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I'm watching slowly tonight and having a lot of thoughts. Tamara's daughter (Sophia) makes it very clear that she does NOT want to talk about her dad or her sister and yet Tamara fake cries and pushes the issue. She also says (between crocodile tears) that she wishes for Sidney to "come home." What the hell? Home where? As the child of a divorcee married to the child of a divorcee, there is no home! Your mom and her new husband's house isn't "home." Tamara needs to leave her daughter alone! If she truly wanted a relationship with Sidney she would respect her boundaries and stop talking about her.

Watching the OC premiere it’s wild how much most of the cast shares their real, raw lives. And I keep thinking about how almost no one on RHOBH really opens up. They give little small tidbits or rehearsed speeches, but none ever really open up. Dorit had never told us much about her marriage, Kyle won’t say what happened with her and Mauricio, Sutton never shares anything, garcelle doesnt, Erika pretended to have a great marriage for years. These women have something going on in their lives but they just won’t ever really get into it. As I always say, I understand why they don’t want to share their business. I don’t understand why they want to be on reality tv and at the same time keep everything hidden.

Shannon is a hot damn mess. I love her though. Her daughters accepting her mistake (and it was a damn doozy) and advising her on how to proceed with JJ (Jesus Jugs) and JJ (John Jansen) was amazing. She is so messed up but she raised her daughters right. I'm so annoyed that Bravo brought JJ's PLURAL on this show.

Side note, Heather Dubrow is a straight narcissist and Terry is her enabler.

I’m being Heather Dubrow allllll day long!

Alexis Bellino needs a glass of water she is beyond thirsty!!! and I believe John Jansen is a douche as well, she will learn like Shannon did 😭 but the hard way. Shannon seems like shes on the right path even if shes still drinking. Alexis saying "I have your ex boyfriend move on" and she responds "im glad you took him" ugh loved that. Shannon may have her issues but dropping all that dead weight definitely helped, I can see the difference in her demeanor despite such an embarrassing public scandal. she seems lighter and better and just on the way to healing.

Shannon has NEVER looked better, and shes never been in a healthy relationship. I think shes finally single and healing, it makes me sad to see all the Shannon hate going around. I know she isnt perfect and attacked Gina for her DUI, but she learned herself. Also, even if she brought Ginas DUI up often, yes it was ridiculous, but in the end she did do Gina a huge solid w her DUI. However, she immediately apologized to Gina, and im glad Gina accepted it with grace and was kind to her. This is clearly a hard time for her but all the women are being so nasty besides Jenn. :(

Shannon is clearly at her lowest when she got this DUI. It just makes me sad.

I take back what i said ab Heather. Shannon said she'd think ab going to the party and DID go, and Heather is acting like Shannon denied it and insinuated Heather was an asshole. annoying

Emily was right, Alexis has known John Jansen for a month but is crawling up his ass and its gross. Emily and the other housewives know him better than you do!!!! SMH

Also, John Jansen apparently didnt like the "fame" that came w Shannon but dates another HW? its giving Slade Smiley, if you wanna b a HW just say that. SMH

Do you guys ever think, while watching these housewives, about how much money some of them actually spend? Listening to Heather and Terry so casually say, oh it’s only going to be $10 mil to do all this? Like what?😭 they say it like I’d say that shirt is only $20 lol she’s really the only OC housewife with real money it seems. I find it fascinating that some people have so much money to spend. I’ve never and never will see that kind of money. I can only imagine saying, $1 million for our movie theatre😭😭😭

Luanne was just on Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino and I thought I’d share some interesting highlights for those who don’t listen to podcasts.

-Tilda Swinton came to her cabaret in London and invited her to her castle in Scotland the next day. She ended up going and they tried to call Dorinda on FaceTime but she was on lockdown for traitors.

-She said there’s no talks of a second season of crappy lake not because Sonja was a mess but because the initial location had meaning to their producer.

-She said she wouldn’t want to do a residency so she doesn’t end up like “Erica Jayne selling $7 tickets” 💀

-Hinted she’s going to be on more NBC shows soon, also hinted at some type of bravo dating show (imagine all the single housewives on a dating show???)

-She said after she saw Bethenny at the party where she took a photo with her daughter, she asked Bethenny to send her the photos and Bethenny never did / didn’t unblock her. She said she feels like Bethenny just used her daughter to get with Luanne for a moment, but would be open to going on her podcast.

-She did a bunch of delusional, off-key singing randomly between her answers of course, it’s Luanne.

Cause I think it’s up there. What an absolute snooze. And the fact that its badness was topped by Potomac which came right before it… oof it’s been rough over here.

We NEEDED that premier of OC, girls. I’m happy for us. God knows we need this now. An amazing season of OC could really do us good.

I don’t know what it is about Luann but she was sooo good as just a friend and now she’s back to being unhinged??? Like she got with this Tom guy and that’s all she cares about. It’s actually sad honestly, she’s saying everyone is jealous because she got Tom… This is my first time watching and before watching I always saw posts on here loving her but it’s been 8 seasons and I still can’t connect or feel how I feel about the other housewives, like damn even with Jules I feel something.