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https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/comments/1dzpzyw/the_history_of_luke5353s_nsfw_works/

An Edit was made for proper formatting. (And mistakes were made. Many...)

Explanation For The Creation Of Such A Shitpost:

Inspired by this post a month back (at the time of this post):

Well... The Lore Master is here with some new lore, this time on the man who caused me to have my identity once more, Luke5353. This time, on the history of his NSFW Works.

So, yes.. I will be doing an entire comprehensive on Luke5353's NSFW Posts, from the first one all the way back during the humble beginnings of his career, all the way to his most recent of posts...

Is this a shitpost? Yes. Is this a shitpost that took time and effort to make? Much yes.

Now, Look formed his account on May 19th,2019 Meaning... I've got a lot to go through, but, if you're seeing this post, It means I went through years of Yuri, Maricucked, Shitposts, Grim Danking, And Touhou Meme drawings to make this, but if you're seeing this... I've done it.

Now, if you're wondering... At the time I've written this post, Infact.. Scrolled down Luke's entire list of posts.. Yes.. The entire list... About 3 Years of Grim Danking is within my head now...

But interestingly, he first started out as PURELY a shit poster, he actually didn't start posting art for.. Awhile.. No wonder he has so much Post Karma. Now of course, this isn't a proper Lore Post, but a Lore Shit Post, so we're detailing saucy and NSFW Posts. (Originally was just meant to be strictly NSFW posts but the original formula was changed.)

Onwards!

Luke5353's NonCredibleDefense NSFW Posts. (With a few others.)

First off, Luke's Crowd Funded Ukrainian T-80 Tank Waifu:

Lore Fact: This post came to Luke in a dream.

This post is on this list because.. Why? Well, you can clearly see... On to the next one.

Now we have... Buff F35 Waifu:

This drawing was wrought into existence because of the begging of a user known as .

So, Conclusion So Far?

It's very clear to me that while Luke was in his Grimdank Shitposting phase he was honing his artistic skills till he was confident enough to post it, eventually, Luke moved from basic memes to Drawn Shitposts from characters in Warhammer 40K Universe, also known as.. THE GRIMDARK FUTURE. But, eventually, Luke5353 got into Non-Credible Shitposting, cause Users really love to see Humanized (especially waifuized) Military Equipment. Now, hold that information in mind because I'm going to write a Paragraph at the end of this post. (Or, at least TRY.)

Speaking of Waifuized Military Equipment, Tog 2 Milf:

Hmm, yes, The Infamous Long British Tank, The TOG 2.

"Long and lean but with a dumptruck ass", As described by Spreadshot Warrior in Non Credible Defence.

Waifu A Plane Speedrun Any%:

"This fucking sub man, it's practically scrambled all my sexual fetishes like Totally Spies did to my 9 year old self." -

Now, I'll be adding this to the list because It's an F35 Humping Another Waifu, And also because... Let's not get onto the second thing.

Also, happy late cake day, . (One of the artists, Luke, Was inspired by.)

Moving On.

Now, My Freundes.. We get onto the first ever ACTUAL NSFW Piece, Luke was paid Eighty Euro's for this, Keep. That. In. Mind.

I Present to you, Naked and Lingerie JDAM:

The first ever genuine piece of Not Safe For Work Content, Luke has ever done. A Work picturing a humanized JDAM Bomb in both a naked form, and a Lingerie form with reference pictures at the side.

"As my boyfriend once so eloquently put it, "Lingerie is hot because it leaves just a little more to the imagination." I bet that fucker lurks here and faps to anthro F-35 jetussy doesn't he" - Who has been inactive for two years.

Now, I remember Luke5353 saying to me in my first two original Lore Posts that somebody paid him eighty Euro's for that to be drawn, or It was something else...

Luke5353 within the comments also gives links to more versions of this drawing, this includes a version with nipples and vaginal regions drawn. This was also posted on Christmas Day, so this was a proper Christmas Gift for Non Credible Defence.

Now, let us move a long.

F16 Bathtime:

"Gonna be honest this is probably my worst piece so far, I don't like it though I admittedly didn't put too much effort into it so it isn't too surprising, this one is pretty much just a shitpost" - Luke5353.

"Worst piece? This is rock solid! Like me-" -

I just thought It'd be a nice honourable mention.. Moving on!

Australian Drone Tech-:

Another genuine Not Safe For Work piece, as you can see here It is of an anthropomorphic/Waifuized picture of.. What seems to be a cardboard drone from the Australian news? I don't know, I'm not credible like, Luke.

"Deeply Tanned Ex-British Criminal

Dyed Blond Hair
Appropriate beach wear

Yup... thats one Aussie girl." -

Alright, let's move on...

Luke here has drawn a piece of none other than the poster tank of the Subreddit itself, The M113A8 AERO-GAVIN, Queen of The Skys and Land:

"Our Beloved Aero-Gavin finally got herself a waifu drawing, she is as beautiful as the day I saw her presentation 🥰" - Luke5353.

If you're wondering what the "Aero-Gavin" is, It's apparently a United States Army M113 Armoured Personnel Carrier that can fly.

Let's move on...

F-117 Waifu:

A Drawing suggested by a user known as "Frost Fairy Queen" who has unfortunately deleted their account.

"Suggested by and another person, not sure who it was again. Anyways, lets get a bit degenerate, do yall think that F-117-chan would be a yandere? Perhaps a tsundere? She'd definitively be something weird at least" - Luke5353.

"I'm gonna fuck all those planes" - A Suspended Account known as... I'm not typing that name.

But, we have another Non Credible Not Safe For Work Post...:

A Boeing C-17 Globemaster III Military Transport Aircraft, Humanized and Waifuized...

Unfortunately, no good comments to quote here...

Let's move on.

Well, here's, Luke's, NonCredibleDefence Not Safe For Work Suggestion Box:

"RODS FROM GOD WITH DICKS" -

Now.. Unfortunately the winner from this suggestion box has been removed by the Moderators of Non-Credible-Defence...

But you can still view the comments and find something humourous:

But... Not to worry, Freunde... I have something else.

Two Typhoons enjoying their refuel:

With an Atlas :)

"You're all disturbing sick perverts, I love it" - ,

"I came for the plane porn, I stayed for the island of sanity in a war flooded with disinfo and cope, I came to the plane porn." -

This beautiful piece was commissioned by a user known as, , For what I presume to be around Eighty Euro's. (Or more..)

Now, then.. Moving on.

Somebody help the poor submarine:

Damn you really drew this whole ass thing didn't you." - Deleted User.

"Luke you fucking madman, you turned the Chinese vessels hot! Think about the recruitment propaganda that the chinese could make out of this. At least Meiling finally got her mechanical anthropomorphized fighting vehicle form." -

I believe from Luke's comment this post that he made this of his own accord, rather than it being a commission... Moving on.

A Bratty TU-95:

"Tu-95 chan finna make me act up, those drones boutta have some serious competition in smashing her" - Luke5353."

"Alright, you better stop, a couple of those are making me feel tingly in my special place" - PandaCatGunner

Luke5353's Touhou NSFW Collection.

We have now entered... The Touhou Section, this is also where, Luke, also began cucking Marisa.

I present to you, Freundes. Luke's first NSFW Touhou Post:

"I fuck lunarians. I meant I fuck lunarians. Damn, I meant I fuck lunarians. Crap, I meant I fuck lunarians. Shit, I meant..." - Rqibix

Moving On.

Now, if I surf through that I find some Alice and Patchouli Yuri:

"Just like how every bird must learn to fly, every artist will eventually draw NFSW." - Daikoko23.

"Bro I've drawn nsfw a couple of times now as commissions, this isn't a new development" - Luke5353.

At the time I'm creating this post,I'm sleepy and scatterbrained, so I the quality will be decreasing a bit.

Ah.. Yes.. The best Touhou Ship:

"as an expert i can definitively say that shinki is fuckin huge. it's making me have thoughts that'd make byak correct my horny ass." - Uhh-Uhh-Man.

Moving On... And another Commisson:

"It’s me! I’m the one who really likes Kasen x Reimu!!! Me me me!!!" - Acrobatic-Confusion.

Let's move on.. There's not much I can say.

Patchouli is (Un)Lucky:

At this point I'm just listing things, am I? Well, I'm sleep deprived and this is a shit post with a little effort..

Bunny Sakuya:

"Poor Sakuya isn't paid enough by Remi for all this (she isn't paid at all)" - Luke5353.

And, of course, Bird and Puppeteer Bunny:

"the demonic voices in my head made me draw this" - Luke5353.

"*Angelic" -

SOMEBODY COME GET MIKO!:

"The HEADPHONES STAY ON DURING HARLOTRY" -

Apprently, Reimu Hakurei in Lotus Eaters had a vivid thought of, Toyosatomimi no Miko naked dancing...

And we end off here.. If I didn't know about the Extra NSFW on Luke5353's Pixiv Account.

Reimu.. Pleasuring Kasen:

And.. A Steamy Nue Comission:

And we also can't forget.. Kasen pleasuring her own arm:

Also, let it be known around the time of the Australian Drone Post, I had discovered, Luke, has an entire album dedicated to his Non-Credible Waifu's, My freundes, I present to you, Luke5353's Gift to the Horny People of NCD:

Paragraph Section:

At the first pointsin Luke's Reddit Career, he was but a humble Grimdanking Shitposter, once just another guy who reveled in the fun of his community.. Then he began to draw, as he got more confident, he soon switched over from pre-made images to drawn shitposts, which of course increased his reputation by a long slide, When Luke eventually found his way into the Non Credible Defence community, he was at first unsure about their obsession with Waifuized Military Equipment...

Yet the blight of the NCD soon spread to Luke, and eventually he was consumed by it, this is what started his journey into Not Safe For Work content and NCD Waifu creating, this is what eventually wrought 3000 Blatant Propaganda Pieces of .

Luke's most popular post by far and one of the most recognizable pieces of art within the community, it's even on the banner of the Subreddit.

While Luke no longer posts on , He is surely a household name there, one whisper of his name and it will entice nostalgia within the users of . Now, let it be known...