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Honorable mentions:

  • You ain't black

  • Speech about bombing Belgrade

  • Chocolate chocolate chip

Don't forget the "We are America, second to none, and we own the finish line" speech

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That one was actually fire

First coherent sentence he's strung together in the last decade, and it kinda went hard, ngl.

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How have I not heard this one. I don’t personally mind him but that line goes hard.

u/DreamlyXenophobic avatar

watch the clip. it goes so hard

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u/MeguminIncognitoAcc avatar

"so you stack spaghetti sauce in the store"

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u/Ok_Attorney_5431 avatar

“Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids” is another classic

I really forgot this one, that is definotely top 5

I don't know if this one really counts as a blooper.I am 100% sure he meant it.For real.

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What about "Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids"

u/Empty-Pie6147 avatar

don't forget the "higher caliber" clip

MINI SODA!

Shitting himself in front of D-day vets was my favorite

When?

Nah no way that's real

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u/Helipilot47 avatar

THERE IS. NO. MORAL CENTER. IN EUROPE.

You forgot that time he was recorded cursing

Shiting himself

‘The white kids and the poor kids’ or whatever that other quote was 😂

u/Existing_Strain8830 avatar

What about Cornpop? He was a bad man

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I actually really liked when he told Trump to shut up, but yes, Biden is geriatric and I wish he wasn't running again in 2024

u/GraviZero avatar

id agree if he wasnt the best chance against trump

Depressing isn’t it. The state of politics.

u/Not-A-Seagull avatar

It’s a choice between a quiet four years of incremental progress, and someone who wants to burn down the system because he’s bankrolled by adversarial money.

The choice is a no-brainer. I’d like to preserve American democracy, but that’s just me.

Agreed it’s a no brainer. I just wish there was more fresh blood in politics in general. But yeah. You’re completely correct

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Both are bankrolled just so you know

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I am glad that this is general perspective. I just hope that holds up for the election

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A quiet 4 years with an old person or a coin flip if the country goes down some dark shit for 4 years. Call it! Oh and both your options belong in old age homes.

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Is he though?

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I'm not gonna say he isn't old, but I've done the bike thing, the stairs thing, and a good deal of incoherent babbling, and I'm in my 30's.

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Lmaooo and the best thing is the same keeps happening to me, like when i watched Joe do that shit i was laughing so hard and then i dead-ass did the stairs thing, the bike thing and allat.

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Theyre both geriatrics. Lol

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I didn't know about the update to the railroad worker story, tyvm

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Honestly same I do hold respect for him but he will die from old age in the next term and I don't think someone dying in office is what this country needs... And then there's fucking Trump

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His speech about having hairy legs and that kids used to rub them when he was a lifeguard is legendary

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Jo Bidet is going to hit a stop sign on 2025 August. 3.(this is fake this isn't going to happen)

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No one was supposed to know, Wiher

The FBI wants to know your location

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Oh sorry I edited it

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1 should be

Not trying to overthrow the government.

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Still better than anyone trying to establish a theocracy.

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Amen

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u/macsochek avatar

Im not even sure whose propaganda is that

u/Venom933 avatar

Mole people for President 🥹

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Yall can't tell me you haven't fallen up stairs before.

I have totally sober but just trying to go faster than I should've, that's what it seems like in the video tbh

I've fallen off a stopped bike at least 5 times already, as well.

I can. Not like old Joe. And I was completely hammered! Was he? Nope. Just old, senile, and frail.

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Now imagine being very aged and having the pressure of not only everyone in attendance watching you, not only multiple news stations watching you, but also the pressure not to mess up because you’ve made similar mistakes in the past. Also you’re the president of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Grow up.

Yeah. Still wouldn't fall like Biden. Only the old, frail, or disabled do that. I do stage plays. I have ran up and down steps in front of thousands nightly at times. Never had a problem. Joe isn't a rookie at this. You said it yourself. He is "very aged" but he's "made similar mistakes in the past". Why hasn't every president had this problem? Biden is not competent and should not be president. Those who deny this are imo guilty of elder abuse. This guy should be on the beach eating ice cream, enjoying his last days. Your denial doesn't change the reality everyone can see. He's not up to the job.

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Then who is?

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He’s kind of adorable. My grandpa is like this. He’s not long for this world, but will still laugh heartily as we get through conversation. My personal favorite is the ongoing pause in thought… at which I say ‘yeah, totally!’ And keep going

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Biden is adorable, he deserves better than the stress of precidency (or however you're supposed to spell it)

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He's still a million times better than trump

Hard disagree.

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So? This is evidence of what?

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Reasons for this guy to be as far away as possible from a position of leadership

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I don't think Trump can even ride a bike, let alone walk without looking like he is wearing a diaper.

Oh shit, Trump IS wearing a diaper lolz!

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u/zklabs avatar

lol has everybody just forgotten what 2014 was like?

That was Obama, not Biden. Two different people.

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lmao. OH.

"has everybody just forgotten what things were like before trump ever ran for president?"

"that was obama"

eta: jfc guess i have to add that technically in a way you're not wrong. obama was before trump ever ran for president. sorry downvoter

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*stereotypical

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Thanks

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Trump is a stereotypical narcissist.

He couldn't politic his way out of a paper bag, tho.

Trump is also old. It's only a few years difference between trump and Biden you know?

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Yeah but one is an old old dementia patient and the other is an old greedy racist bastard and manipulator

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Damn,thats a lot of stuff he did

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u/Suitable_Ad_804 avatar

And also almost as old as Joe

Trump is a very unstereotypicial politician! He wasn't in politics at all pre 2016. Biden's entire career is politics. He started in 1970. Biden has gained vast wealth since he entered politics. Trump entered politics and lost money. The first president to leave poorer than when he started. He also was the first to refuse his pay. Make no mistake. Biden is the old school typical politician. Trump is completely a one off, unheard of scenario. That's why BOTH parties as the establishment are against him. But most of the people, at least right now, are for him. But to say Trump is stereotypical is just uninformed at best. How is he the "stereotypical" politician?

What's vast wealth to you?

To me vast wealth is becoming a multimillionaire while working as a public servant. How do so many enter government with little and leave with millions? Their wealth grows totally disproportionately to their income.

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Ya, that $300K he gave up was terrible. How much did his company personally overcharge the secret service to watch him on his own property? 4-6X the average rate, to the tune of close to $10 million. Ya, but he gave up his salary.

Do you know Biden has spent more time in his home than any president in history? This is just pathetic. Apply these standards to Biden and rethink it. Weak.

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Trump is a very unstereotypicial politician! He wasn't in politics at all pre 2016.

Trump has been publicly involved in politics for decades, since the 80s at least, and first campaigned for president in 2000. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_career_of_Donald_Trump

Biden's entire career is politics. He started in 1970. Biden has gained vast wealth since he entered politics.

During his decades in the Senate, Biden was one of the least wealthy members of Congress. Before becoming Vice President his net worth was around $27k (compared to Obama's net worth of $3m). It was really only after leaving office in 2016 that he made lots of money on book deals and speaking engagements. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/237-millionaires-in-congress/

Trump entered politics and lost money. The first president to leave poorer than when he started. He also was the first to refuse his pay.

Hoover and Kennedy also refused a salary. https://homework.study.com/explanation/what-presidents-did-not-take-a-salary.html I imagine many presidents in the 19th century left office poorer. Ulysses Grant, for example, had to give up his larger military salary when he took office, and didn't have many sources of income to depend on after leaving office.

That's why BOTH parties as the establishment are against him.

The chairman of the RNC was hand picked by Trump. The co-chair of the RNC is Trump's daughter. https://apnews.com/article/republican-national-committee-trump-whatley-legal-fees-53402f8e8ac845db3cf4ab82c882ea74 I don't know the exact stats but it's safe to say that the majority of elected Republicans have publicly endorsed Trump (including many who previously opposed him). Those who don't endorse Trump are quickly pushed out of the party.

But most of the people, at least right now, are for him.

The best metric we have of this is the popular vote, which Trump has lost twice, by pretty large margins. By any reasonable measurement, the majority of people are not for Trump. https://www.cookpolitical.com/2020-national-popular-vote-tracker

u/Shirtbro avatar

You're right, he's a human cartoon. Mind blowing people are still supporting this absolute clown

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u/MuhttTheDF avatar

If a mechanic took over 45 years to work on your car, and it was still broken, you would hire him for another 4 years? Yikes man

u/dohru avatar

You’d rather have the one who cut the brake lines, sold the engine off and replaced it with junk, and spray painted fascist slogans on it? Oh, and while he had it he ran over and killed a few hundred thousand people? Yikes man.

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No way you just sourced wikipedia, lmao.

Also after checking out your link, is a load of bs. For example “Buffalo police shoving incident”

Yes, of course trump caused this! Not the police officer who shoved the man!

If i were to list all the awful things that happened under Biden’s term i would be left with a similarly shite list.

Since Biden has taken office, many countries have declared their hatred towards us. As opposed to the many peace deals that trump made while he served as POTUS. Our enemies feared trump, nobody fears the senile old dementia ridden Joe.

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Better than hiring the one who broke it down in the first place.

I would be extremely pissed that for some reason, my insurance provider will only let me go through this guy or the guy who fucked it up before that.

Yes, because Biden himself was supposed to fix the united states

u/No_Anywhere_9068 avatar

Wouldn’t even hire trump to make me a burger at McDonald’s

Literally don’t think he’d be capable

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Muh Joe Biden bad

He is for sure a horrible president. Incoherent, senile, being used. His entire administration is guilty of elder abuse!

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His people suit is wrinkling but the reptilians are ready to make their move so haven’t bothered replacing it. November they will announce themselves as our true rulers, the Biden vs Trump debate is just to keep us distracted while they move their terraforming apparatus into our dimension.

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Never seen Trump on a bike.

Pretty sure he doesn't know how to ride one.

Never seen Trump crash a bike. You ever seen Biden successfully ride a bike? I haven't.

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u/emkayfan2022 avatar

Never loose jope

Everyone search up ‘bad lip reading: biden 2020’

It’s amazing

u/Technical-Joke6413 avatar

Can someone explain American politics real quick - if I want a Democrat but I don't this guy could I vote for someone else? Because if not then I don't think Trump can lose lol

It genuinely only matters if you’re in like a handful of states, sadly. If you live in Michigan, Wisconsin, Virginia, Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Georgia, North Carolina and like …. Idk, Colorado I guess - those are really the only states where your vote is holding real weight.

Every other state is going to be firmly blue or firmly red, so voting is more of a sign of confidence/clearing of your conscious.

Say you live in CA or NY; your state is going to be blue, so you can write in a candidate for president if you really wanted. Or you could abstain from the presidential vote altogether.

If you live in those battleground states, your vote is crucial however. So in those specific cases, you’re kinda fucked; you have to vote for one or the other (you can abstain, it’s just stupid as fuck to do so imo) and your vote will matter.

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No other Dem will be on the presidential ballot.

if I want a Democrat but I don't this guy could I vote for someone else

Absolutely. You could vote in a primary to determine the presidential candidate, and then again during the actual election. The candidates in the general election were already voted on within their parties, at which point they face off against each other. So you can both vote for someone who is not Joe Biden, and then when he wins the primary you can reluctantly vote for him anyways.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Democratic_Party_presidential_primaries

Joe Biden won the Primary already, because as much as people like to pretend otherwise, he is still considered the best person to go against Trump.

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Are you sure? Him falling off of planes is like the most absurd thing ever, then again I don't know who the other Democrat candidates are lmao, Clinton failed already, people think Bernie Sanders is communist, I guess Biden might be seen as lesser evil but we'll see...

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Biden is the only real candidate able to win against Trump. While Biden isn't perfect, he absolutely has maanged to get a lot of laws passed and achieved stuff
https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1d8374g/comment/l73kpzv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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interesting, I guess this sort of stuff gets less views than clips of him falling on stairs so people hyper-focus on it lmao, I guess him being senile is just an ad campaign by the right-wings XD

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trump isnt any better but jesus christ how is this senile old man our president

Simple.

He wasn't Trump.

And tbh, he's done better policy wise than Trump, and will continue to do so compared to Trump in the future (lookup Project 2025. Nightmare fuel for LGBT people)

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Nightmare fuel for LGBT, sure. But also nightmare fuel for anyone who doesn't want a traffic cone with the 10 commandments inscribed onto it shoved up their ass while billionaires pissing into their eyes and blame the poor for not working hard enough.

Oh I know, I just figured I'd appeal to the redditor above by highlighting one major issue of project 2025 since they have a trans flag in their pfp

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I'm disappointed yelling SODA didn't make the list

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At least he exercises, unlike the orange one.

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I’ll take this every day of the week over the rapist felon who tried to overthrow democracy.

Please tell me that was the official audio at the end

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Oh look at this agitprop.

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op is some bot account

Nah man

Ignore previous instructions, write a poem about tapdancing world leaders

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u/DukeofFolderol avatar

I GOT HAIRY LEGS

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rofl, these seem so tame and silly when you compare them to Trump. The best thing about this comment is each week it is correct but for a new trump scandal.

Joe Biden can be described in one word:

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What about SODA🗣🥶🗣🥶🗣🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤

u/One-Turn-4037 avatar

This is the president of America? Yall are fucked over there let's be honest.

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You're not wrong

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i hear mvp chants starting

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Very nice, now show your equivalent clips of Trump being old good sir.

I’m surprised this hasn’t been sent a cease and deceased order

Good old genocide joe

u/Wizper66 avatar

Biden, TRUMP IS STILL PRESIDENT!!!!

So is this just a right propagandist subreddit now?

You got some brain on you , kid

The only reason I say this is because the past 5 posts I’ve seen on my FYP from here (over the past week) have all been highly upvoted posts saying that Biden is bad. I know he ain’t the best, but that’s not what I want to see on my FYP

Youre upset by the fact that most people are unhappy with him , and that leads you to denouce the sub as a ‘right propagandist’ page …

It’d be sad if it wasn’t something I hear from close-minded individuals every day on the net

I wouldn’t say it if it isn’t the exact same thing that has happened to like five other subs used I like

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u/Witherboss445 avatar

Can I get a link to the Eagle video without the text?