antoni is 26
he/him (she/her is fine)
butch even in a bubble bath
legally recognized wife of @hogjug (paperwork style) since 12/21/22
nsfw text appears often and is rarely tagged
Customer: NIER AUTOMATA. VIDEO GAME
DMV: 2 BLUNTS 9 SLUTS
Verdict: DENIED
They were cooking with this interpretation actually
destructix
This is fascinating and I love the part with the mushrooms and the worms if this really works but my favorite part is that we spent decades like “oh no....oil is soaking into fur and feathers....if only we had something that could soak up all this oil”
azuredrg
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: Ten meters of polished steel, baby. Imagine the speed. Your mind races at the thought of conquering this children's play equipment. Take the plunge. Go down that slide.
lickmydecalsoffbaby
bad and lazy design: having a couple have kids and the son(s) look exactly like the dad and the daughter(s) look exactly like the mom
i mean one of them is human
😂😂😂💋
thank you for your input, tumblr user thekinkstress
😏You are most welcome, beloved. 💋
adogwilllickhisbuttbutwonteatapi
if i was the dead wife in a male protagonist’s tragic backstory my dead wife hazy memory montage would be me laughing while scrolling my own tumblr blog
mine would be finger my pussy..sorry haha
prohaloplayer
Taylor Swift mailed me a pipe bomb because I’m gay. I don’t have proof. You just have to believe me.
i do
cinnamon-basil