my newest (looping) microsketch: hit me 🃏
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I've been watching for 10 minutes and they haven't shuffled once
Lol I just noticed your flair. Love it
Kinda inaccurate flair, I mean sure Sam is perfect on most fronts. Sexualizes the Statue of Liberty, hates and exploits his employees, loves Crumbley Square from his hometown (can’t remember where he’s from, somebody remind me).
But gambling? GAMBLING? That’s not what Jesus died for. Do better, Sam.
If you don’t think Jesus was not only betting, but booking bets on chariot races, there’s no hope left
Seems like you might enjoy some Balatro.
The crossover I didn't know I needed
I'm so used to seeing Balatro posts in my feed that I assumed this was one of them.
Was about to post exactly this
I think Dungeons & Degenerate Gamblers is a more accurate fit, its exactly what I thought of when he started putting down a punch card.
You got an A in math!
But a B in civics...?! 😳
Looks like Civics is taught by Oscar Montoya whos never even read Lord of the Rings let alone a Civics textbook!
Thanks for the nasty nostalgia jolt as I was reminded about the visceral horror that was impending report card day.
Where's Sam? He's in his bedroom filming a YouTube Short.
Such a Mommy's boy.
Sam buys the card, not the grade. I like it. I would probably still be working in that industry if there were more collectors like that.
A collector’s collector
Grandma's special sauce involving no cream, no tomatoes, no paste, no base is driving me crazy. This sauce is little more than oily seasoning and also garlic, onion and red pepper flakes are all on the recipe twice.
WHAT IS THE SECRET INGREDIENT, GRANDMA
I DONT KNOW, I FORGOT
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The secret ingredient is "sauce"
But in honesty, if you add parsley and cook down a vegetable (zucchini, broccoli, summer squash, peppers) low and slow, mix it like this with some pasta water and parmesan cheese... Pretty good and real easy. I'm making something like that now for my daughter and myself for dinner
That sounds like a lot of ingredients that aren't on the recipe, Grandma
Nah that's a tip from me, fat guy who loves pasta
Tomatoes
Crushed, likely
I’m pretty sure it’s lemon, it looks like the recipe for Aglio e Olio.
Nowhere near enough oil for that, unless you're making like an 8th of a serving of pasta
Fair enough, although I wouldn’t be surprised if it was hastily scribbled down of memory, but I’m also often wrong.
Garlic and crushed pepper are also on there twice!
Is that your Mickey Mantle card?
Asking the real questions.
For real, one sold in 2022 for $12.6m. Did Sam just make a 12million dollar joke?
I love that it's near mint card but also only a grade 1
Still worth tens of thousands
Had to watch it twice, to ensure you both ended up back where you started.
A B in math? Pappa Reich would be so disappointed.
Good stuff Sam! Always appreciate you throwin these on here
Welcome to Zeno’s Casino
Sam testing the limits of what his production crew can handle on GameChanger.
big dungeons and degenerate gamblers vibes
The ball is rolling up!
Nice sketch… Hit me.
"The limit does not exist!"
It's awesome you still make time to fit in your own creative stuff among all the business, business, business.
Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
I live near a casino and have an Uno deck... Who dares me to try that last move?
I was waiting for the punch xD
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I’ve loved most of these but something about this one really got me.
Can someone explain the b-i-n-g joke? I feel like i’m losing a reference.
Hell yeah. I love Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers
Does 20.504 have any significance beside being a ridiculous? that phrase feels familiar but I'm coming up empty.
Sam have you thought about adding these to Dropout if they do well enough on YouTube? I know Dropout has turned away from sketch comedy (which I do not mind I love everything that's been made and will be made) but I think there is a good subsection of the community that would love a "return to form" (not sure what phrase would be better here) with sketch comedy, even if it's micro sketches like this
As a card collector myself, I just love that the Mickey Mantle card was rated a 1 😆
Brilliant writing! Candid feedback: the loop is a little clunky. Doorbell salesman, Time Machine for sale, lost and lost - all killer loops. Maybe an arm down from the dealer before the cut to the cards?
¯|_(ツ)_/¯
I got three upvotes for noticing the last one didn't loop. I never suspected Sam was one of them.