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Well you fine folk with your silk clothes and your white towers may think I'm boring. Then again so do most Hobbits, especially my uncle Robin, and he doesn't ever think twice about saying it aloud. But then again, he has always been the ambitious one, always trying to become a shirrif just like his name sake Mr. Smallburrow.

Funny how things work out that way. My grandfather (and grand he was) always had an eye for glimpsing someone's path in life, and named that old bitter body aptly. Good uncle as he is, he has his ways, and he gave me quite the tease due to my injury a while back, hurt my good hand quite bad. It didn't stop me from getting my taters in the ground though in time for the season. I just can't wait to make some flat cakes of them.

Well where was I? Hmm, maybe I am a tad bit boring. I do have a reputation for being quite the tangential fellow. Take after my mother I do in that sense. She is however the one who taught me how to garden so if the two traits come as a couple I would snatch up those characteristics again faster then I would a ripe carrot from the earth: Something I could do well with one bad hand. If you don't believe me just take a look in by backyard and witness all the seeds I've sewn with it alone. I cut up my right one as I was whittling my new door knob. Never had much talent for that work, especially when the object is to be round (makes it difficult to hold as you work).

Well, I've finally managed to finish the old knob with some help from the gaffer. I painted it blue to go with the door.