As it says but purposely use mistmatched bottles and cans with a retro style label that purposely makes goofy tongue and cheek claims like:
4 out of 5 dentists recommend tap water
And
Gmo and gluten free
And
We have no pending litigation!
Then put the price at around $20 for a 24 pack of 8oz bottles.
Make the advertising really bad photoshop images of mid tier celebrities drinking it but bad to the point of no one ever believing they are actually drinking it.
Be sure to always blatantly state that you are simply bottling your own tap water and selling it, but then folllow that with an overexagerated wink or knowing smile.
Everyone will think ot must not be true but will be intrigued enough to buy it because its kitschy.
If it takes off at all immedietly do an IPO and cash out of the company before the 15 minutes is over.
The system normal used for selecting jurors would be used to select Representatives or Senators.
Deliberately casting a blank ballot (or not voting) would be the same as voting for a lottery selected lawmaker.
Similar to how a person might not be called for jury duty more often than once every two years, a person could not be selected to a specific office more than once in a twenty year span.
