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First of all, which version of the Ten Commandments is required to be posted: The original Hebrew version, the later Catholic version, or the even later Protestant version? They differ in small but important ways!

Secondly, what language should they be posted in? The original Hebrew? The Aramaic of the original Christian Bible? The Greek of the later Paulene Bible? The Latin of the Dark Ages Bible? The Elizabethan English of the King James Bible? Or modern English like the above?

I mean, technically this is the Ten Commandments, but somehow I doubt that the people who wrote the law would accept it as a classroom display:

So to answer these questions, I went to the law straight on the State of Louisiana web site. And it answered them… sadly enough.

The text of the Louisiana law dictates that the Protestant version of the commandments be posted in classrooms, in Elizabethan English from the King James version of the Bible. The 47% of Louisianians who are Catholic or Jewish or some other faith just aren’t real Louisianians, according to the Louisiana Legislature.

So it goes. And you wonder why I no longer live in that festering third world bunghole of ignorance and hate? LOL!

— Badtux the Former Louisiana Penguin

What is a biscuit?

If you’ve ever encountered a biscuit in the USA, you’re encountering a round buttery bread-like thing that may have a buttermilk tang to it. Something similar to a scone, yet different because of the tang of the buttermilk. Something quite different from a scone in many ways, because scones originated as a bread product, while biscuits did not.

Of course, if you’re in the UK, you know that a biscuit is a flat-ish somewhat sweet thing that looks suspiciously like what we Americans call a “cookie”. It is entirely unlike an American biscuit. But here’s a secret: They both came from the same place.

In the beginning, there was ship’s biscuit or hardtack. Both Americans and British called it biscuit in 1776, when colonial independence happened. But then there was independence, and the flow of cooks — and cooking information in general — largely stopped between the US and UK.

So here’s the thing with hardtack: It’s hard. If you search this blog’s back archives you’ll find my attempt to make hardtack according to the American Civil War . Eating it required soaking it in soup or coffee or whatever for a significant amount of time. Coming up with a more edible version of ship’s biscuit became a desirable thing on both sides of the Atlantic Ocean, a project that occurred during much of the 19th century, accelerating in the late 1800’s. Finally, by 1900, each side of the ocean arrived at their solution to ship’s biscuit being too hard to easily eat. On the American side of the Atlantic, those pesky colonials added baking soda, buttermilk, and fat to the basic ship’s biscuit recipe of flour and salt in order to arrive at the buttermilk biscuit. Meanwhile, on the UK side of the Atlantic, the British added a lesser amount of leavening agents as well as often other substances like egg and sugar to the basic ship’s biscuit recipe of flour and salt in order to arrive at, well, British biscuit — which look suspiciously like American cookies.

Wait, American cookies? What about them?  It’s not a case of Americans calling biscuits cookies — we had cookies well before the British had biscuits that were cookie-like as vs ship’s biscuit (hardtack). We got cookies from the Dutch a hundred years before the British had biscuits that were cookie-like. The first reference to “cookies” on the soil of the USA is from 1703, when a reference in New Netherlands to a celebration talks about distributing cookies to the celebrants. Yup. We had cookies before the Brits had cookie-like biscuits.

Now, some claim that US biscuits are actually the same thing as UK scones. No. UK scones originated as a bread product made with baking powder and eggs rather than as a derivative of ship’s biscuit and are often sweet rather than savory and sometimes incorporate fruits. We eat scones here in the United States too, but they are not biscuits in either the American or UK usage. Scones are… scones.

And biscuits are biscuits. Not the same biscuits on the two sides of the Atlantic, but originating in the same place, with hardtack “ship’s biscuit”, with the same purpose, to make that “ship’s biscuit” actually edible without the need for a hammer and chisel. Americans spent a century after independence trying to make hardtack ship’s biscuit edible until finally arriving at the modern buttermilk biscuit in the late 1800’s, and the British did the same, but arriving at a different end product, and never the twain shall meet.

  • Badtux the Culinary Penguin

If you have a true emergency that requires admission to the hospital, expect to spend a long time on a stretcher in a hallway.

The sociopaths who own modern hospital chains want utilization as close to 100% as possible. Thus why they buy out competing hospitals and close them down. The problem is that this means waiting for a room as often as not because you can’t get a room until someone checks out. The sociopaths don’t care. They get their money no matter how long you are lying on a stretcher in a hallway somewhere. Heck, even if you die they get at least *some* money, for no work, even!

The older I get, the more of a radical I become. End stage capitalism is a dystopia where sociopathic grifters enshittify everything for profit and the rest of us suffer. We can do better, but that requires kicking the crony capitalists out of things like healthcare. “Your money or your life”, the current US system, isn’t how you build a healthy workforce. It’s how you conduct a Central Park mugging, and should be just as illegal as a Central Park mugging.

— Badtux the Mugged Penguin

So Putin’s sycophants say that if the United States directly intervenes in Ukraine, Russia will nuke the United States. This is the point at which you realize that today’s Russia is a death cult, not a nation. Because if Russia nukes the United States, Russia ceases to exist. The United States has enough nukes to make the rubble bounce.

MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) is still a deterrant against nuclear war. Official (if unstated) U.S. policy for the past 60 years has been that use of a nuclear weapon against the United States triggers an immediate and overwhelming nuclear response that destroys every population center and military site in whatever country was stupid enough to do that. And the U.S. has the capability to do that.

Russia knows this. Whether Putin wants to do a Jim Jones and make his citizenry drink the kool-aide in order to fuck around and find out, well. Suicide cults kinda work that way, I guess.

Reminder: The United States is a country that is violent, gun-happy, and has no desire to change any of that about itself. The United States is a nation where, when a spree shooter killed a bunch of first graders, proudly proclaimed that the answer to spree shooters was even *more* guns. This is a nation that invaded Iraq to punish a Saudi citizen living in Pakistan for attacking America, then elected an orange-hued dimwitted bellicose reality show host who didn’t know the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite as President. This nation is nuts. This is not a rational nation that people should be testing.

— Badtux the Cult-observing Penguin

It’s really a shame that Hell is just a myth created by the paid priests of the ruling classes in the Middle Ages to mollify peasants upset that their rulers were getting away with doing bad things with no punishment during their lives (note that Hell is never mentioned in the Bible). Because if Hell actually existed, there was no person more suited for that eternity in the flames than Henry Kissinger. Kissinger never met a dictator that he didn’t want to coddle, or a protester that he didn’t want to shoot, or corruption that he didn’t embrace. For over forty years after he retired he hung around advising the worst amongst us in how to be even worse. And now he’s gone.

It’s a bloody shame that Hell is just a myth (even if you’re a Christian you shouldn’t believe in Hell because it’s not mentioned in the Bible and the Bible is the defining document of what it means to be a Christian). Because Hell would be the only afterlife worthy of Henry Kissinger.

Sigh.

— Badtux the WIshful Penguin

There are people making the spurious claim that Hamas was elected by the people of Gaza and thus are the legitimate government of Gaza and thus it’s okay to kill residents of Gaza without any restraint.

This is utterly ridiculous. Hamas was elected *once*, in 2006, on a platform of ending Fatah corruption that was siphoning most aid to the Palestinians into corrupt politicians’ pockets. They haven’t allowed an election since, because they’d *lose*, having turned out to be just as corrupt as Fatah but way more violent. They have proceeded to impose their rule at gunpoint upon the residents of Gaza, probably killing more Palestinians than Israel has killed in the years since. Even Amnesty International has recognized that Hamas’s rule over Gaza has been brutal and in violation of all humanitarian principles. The chances of Hamas being re-elected if Hamas ever allowed a free and fair election (which they have not done for *SEVENTEEN YEARS*) is essentially zero.

I’m not going to be upset at all if Hamas gets exterminated by the Israelis like the vermin they are. And I suspect the Palestinians will breathe a sigh of relief if that happens too. Unless Israel truly believes that all Palestinians love Hamas and decide to start slaughtering Palestinians indiscriminately, which would move the focus away from the people who need killing (Hamas leadership and gunmen) and allow Hamas to get away with their mass murder of both Israelis and Palestinians.

— Badtux the Geopolitics Penguin

Twenty years after WW2, Germans were selling us a million Volkswagens and the Japanese were flooding us with Honda motorcycles, having rebuilt their respective countries with massive American assistance. Germany and Japan are American allies to this day because of that gracefulness in rebuilding our former enemies.

Seventy-five years after the creation of the state of Israel via a massive act of ethnic cleansing, the people that Israel ethnically cleansed off the lands of their new country are still stateless and still living in misery. Israel has done nothing — zero — to help them rebuild or help them find a state to be home. All they’ve done is blame other people for the results of an action that Israel did itself — ethnic cleansing of people off of their lands.

Note that ethnic cleansing is *not* the same as genocide. When the USSR seized 1/3rd of Poland after WW2, they purged the ethnic Poles off of their new lands and replaced them with Russians. When Poland was given 1/4th of Germany after WW2, they purged the ethnic Germans off of their new lands and replaced them with poles. There was a massive refugee crisis in Europe in the aftermath of WW2 due to all this ethnic cleansing going on, such as the German population of Koenigsberg being deported to Germany and being replaced with Russians (and Koenigsberg being renamed to Kaliningrad). But — the difference is that the people being displaced had a nation to belong to.

The same is not true of the Palestinians. Seventy-five years on, they are still stateless and homeless due to Israel’s actions in 1948. You now have five generations of people descended from those whose birth certificates said “Mandate of Palestine” or “Province of Palestine” on them — people who have no nation to call home, because the one on their ancestors’ birth certificate no longer exists anymore.

I’m not saying that Israel could solve the Palestinian problem by themselves. But they have to take the lead, because they’re the ones who created the problem. Instead, they just blame everybody else but themselves for the problem they created.

— Badtux the “When will it end?” Penguin

Gym Jordan

So why is Jim Jordan, the leading Republican candidate for Speaker of the House, often called “Gym Jordan” by his critics?

Back before he was in congress, Jordan was a wrestling coach at Ohio State University. While there, at least 177 male students/athletes were sexually molested by the team doctor. Multiple men who were molested said that they told Jim Jordan about it and he turned a blind eye and did nothing. Others say his behavior was even worse and he knew about it and “begged” those who were molested to not report the guy. Jordan has also been accused of watching and doing nothing as the doctor masturbated in the locker room to the male athletes. Jordan denies having known about the molestation and says these stories are untrue.

So “Gym” Jordan is a reference to these activities. Apparently this kind of behavior nets you a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Because predators recognize their own, I guess.

— Badtux the Predator-spottin’ Penguin

So, Joe Biden was classified undraftable due to asthma despite being an athlete in high school and college and the response of the right wing is to call him a draft dodger?

Look: I know from *personal* experience that the military won’t admit you if you have severe allergies or asthma. As in, I tried to sign up during Raygun’s big military buildup when they were accepting almost every swinging dick and got noped the fuck out at med exam because of my severe allergies.

Biden has released his medical records. He does, in fact, have exercise-induced asthma along with a history of severe allergies that have required multiple nasal and sinus surgeries, asthma and allergies controlled by medication. Both asthma and severe allergies are disqualifiers for military service.

Asthma or severe allergies are a disqualifier for military service because while it is controllable with medication, medication is not always available in a combat zone or if you’re captured. There have been many top athletes with asthma over the years, Olympic gold medalist Jackie Joyner-Kersee being one of the more prominent ones. She performed well because she was on asthma medication. She would have been disqualified for service in the Army despite her admirable physique and extreme physical capabilities because her asthma would have been life-threatening if her supply of medicine was cut off due to being in a combat zone or being captured.

Joe Biden is a lot of things — a serial plagiarist, a guy with foot-in-mouth disease, etc. — but one thing he isn’t is a guy who invented fake bone spurs as a way of getting out of the draft. Based on the medical records that he released when he was running for President, he would have been ineligible for service in the military not only in 1968, but today.

  • Badtux the non-military Penguin

Pride Month

When I was in high school, back in the Paleolithic, there were no gay kids. Oh, there were guys who were suspiciously well groomed with an interest in hairdressing and theater, and there were girls who were suspiciously into big dogs and pickups and landscaping and sports, but gay people lived elsewhere, not in our small city in the South.

Then they graduated high school and moved to the big city and let their freak flags fly. Because it turns out that ostracizing gay people and making it hard or even illegal to be gay doesn’t result in fewer gay people. It just results in closeted miserable gay people. The elders in our community back then in the Paleolithic thought that keeping gay away from the kids would make kids not-gay. Instead it just made for miserable closeted gay kids, some of whom ended up ending themselves.

Things are so much healthier for gay kids today. We need to keep it that way. Because back then, not all gay kids survived. And for that matter, that is still true in some families today.

— Badtux the “the gay agenda is live kids” Penguin