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NYT reporting that Israel just genuinely didn't expect retaliation from the embassy strike...

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blackcoffeegrl

Using dissociate instead of zoning out. Describing a hobby as a hyperfixation. Saying nonverbal when you want a bit of quiet. Saying intrusive thoughts because that must mean an urge like to buy coffee or hair dye. Do you know feeling off sometimes is a sign of autism? Lying is gaslighting. Everyone I dislike is a narcissist.

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Yeah man let me open wayneradiotv on google maps

wayneradiotv

COME TO MY HOUSE

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aimlesspoet

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

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finalfantasyviirebirth

me when i take 1000000000 frame by frame screenshots of my favorite character doing literally anything

A screenshot of Homer Simpson grinning while observing a drinking bird toy with a glass of water beside it on a table, below is text that reads "Homer becomes obsessed with the bird's simple motions."ALT
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You’re a random nobody

itchycoil

Me to a newborn baby

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lesserjoke

Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.

The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.

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“British writer invents time travel and uses it on One Joke”

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