Celebrities

Somewhat of a shitpost but I had this epiphany after my morning bowl and needed to share with people who care. I think Taylor’s ideal partner would be Jojo Siwa. Sounds a little crazy…but the more you think about it I promise it makes sense.

1. They’re both giantly obnoxious 7 feet tall women who are always the perpetrators, yet the victim too, in their breakups.

2. To piggy back, their style/aesthetic changes with their romantic interests. The sparkles and rainbow to grunge Tom Sandoval pipeline reminds me of the “I’m a fake hick from Pennsylvania that uses gay as an insult in a song” to her now Christian Girl Autumn vibe she has with Travis.

3. Jojo’s Bows and toys she had being sold everywhere = TS album variants and random one song releases. Just say you want money. No one wants the same bow or the same song released 4 times across 5 years.

4. Abby Lee = Scott Swift. Just think about it.

5. Jojo said she’s ready for kids, what better than a 34 year old woman who acts like a tween? There may be an age gap but the maturity level seems to be equal.

I could be totally off base or too high, either way it’s still funny. I liked her better when she pretended she was from Nashville.

Dear Tree,

I hope this letter finds you well. I want to take this opportunity to genuinely apologize to you. I created this sub out of disappointment and annoyance at Taylor. Unfortunately, a lot of the posts and comments have been misdirected at you. And for that, I want to say I’m sorry.

I’m sorry you’ve built your entire career on promoting a self-proclaimed feminist who has done nothing but tear other female artists down who dare stand in her way or share Taylor’s spotlight.

I’m sorry you’ve worked so hard to create a narrative for Taylor that relies on self-victimization bullshit, where you’ve successfully convinced her fans she wasn’t born with a silver spoon in her mouth and had an entire career path laid out for her like the yellow brick motherfucking road.

I’m sorry you support a female artist who has managed to successfully weaponize her multiple failed relationships into chart topping hits.

I’m sorry you support a self-proclaimed environmentalist who does more harm to the environment by flying across the country just to take a shit in a specific mansion than all of us in this sub combined will do in our entire lives.

I’m sorry you’ve manager to bamboozle the NFL into going along with Taylor’s fake ass relationship with Travis, who you probably can’t stand to be around.

I’m sorry you’ve ruined the positive role model image Taylor once had in exchange for piles and piles of cash.

I’m sorry you work for the most famous pop star in the world who chooses to remain silent instead of using her extremely powerful voice to promote any positive change in the world because it might upset one of her fans.

I’m sorry that, above all else, your boss values commercial success over well-written, meaningful music.

Tree, I know I’ve said some awful things about you, like you’re a washed up PR rep who should retire to your mansion because you’re clearly unable to come up with new tricks and instead resort to the same tired bullshit you’ve pulled for years.

Forgive me? 🫶

For the last couple of years now, there's been much speculation about the state of Taylor's relationship with Max Martin. A lot of fans assumed that him not being part of the re recordings was proof that he and Taylor had had a fallout of some kind or at least weren't on the best terms.

Personally, after the shout out she gave him in the 1989 TV prologue I thought it was very clear there wasn't any bad blood between them because we all know Taylor can hold a grudge and she wouldn't be so openly grateful about his contribution to 1989 if there was even the slightest animosity there.

But what caught my attention, is how much spotlight she gave him at her last show in Stockholm. She played what she called a "Max Martin medley" and basically dedicated half of the acoustic section to him.

So, that made me wonder; is it possible that he'll be part of TS12?

One of the biggest criticisms about TTPD has been that the production lets the album down and that her collaborations with Jack especially have begun to sound repetitive. We know that Taylor isn't indifferent to critics' reviews and I wouldn't be surprised if she's already planning TS12 while taking into consideration those reviews.

If she wants to branch out from Jack (and always considering her next album is going to be mostly pop too, if she has decided to return to country for example that'd be a different conversation), I think working with Max again might be a good idea.

He's familiar enough for Taylor to feel at ease (which I think is very important to her and that's why she likes to work with specific people for years) but they haven't worked together in almost a decade which imo would mean they both would have plenty of new ideas to bring to the table compared to when they last collaborated on reputation.

And honestly, I'd really like for this to happen. No hate to Jack of course, I think he's amazing and he has produced some of my favorite pop Taylor songs. But the amount of bangers Taylor and Max produced together is unmatched, the majority of her most iconic and successful singles were produced by him, he was the main producer of her most acclaimed pop album. And I know some people think he's lost his touch but, for example, Eternal Sunshine is such a great album production wise so I don't think that's true.

Thoughts?