if youβre craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you
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Great looking muffin
Great looking guy
Who taught him how to crack eggs
RIGHT?
if youβre craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you
Reactions, summarised:
Great looking muffin
Great looking guy
Who taught him how to crack eggs
RIGHT?
Hace unos dias vi una serie de gifs de Marie Kondo explicando que a la hora de ordenar nuestra ropa debemos elegir la que nos produce felicidad, y para no sentirnos mal por la ropa que queremos botar, agradecer el tiempo que estuvo esa prenda estuvo con nosotros y dejarla ir..
Esto me llamo la atenciΓ³n y luego en Netflix descubri que habia una serie de ella, donde va a casas de personas y las ayuda a organizar. Me gusto su mΓ©todo y quise compartir algunos de sus consejos con ustedes. Quien sabe. Siempre se aprende algo π
Hey thats handy af^^^^
I love the Konmari method so much, Iβve watched the show countless times and Iβve read her book. I have her method implemented all over my apartment. It isnβt always perfect, because Iβm not perfect, but itβs INFINITELY easier to keep things tidy her way.
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit iβve ever seen a human being do
Wtf????
Smoove with it tooΒ
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.Β
βPathetic. Β You canβt even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?β
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more βwoahβ
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is theΒ βI know itβs the Metsβ qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts withΒ βsorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUTβ
Yβall have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
Theyβ¦they just blew up a fucking birdβ¦
Ballβs dead. Birdβs dead. Iβm dead
World Heritage Post
personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this manβs house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird
He does photography now, and I guess just in case youβre booking him wondering βis it that Randy Johnson?β β¦ hereβs his logo:
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.
for anyone wondering about privacy and whatnot, i'm happy to say that the developers are pretty committed to have 0 trackers and 0 data retention. you can read more in their "about" section, but here's the basic important stuff:
COBALT MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF TWITTER???
^ (one of the lead devs that made cobalt)
thank you for your thingy, it's real useful π
Even if you're not the target demographic, please share for any of your friends who may be.
And if you or someone you know would like to be added to the list, there's a place for that!
tender moment playing minecraft song for my buddy edd
This is the first thing I see on tumblr today, blessed.
The Cream of the Crap, 2021. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram.
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god i love us
Ah, Tumblr. Reason 234 I love this hellsite.
today's vetted campaigns. please please continue to share and donate. i know lots of my posts are like this now, but we can't lose energy. these families need us.
june 18th:
not yet vetted but likely legitimate:
i know link-heavy posts like this can seem like a lot, but if you can pick even just one of these fundraisers to donate to or promote today, it makes a difference
There was a pool πββοΈ for skeletens π only.
new dnd character: the former omelas kid
the omelas kid background doesnβt give you any special bonuses apart from being able to shut down a lot of arguments by bringing up the fact that you used to be the omelas kid
nothing special happened to make you stop being the omelas kid. you just lived through it long enough that you reached like 14, 15, 16, whatever age it is that kids stop being cute, and once you were no longer the archetype of innocent victim the magic just kind of fizzled out. by the time people figured out what had happened it was too late to replace you with a new kid. maybe they tried to keep you in a hole a while longer and pretend that nothing was amiss, but then the cholera outbreak hit or somebody found pieces of a girl stuffed inside a suitcase and the pretending got too difficult.
omelas adapts. once youβre out of the hole, itβs still a damn fine place to live. itβs still got universal basic income and great schools and an unparalleled social support net and a life expectancy of 104. if you introduced yourself as the kid from the hole no doubt you could ask for anything and everything you wanted and people would give it to you. you still have to leave. maybe other cities have more cholera and more little girls chopped up in suitcases, but at least you can look at them without feeling somehow responsible.
now and then you wind up at an inn. someone asks where youβre from, and you tell them. they suck their teeth and shake their heads and give you a look and say βomelas, huh? I heard it was powered by a forsaken childβ and they all agree that they should have known, of course it was, theyβre not surprised by this in the least.
later someone sidles up to you and gives you a long look. they almost seem to recognize you. βI was born in omelas,β they tell you, βbut I walked away from it many years ago.β they seem to want something from you. you donβt know what they expect you to say.
also whenever one of your party members asks you to create a distraction all you have to do is stroll up and say βhey there everyone, Iβm the former omelas kid. AMA.β
sometimes people recognize your omelas accent and get all weird about it like βoh youβre from omelas? stayed there until the forsaken kid magic ran out, huh? real piece of work you must be. I woulda busted that kid out and ditched the place.β and youβve gotta decide whether itβs worth the trouble of convincing them that you are in fact the omelas hole boy or listen to them discuss at length what your trauma says about them.
are certain lubes better suited for vaginal or anal sex? or are they all the same?
hi anon,
water-based, oil-based, and silicone-based lube are all suitable for either vaginal or anal sex. many people prefer silicone-based lubricants for anal sex because it's so long-lasting and durable, which is helpful when you're working with an orifice that won't naturally lubricate itself. oil-based lubricants are also a no-go with latex condoms, which is relevant for both vaginal and anal sex. beyond that it's all a matter of personal preference!
thank you dildo-smith Matt for chiming in, and while we're at it let's actually just go through the whole tl;dr pros/cons of the different families of lube!
water-based:
silicone-based:
oil-based:
I really appreciate when people share info even when it's not relevant to them personally! you never know who might be following you who will really benefit from seeing it :)
Wait while weβre all being unhinged about, like, stew. We all obsessed over the Joy of Cooking as children right. Right
The Joy of Cooking is a cookbook written by a committee of midcentury American goofballs who werenβt sure if your life circumstances were going to call for cooking woodchuck, wedding cake, or both at the same time. But the one thing they could arm you with? Unshakeable confidence and a wine pairing. Absolutely demented manual for living, 100% recommend imprinting on it as a child.
YES our first stop will be the Backpacking menu. We find it incidentally next to THE weirdest vintage things to do with bacon. Hello, bacon and rice custard. Why are you, somehow, a small act of violence in our day. We then see the actual menu with its genuinely extremely useful information including βwelcome extra munch items.β
Referencing here also, useful information about building fires, which leads you to the Ritual Psychic Incantation of Massachusetts to determine what setting an open fire is on. This spell is to be performed nonverbally. and Mississippi will also do if you are a coward. Do NOT use anything except a US state!!!! Memorise this fact diligently as you may need it later
οΏΌfinally what other menus do we have, you ask? Normal ones of course
Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry
There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe
If you're European please sigh it
If you're not please reblog
GUYS this would effectively ban conversion therapy in the whole EU! PLEASE SIGN AND BOOST
People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought Iβd pass it on.
I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?
These people seem to get it, though. Itβs very simple in places. Itβs basically the cookbook for people who think, βIβm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I canβt think of anything else to cook that wonβt exhaust meβ. And itβs free!
SPREAD THE WORD THIS IS FUCKING GOD TIER OH MY GOD, SOMETIMES I HAVE SPOONS SOMETIMES I DONβT BUT NO COOKBOOK OFFERS LEVELS IN THEIR RECIPES THIS ONE DOES!
Youβve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. Itβs been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.
I was twentyβ¦ twenty-five, I think?β¦ when I was sentenced. Four hundred years was a length of time I couldnβt even imagine. It was a length of time I donβt think anyone could imagine, even the judge. It was just a big showy number that let everyone know Iβd never see the light of day again. The mages who cast the spells were dramatic about it, practically shouting the part about βuntil death claims you, or four hundred years hath passed, forsooth, thou shalt be imprisoned hereβ. They donβt waste that kind of magic on most prisoners, but I was special.
The Slayer, they called me then. The Monster of Sentan. Iβd killed nineteen peopleβ¦ I remember that number because I was so furious that they stopped me so close to my goal of twenty-one. And I didnβt just kill ordinary people, no, but the Chosen of the Gods. The Great and Good. They were terrified of me. So they locked me away, to die forgotten.
It had been a little less than a hundred years when the king died without heir, and a civil war tore the country apart. When the fighting was all over, the losers were dragged down to the deepest cells under the castle, and the new king and his soldiers stopped and stared at me. βWhoβ¦ who is this?β he asked, frowning. βSome victim of the usurper?β
People like cooks and jailers and scrubbers donβt change as easily as kings. The same man whoβd been bringing me my meals since there was still brown in his hair and beard shuffled forward, hunched and grey now. βNo, yer majesty,β he said humbly. βThat be a special prisoner, from before the old king died.β
βSpecial? Special how?β He frowned, moving closer to my cell. βThe old king died more than ten years ago. This woman must have been a child then. What could she have done to - β
βDonβt get too close, yer majesty,β the old man said sharply. βThatβs the Monster of Sentanβ¦ anβ she bites.β
That was true. I do bite.
[Transcript:
Hi, this is how I wrap presents for people with lower fine motor control; it could be older people, younger people, people with disabilities.
You can use ribbon you already have for wrapping present, and I measured around the item I am about to wrap leaving a little bit of room for the handle.
I taped the beginning end of the ribbon to the box and then loop back the extra ribbon to make a handle, and it should look something like this
You can wrap pretty much like you normally do as long as you make sure that the handle is exposed .
You could even tie something onto the handle for extra support
All done!
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Punctuation and spacing was added for readability but all the text is verbatim.
You donβt know how much effort I went to to find this
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