We don't have running water. The water heater broke and water was leaking everywhere so they shut it off. DM won't let us close because of the BOGO today. We can literally only sell iced chai and cream based fraps.
I need a good laugh. What's the funniest thing you've said to a customer?
Notable mentions from my history:
Thank you for joining us!
Said after I told my manager the new hiring signs that read JOIN US in big bold letters was "not culty at all"
I'll see you at your window.
Watch out. I'm coming to your house tonight with coffee.
So tell me your funny mess ups!
