Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

I wouldn't be too optimistic about him being the savior of the DCEU.

more of a comedic post because my mom is genuinely so ridiculous it makes me laugh so hard.

this Sunday of course was mother's day, so my mom went out to the store and bought 6 pies, shortbread cookies, and 9 chocolate strawberries for dessert for my family after our dinner. we ended up opening 3 of the pies and nibbling at them, as we were all completely full from the dinner, so there was two half of pies left and then another whole from those 3. we also only ate 5 of the strawberries. the shortbread cookies were apparently not on the menu for the family, my mom only got them for herself.

the next day in the afternoon I was craving something sweet, so I went to ask my mom if I could have the leftovers of one of the pies. she laughed at me. i asked why shes laughing, and she told me everything was gone. i was like, what??? all the pies are gone???? and she said yes. all the pies are gone. everything is gone.

this woman ate about 5 entire pies. in one night. she hadn't eaten them Sunday afternoon, or that morning, which means she got up in the middle of the night, probably like 2 in the morning because she does this a lot, and ate... 5 pies. and 4 chocolate strawberries. i just walked away, I really don't care.

later that night, around 12am, I got the hungry munchies, and heated me up some mac and cheese. i finished eating, and sat down with my mom, who promptly berated me, telling me that honey boo boo eats mac and cheese and if I don't stop eating mac and cheese, especially in the middle of the night, ill become honey boo boo! i responded back, "honey boo boo also eats lots of pies, but she probably doesn't eat them at 2 in the morning." that was total guess, but her response confirmed it. she yelled at me to shut up and that I'm not her parent.

I probably should feel bad about this but I really, really don't.