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Dlisted Nostalgia
Open thread for DListed memories! Post 'em here. 🤗
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God has anyone found any sort of substitute? I still type in dlisted on instinct 🥹
I still type in DListed and it bums me out when I have to remember it's gone. miss u guys.
"Run, Fetus, Run!" Michael K called that one from the beginning! So glad that kid finally came out publicly.
Every time there's something up, I always think things would be handled best if they put Detective LaToya on the case.
Rojo Caliente!
All hail Rojo!! LOL - I had completely forgotten about that until someone ran the photo a week or two ago
AHEM ... TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Just FYI that Reddit and/or some ho in this sub has fucked up my ability to post anything at the moment, so that's why my scintillating 😏 Birthday Slors for today are MIA.
AND I HAD THIS PIC LINED UP FOR THIS MAY 2ND BIRTHDAY SLOR, JUST FYI 🤤, oh well.
Remember Bobby popping Whitney's doody bubble ("That's love" -MK) Oh man, that's a deep cut.
2 memorable hsotd
I’m Not The One -The $1 general manager getting sprayed in the face by a shoplifter
And the lady got stuck on half a bridge ( looking like Jesus and holding her handbag ) when it went up to let a boat go by 🤧
I've wanted fame so Michael K would nominate me HSOTD
I am so grateful for this DListed Community, but still miss our little neck of the internet on The D - where we could snark unapologetically, in an intelligent way, about Wonky McValtrex and the Lucite Princess and Chicken Cutlets and the Hot Slut of the Day and I could go on and on. Michael K, if you are out there, please know I have a hole in my heart bigger than a Kartrashian’s conchita, and you are greatly missed.
I sent MK an email and he actually responded! We all miss him and he knows that. Let him live his best life. He knows what he meant to us, and didn't go away.
The bitchy and witty snark must live on, and it's up to us. Let's go.
Let's make him proud. You know he's watching.
He replied to my email once, as well! Good man, loved him ever since. He's a gem.
So glad to have found this community.
You can snark unapologetically here, too 🤗 Have at it!
I just want to say:
CHERYL BURKE. That is all.
Why he hated her??
Mop head!
The Empress of Lucite
Basement Baby forever
Does Michael K ever pop in here? I won "Caption This" once and was beyond THRILLED.
I was "Pickles" on that site.
I once got my pick of HSOTD posted, and I was the same!! I remember I kept trying to explain to people all day how cool it was and no one could understand😆! Hey are you a Moz fan too??
COMPLETE MOZ FAN! My husband and I played "There is a light that never goes out" as our first dance at our wedding! lol
Beautiful!! Amazing haha
We haven't seen him! Hopefully he's enjoying doing different things now. Miss that guy ❤️
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I don't remember this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now I need to look it up!!
Missing DListed right now. Feeling the tabloid void.
Stains!
"Serving chico's realness" - that phrase really stuck with me. "BLAAAAAKE"
Are Irish Fury, Suck and Fuck, and Loopy Gorilla around? Loopygorilla made a comment on a post about Hohan almost running over a Nanny pushing a baby in a stroller while crossing the street. I don’t remember all of it but it involved Hohan going to prison for it and getting you know by a chola holding a rusty spork 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Man, I wish that saved that comment.
I believe Irish is over at Peckerwood Manor with us.
The Dragon Tales Twins
I'll never forget this thing he said about some Woman: she's a lady, she doesn't swallow she takes them in the face.
Dude, the way he committed coverage of The Cracken during the early 2010s had me enraptured. I’d buy a book of his old posts per subject, LiLo gotta be in there.
Hot slut of the day. These posts made me laugh so much.
The Internet and society in general was a much more fun place back then..I just got done watching the Brittany Murphy documentary and it brought back the days of Dlisted and other, but not near as good obviously, gossip blogs and the whole era of celebrity craziness.
Sunday Roast
Michael Lohan's mesh shirt. White Oprah. Pimp Mama Kris. Wineo. Dreamboat Doherty. Ick Nast. Jon Grosslein. International Male Catalog.
International Male Catalog 😂😂😂
Pimp Mama Kris lives on over at r/KUWTKsnark! They call her that too. MK was the OG though.
It is the perfect name for her truly.
Morning Wood!!😍
Oh, and Hammaconda!
Every week while watching this season of The Morning Show I make at least one Hammaconda reference.
Skinny fat and the tag "I Don't Like Jokes."
I remembered "MiserAlba" today. A lot of other blogs ripped that one off MK too.
Old school D-lister here. I loved me some daily "Caption This" picture contest. I won a few here and there brushes off shoulders - JohnnysRocket
I remember you! Your captions were funny as hell :😁
Detective LaToya Dina Lohan and Fudgie the Whale
And Dina's daughter, The Curious Case of Ali Lohan!
Eyebrow situation is used regularly by me.
Also “jehovah’s sexiest witness” makes me laugh to tears.
Jehovah's sexiest witness is my all-time favourite! 🤣
I bleed purple, so I loved MK's (and other dlisters') love for Prince.
Phoebe Price
I remember when he posted links of weird blogs and I learned about the Church of Annette and I wonder if she's still alive today.
I remember when Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden had a daughter and Michael K called her sad clown baby. Any time my kids had sad faces I thought to myself “man you look like a sad clown baby”.
my biggest achievement in life was when Michael K used a HOT SLUT that i sent to him by email and he thanked me on the post and in twitter, the highlight of my life.
One of MK’s favorite royals, besides Prince Hot Ginge, was the Duchess of Alba from Spain. She was bonkers-looking and she was most def a Hot Slut of the Month
What’s crappenin?
the Deaner
I think of Small Fry and Tater Tot a lot. Also Rojo Caliente!
Omg! Rojo caliente!
I saw Rojo Caliente on the street IRL when she and Miranda (whatever that actresses real name is) were sometimes appearing on DListed.
Our eyes met and I swear she saw mine signal, "You are our very own Rojo Caliente and You are a DELIGHTFUL HOT SLUT" and hers graciously responded with a sassy, amused acknowledgement of my worship and of her own DList celebrity status. It all happened in less than 3 seconds as we were crossing the street in opposite directions... but it was beautiful. *dabs one tear, sliding down my left cheek*
The other day I saw a picture of Audrina Patridge and immediately thought “CEILING EYES” and could not stop laughing.
I spit out my drink.
ANYTIME I see anyone with that particular physical feature-Ceiling Eyes goes thru my head!
Anyone remember potato head?
For the record I am huge fan of her acting, and I am always rooting for her. This might not be in the best taste but MKs articles about Amanda Bynes getting into a series of minor accidents absolutely killed me. I will never forget the saga of Bumper Cars Mandy.
This is my favorite thing written about her: https://www.gawker.com/amanda-bynes-appeared-to-me-under-the-supermoon-late-sa-559314485
(And I root for her, too. Mental illness sucks. I'm glad she has been willing to get treatment when needed.)
Gah, that was sad. I root for her, too. It must be so exhausting, most of the time.
I miss Gladys
Dreamboat Doherty 4-EVER
I was dating a jerk who had that last name and every time I’d see a post on him, I’d laugh so hard.
Great thread!!! Thanks for the memories OP and everyone! I’ll never forget this one time MK was talking about Lindsey Lohan pictures I think, and he said “ok, now we all have to go put Holy Communion wafers in our eyeholes” and I laughed so freaking hard. He had such a way with words 😌
The apricot ashtray moniker was legend. God I miss MKs humor.
Omg Mariah Carey's inability to walk unassisted 🤣
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Wonky McValtrex. I still think of Paris that way. 🥴 like my brain doesn’t think of her real name
I also miss hot slut of the month. It was always something admirable or funny.
To this day my sister and I call each other “come to life corn broom”
No one could create a mashup to describe someone like Michael K. He always nailed it and I would laugh so hard at how ridiculously true it was.
One of the last times he really let rip was when Tiger Woods was arrested and his mugshit (typo and it stays - 2 in 1!) was released:
"If Tiger looked anything like he did in his mug shot when he was pulled over, then the cops probably determined that he was five kinds of plastered after strolling up to his car window and seeing him looking like a sedated Garfield who just saw you eat the last piece of lasagna on a Monday. Even Tiger’s hairline looks wasted. Trick looks like he was kicked out of a T.G.I. Friday’s after a server found him falling asleep in a booth in between jacking off to the chicks sitting at the bar. “So he looks like a current day Jon Gosselin is what you’re saying?” – you
"Tiger was taken to Palm Beach County Jail where he redefined ROUGH AS FUCK by taking that mug shot."
I'm taking mugshit and using it. It describes the many photos the cops have taken of a couple relatives.
I'm honoured. And I want to see!! 😂
I used to work at TGI Fridays and this is very accurate about the regular bar clientele.
Dancing with the Has Beens and never was's.
I read Michael K from the beginning and this continues to bring me joy into my golden years.
Mop head (Cheryl Burke)
I forgot about Mop head!!! Lol
Rojo Caliente!
Ok quiz time, who remembers the epically bad/hot song Rojo Caliente? Pretty sure it was some Rebecca Black type whose daddy paid for the song and video!
I feel like this was also around the time of La Paquena!
To this day I don’t know this lady’s name. Whenever I see her pic, my mind immediately goes to Rojo Caliente!
One of my favorite Michael K. classics was Chicken Cutlets. I wonder whatever happened to her.
I don't know her name either LOL
She's a wreck, if you have IG look her up. Whackadoo.
Ick nast.
ESCANDULARLO
The advice from the commentors are priceless. The vocabulary lessons I learned. End well, this will not, and continue to use it. Also, a commenter used to call Michael K, Miguelina.
There's so many things.. but there's Goopy's $29 food chllenge, anything Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Gummy Bear and Greasy Bear. Spaghetti Cat. Anytime there was an animal nominated for Hot Slut.
Forgot about Spaghetti Cat!! Thanks for the reminder.
Tori and Deaner, Apricot Ashtray, Goopy Paltrow.
Never forget the Shiba Inu 6! ❤️
I will forever remember Michael K’s way with words. It was hilarious and sometimes disgusting artistry. The names he came up with pulled no punches. And some celebs will forever be associated with those names for me. Greasy Bear Davis, Parasite Hilton, Goopy Paltrow, and my two favorites, MCBedbugs for Joaquin Phoenix, and Rojo Caliente for Rojo Caliente.
“Rojo Caliente for Rojo Caliente”! 😂
The day Anna Nicole Smith died everyone in the office found out through Dlisted. It bonded us.
I was home with the flu and I didn't know if it was a fever dream or real. I cried & cried.
NAGLAS
I think nalgas is going to be a strong contender for the N entry.
STAINS
Spaghetti Cat
Chicken Cutlets
The Empress of Lucite
Prince Hot Ginge (RIP his hotness)
Rojo Caliente
Learning about the Kardashians whether I wanted to or not and now I know way too much.
Getthoneybitch for excellent golddiggers.
I say this to myself if someone owes me $ 😂.
Also MK putting quotation marks are Catherine Zeta Jones’ age in Birthday Sluts 😂
*money 😂
ROJO caliente!
So many memories that everyone has mentioned! Here’s a few from me:
The day the Brangelina divorce news broke. I’m forever a member of Team Fuel Truck and Crank Tango is our Captain.
When Goopy did the $29 SNAP challenge and posted what “she” bought. One of the most touching moments because so many of us posted about our own experiences with food insecurity.
Walter Mercado.
Walter mercado post always came with a story about his abuelita and primer impacto
The Lindsay Lohan posts were my favorite. I never laughed so hard in my life. The Amy Winehouse ones were legend, too.
BRITSCOMINGBACK and the toilet bats. Pete Doherty (who I’d never heard of). Phoebe Price and her hats, doing the pap walks in Cannes and strange soft core photo shoots, later.
The time I saw Christine Marinoni on the street during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and hollered “Rrrrrrrojo Caliennnnnnte!” And she looked.
But the best part was the commentariat. I loved the very funny and generous souls who were there every day. There were so many I really liked, and when they faded away I was truly sad. People would just disappear and I was like “how could anyone leave this place?!” And one day it dawned on me that I just didn’t belong anymore.
Boot moves, lower chats….I will always believe that was Britney.
BLAKE INCARCERATEEEEED!
Blake NotSoLively
I went down the rabbit hole reading about Pete “Dreamboat” Doherty the other day and supposedly as of December 2022, he’d been clean since 2019, but damn what a long road til that point. I hope he’s still clean.
Oh the kitty Crack pipe memories
You belong here! We welcome you.
When I get nostalgic I mostly remember the day we got together to mourn Jack In The Hat.
Also the biggest accomplishment of my life was when MK answered one of my emails. I wanted to tell him that I had figured out with my then-husband, who is American, that my knowledge of the English language was mainly that good because of MKs writing. I read it every day!
I remember when Jack in the Hat passed, and Christine (I think) the Hoff as well. ❤️
Every time I see Anna Nicole Smith, I think of how Dlisted was DOWN on that day. No fault of Michael K's of course. We were all freaking out, including him!
Every time I see Claire Danes, I think of taffy. Every time I see taffy, I think of Claire Danes. Random, but that was part of the charm of Dlisted.
I think he referred to Kristen Dunst as Kristen Drunkst!
He did! And he loved her teefies. Lol
fugly crying faced
Watching Homeland, my husband and I turned it into a drinking game. 😭
MK always posted those pics of her, and I'd still laugh.
Elegance has a name!
Chihuahuas!
The Hammaconda!
England's Finest Rose!
Harald Glööckler with a chihuahua!
ENGLAND'S FINEST ROSE!
My Little Pony Parker
SANS FARDS
I yell Fards!!! to myself on the rare occasions I put makeup on
YASSSSS
I still use this without thinking and then usually have to explain it to people and feel silly.
Hahaha!
Can you explain that one to me ? I forgot!
It was when a celeb was without makeup :)
But what does FARDS mean? I’m shocked I don’t know this and I’m almost fluent in dlisted
I never knew what it meant either, but I knew it made me laugh every damn time he said it.
It was on the cover of a magazine, I want to say French Vogue? MK went to town with it and it became a Dlisted saying
"Sans fard" or "Sans fards" in French just means natural or without makeup, I think Michael K just capitalised it as it's funnier that way 😅
Rojo Caliente, Prince Hot Ginge, Greasy Bear, and all the Lilo and Paris antics.
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We aim to please!
ESCANDALO!!
when Michael did the site by himself.
I say this as much as possible. I never realized how much dlisted had affected me, lol
When Jack In The Hat passed away and the whole damn community came together to grieve and share and reminisce.
(Also, the Pete Dougherty poster, but I forgot her name, im sorry).
Christine the Hoff, I think.
Yes, it was Christine. Thanks ❤️
RIP Kunty Karl 🐈
Choupette!
Mother’s Cookies, Viennetta ice cream, and all of the other trashy/classy forgotten snacks of the 80’s and 90’s getting name checked on the D.
Yessss, Viennetta!
Did Chicken Culets get mentioned yet?
This thread is giving me LIFE ❤️ I love you guys!
These are all oldies so circumstances have changed with many but back in the day...Apricot Ashtray and White Oprah posts were so good. Greasy and Gummi Bear. Herpes Hilton. Early Brangie posts and those endless "dashes through the airport" with the child army. Speidi posts. Empress of Lucite, Shittney stories and Ass Chapped Aguilera. Baby Biebs and his minders carrying him into SUVs. Early Kardassians, Cutlets "Hot BABE of the Year" was classic. Robinson Blvd. DeCatchaho the Environmentalist on every yacht under the sun. CaCa, Rojo, Daddy Logan and his pager and keys and mesh shirts that were the SEX. Prince Hot Ginge, STAINS, abandoned couch, Shia LeBoefe, and Excuse My Beauty.
Blind items: I guess, you guess.
OH THE BLINDSS
Hot Sluts. Especially ones like 1980s breakfast cereals and the slutty abandoned couch
I call lots of broke down inanimate objects “hot slut” as well - so many dlisted things in my vocabulary.
The Goopy threads were pure magic !!
WHAT’S CRAPPENING
OMG I still make this reference in other forums and IRL, just for kicks.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aww the Deener. Those were fucking beautiful.
I miss Allison!
Stains, Lucite Heels, PMK, White Oprah, Rich Bitch toasting trolls, I could go on…
Wonky McValtrex, Our Lady of Cheetos and her cheetolings, jehovah’s sexiest witness.
I really miss the D so much.
Ceiling Eyes, Blake Unlively, Blohan, The Hammaconda…
Celing eyes🥲🥲💕💕
CHICKEN CUTLETS.
Whenever he referenced THE QUEEN
With her vice grip on her purse of the day!
I still call her that.
Stains!
STAINS!!!!
The CUPCAKES
Loved Stains
Every time I see FUPA, I tear up a little.
Cisco Adler and his intensely low hangers.
Plus Brandon 'Greasy bear' Davis
He went HARD on poor nepobaby Cisco
Memories
Empress. Of. Lucite.
I am Overallofit. Need to note it on my Reddit name when I figure out how. Anyway, I miss Ice Bear! Y’all seen him?
I've seen IceBear over at the Manor!
I will check in there more often!
Happy Cake Day!