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Arm yourselves! It’s your constitutional right! No one will check if you got that gun legally, just open carry and have fun!
Driving home from work? Be sure to stop in the bar for happy hour and get your drink on! Don’t worry about driving drunk, cops don’t care!
The little lady got you down? In Indiana, we understand. Just hit her over the head with a potted plant, or shoot her with that gun on your hip! You can always blame the booze. Who knows, you might get elected for a county seat and then who the hell cares?
No wanking off! In Indiana, we want our armed, drunk, over worked people to be even more frustrated at life.
“We don’t call police” isn’t just a catchy sign you can pick up at your local feed store. In Indiana, we practice what we preach with outrageous 911 hold times and indifferent officers.
Thirsty? Try the water! Guaranteed to convert your urine in to pesticide!
Hungry? Come on down to the fair for fried fucking butter!
Indiana cares about your personal freedoms, particularly your rights over your own body (unless your a pregnant woman, see “property rights”). That’s why we’ll never tell you to immunize you or your kids against “common” diseases. Pfft, measles? That’s been eradicated years ago.
In Indiana, we are dedicated to making sure ALL Hoosiers have access to basic human rights, especially business and corporations. We also believe in the “needs of the many, over the needs of the few”, which is why Indiana will always give preferential treatment to your incorporated entities.
Just think of the possibilities that await you in Indiana! We’re actively working to create a drunk, armed, misogynistic, disease ridden, and perpetually angry populace, with little to no oversight or accountability. It’s like the Wild West only with more guns.
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