I saw some tweet on X that brought back a repressed memory lol
When I was 17, I was washing up in the sink and noticed there's a golf ball sized tumor in my neck
I quickly made an appointment with my GP and rushed to get it checked She did her thing and insisted I call my mom, that she needs to be here for this She prints me a piece of paper that stats it's either pregnancy complications or cancer (ofc the cancer part was in medical lingo so I had to google it)
"Whelp you're probably pregnant that's why it popped up, first thing first's I'm referring you to a pregnancy blood test" I argued it's impossible for me to be pregnant and she just went "yeah save it"
After a bit of protest, my mom arrives Doc kicks me out the room and starts telling my mom the news, I pop my head back in like "you know I can read what's on the paper you just gave me yeah? No need to kick me out"
Anyway, turns out I wasn't pregnant nor had cancer, funny