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A 2020 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. by YZXFILE in cleanjokes

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Not bad.

A 2020 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. by YZXFILE in cleanjokes

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You mean primeum?

A 2020 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. by YZXFILE in cleanjokes

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That's a long ways for a beer.

Otters Super Excited for Huge Salmon by YZXFILE in TooCuteForHumans

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Never seen otters so happy.

A 2020 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. by YZXFILE in cleanjokes

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I'll drink to that.

NASA's Voyager 1 sends readable message to Earth after 4 nail-biting months of gibberish by YZXFILE in space

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It is great!

Preparing to fire the cannon. To the right of the wheel is an amunition display. by YZXFILE in revolutionarywar

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"General Knox's Revolutionary War accomplishments include leading the expedition to transfer sixty tons of captured British cannon from Fort Ticonderoga to Boston, directing Washington's famous Delaware River crossing, and taking charge of the placement of the artillery at Yorktown."

A 2020 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. by YZXFILE in cleanjokes

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Go figure.

A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing." by YZXFILE in Jokes

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The plane truth.

A 2020 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. by YZXFILE in cleanjokes

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A world record.

A 2020 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. by YZXFILE in cleanjokes

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I have a recumbent bike, and I get plenty of miles.

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the First house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. by YZXFILE in cleanjokes

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I would have not opened the screen door.

A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing." by YZXFILE in Jokes

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Around and around they go.

A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing." by YZXFILE in Jokes

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Cool!

A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing." by YZXFILE in Jokes

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Money to burn from her husband.

A 2020 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. by YZXFILE in cleanjokes

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Or go EV

A 2020 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. by YZXFILE in cleanjokes

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I do.

A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing." by YZXFILE in Jokes

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She servived.

A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing." by YZXFILE in Jokes

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Don't take it seriously.

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A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing." (self.Jokes)

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A 2020 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. (self.cleanjokes)

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Three men were talking about their teenage daughters: The first says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and found a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked". by YZXFILE in Jokes

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Amazing what you find.

Starship rival: Chinese scientists build prototype engine for nuclear-powered spaceship to Mars by YZXFILE in space

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I remember breathing that stuf.

Starship rival: Chinese scientists build prototype engine for nuclear-powered spaceship to Mars by YZXFILE in space

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I do!

Bunny glow up! Here’s Oreo at 2 months and now at almost 5 years by YZXFILE in TooCuteForHumans

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Absolutely

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