Obligated did not happen today but last week, I just now have the courage to relive the tale.
I'm fairly close with my boss, and his wife is my go to hair dresser because thats her business, and I like to support them. So after work one day I drove my boss to his wifes business to get a haircut, and we all drank several beers during the process. Somewhere in our conversations his wife asked me what products I use in my hair and since I didn't know the names, I said I would text her an image of them all. I did not have her number, so decided to text my boss instead.
And there I am in my bathroom, drunk and naked with all the hair stuff I use about to hop in the shower and I think to myself "this is a great time to send a picture of all this, I have it all here anyway!" I quickly snapped a photo it all, and it sent immediately to my boss. Before I even looked at the photo, I added "Show this to your wife." to follow it all up.
Thats when my horror sank it. My camera was zoomed out in x0.6 zoom instead of x1 and in the corner of the photo I see it. My first train of thought was "if im holding my phone in this hand, and the products in the other hand, why the fuck is my thumb in the photo?"
It was not my thumb. It was the tip of my penis fully exposed. I prayed he wouldnt notice it, as it was off to the edge of the picture but his first reply was "yo wtf your whole ass dick is on the picture"
The fact I followed it up with "Show this to your wife" floored me. I dont know if I laughed because it was so funny, or out of pure shame. He wouldn't look or talk to me for the entire week. And no, he did not show it to his wife thank god. I'll never be able to live that down.
TL:DR sent the tip of my weiner to my boss and told him to show his wife.