats, hahaha