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bloowing93

Hace unos dias vi una serie de gifs de Marie Kondo explicando que a la hora de ordenar nuestra ropa debemos elegir la que nos produce felicidad, y para no sentirnos mal por la ropa que queremos botar, agradecer el tiempo que estuvo esa prenda estuvo con nosotros y dejarla ir..

Esto me llamo la atenciΓ³n y luego en Netflix descubri que habia una serie de ella, donde va a casas de personas y las ayuda a organizar. Me gusto su mΓ©todo y quise compartir algunos de sus consejos con ustedes. Quien sabe. Siempre se aprende algo πŸ˜‰

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bscully

Hey thats handy af^^^^

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ironwoman359

I love the Konmari method so much, I’ve watched the show countless times and I’ve read her book. I have her method implemented all over my apartment. It isn’t always perfect, because I’m not perfect, but it’s INFINITELY easier to keep things tidy her way.

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it tooΒ 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.Β 

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bankuei

β€œPathetic. Β You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

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sueanoi

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

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saito-91

^Same for me

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amuzed1

They just kept getting progressively more β€œwoah”

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scp2008

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

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cleoselene

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is theΒ β€œI know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts withΒ β€œsorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

World Heritage Post

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shyflops

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

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iamwestiec

He does photography now, and I guess just in case you’re booking him wondering β€œis it that Randy Johnson?” … here’s his logo:

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works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

for anyone wondering about privacy and whatnot, i'm happy to say that the developers are pretty committed to have 0 trackers and 0 data retention. you can read more in their "about" section, but here's the basic important stuff:

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wukker

COBALT MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF TWITTER???

^ (one of the lead devs that made cobalt)

thank you for your thingy, it's real useful πŸ™

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tender moment playing minecraft song for my buddy edd

This is the first thing I see on tumblr today, blessed.

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today's vetted campaigns. please please continue to share and donate. i know lots of my posts are like this now, but we can't lose energy. these families need us.

june 18th:

not yet vetted but likely legitimate:

i know link-heavy posts like this can seem like a lot, but if you can pick even just one of these fundraisers to donate to or promote today, it makes a difference

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new dnd character: the former omelas kid

the omelas kid background doesn’t give you any special bonuses apart from being able to shut down a lot of arguments by bringing up the fact that you used to be the omelas kid

nothing special happened to make you stop being the omelas kid. you just lived through it long enough that you reached like 14, 15, 16, whatever age it is that kids stop being cute, and once you were no longer the archetype of innocent victim the magic just kind of fizzled out. by the time people figured out what had happened it was too late to replace you with a new kid. maybe they tried to keep you in a hole a while longer and pretend that nothing was amiss, but then the cholera outbreak hit or somebody found pieces of a girl stuffed inside a suitcase and the pretending got too difficult.

omelas adapts. once you’re out of the hole, it’s still a damn fine place to live. it’s still got universal basic income and great schools and an unparalleled social support net and a life expectancy of 104. if you introduced yourself as the kid from the hole no doubt you could ask for anything and everything you wanted and people would give it to you. you still have to leave. maybe other cities have more cholera and more little girls chopped up in suitcases, but at least you can look at them without feeling somehow responsible.

now and then you wind up at an inn. someone asks where you’re from, and you tell them. they suck their teeth and shake their heads and give you a look and say β€œomelas, huh? I heard it was powered by a forsaken child” and they all agree that they should have known, of course it was, they’re not surprised by this in the least.

later someone sidles up to you and gives you a long look. they almost seem to recognize you. β€œI was born in omelas,” they tell you, β€œbut I walked away from it many years ago.” they seem to want something from you. you don’t know what they expect you to say.

also whenever one of your party members asks you to create a distraction all you have to do is stroll up and say β€œhey there everyone, I’m the former omelas kid. AMA.”

sometimes people recognize your omelas accent and get all weird about it like β€œoh you’re from omelas? stayed there until the forsaken kid magic ran out, huh? real piece of work you must be. I woulda busted that kid out and ditched the place.” and you’ve gotta decide whether it’s worth the trouble of convincing them that you are in fact the omelas hole boy or listen to them discuss at length what your trauma says about them.

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Anonymous asked:

are certain lubes better suited for vaginal or anal sex? or are they all the same?

hi anon,

water-based, oil-based, and silicone-based lube are all suitable for either vaginal or anal sex. many people prefer silicone-based lubricants for anal sex because it's so long-lasting and durable, which is helpful when you're working with an orifice that won't naturally lubricate itself. oil-based lubricants are also a no-go with latex condoms, which is relevant for both vaginal and anal sex. beyond that it's all a matter of personal preference!

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thank you dildo-smith Matt for chiming in, and while we're at it let's actually just go through the whole tl;dr pros/cons of the different families of lube!

water-based:

  • pros: easy to wash off/clean up, safe for use with any toy material.
  • cons: dries up quick and needs to be replenished often during sex.

silicone-based:

  • pros: long last. extremely long lasting.
  • cons: can be a pain in the ass to clean up, and not good for silicone toys as noted above.

oil-based:

  • pros: long-lasting, and often the best choice for folks with allergies/sensitive skin triggered by other lubricants.
  • cons: Do Not use with latex condoms.

I really appreciate when people share info even when it's not relevant to them personally! you never know who might be following you who will really benefit from seeing it :)

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Wait while we’re all being unhinged about, like, stew. We all obsessed over the Joy of Cooking as children right. Right

The Joy of Cooking is a cookbook written by a committee of midcentury American goofballs who weren’t sure if your life circumstances were going to call for cooking woodchuck, wedding cake, or both at the same time. But the one thing they could arm you with? Unshakeable confidence and a wine pairing. Absolutely demented manual for living, 100% recommend imprinting on it as a child.

YES our first stop will be the Backpacking menu. We find it incidentally next to THE weirdest vintage things to do with bacon. Hello, bacon and rice custard. Why are you, somehow, a small act of violence in our day. We then see the actual menu with its genuinely extremely useful information including β€œwelcome extra munch items.”

Referencing here also, useful information about building fires, which leads you to the Ritual Psychic Incantation of Massachusetts to determine what setting an open fire is on. This spell is to be performed nonverbally. and Mississippi will also do if you are a coward. Do NOT use anything except a US state!!!! Memorise this fact diligently as you may need it later

οΏΌfinally what other menus do we have, you ask? Normal ones of course

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People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, β€˜I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!

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drovenna

SPREAD THE WORD THIS IS FUCKING GOD TIER OH MY GOD, SOMETIMES I HAVE SPOONS SOMETIMES I DON’T BUT NO COOKBOOK OFFERS LEVELS IN THEIR RECIPES THIS ONE DOES!

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You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.

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elidyce

I was twenty… twenty-five, I think?… when I was sentenced. Four hundred years was a length of time I couldn’t even imagine. It was a length of time I don’t think anyone could imagine, even the judge. It was just a big showy number that let everyone know I’d never see the light of day again. The mages who cast the spells were dramatic about it, practically shouting the part about β€˜until death claims you, or four hundred years hath passed, forsooth, thou shalt be imprisoned here’. They don’t waste that kind of magic on most prisoners, but I was special.

The Slayer, they called me then. The Monster of Sentan. I’d killed nineteen people… I remember that number because I was so furious that they stopped me so close to my goal of twenty-one. And I didn’t just kill ordinary people, no, but the Chosen of the Gods. The Great and Good. They were terrified of me. So they locked me away, to die forgotten.

It had been a little less than a hundred years when the king died without heir, and a civil war tore the country apart. When the fighting was all over, the losers were dragged down to the deepest cells under the castle, and the new king and his soldiers stopped and stared at me. β€œWho… who is this?” he asked, frowning. β€œSome victim of the usurper?”

People like cooks and jailers and scrubbers don’t change as easily as kings. The same man who’d been bringing me my meals since there was still brown in his hair and beard shuffled forward, hunched and grey now. β€œNo, yer majesty,” he said humbly. β€œThat be a special prisoner, from before the old king died.”

β€œSpecial? Special how?” He frowned, moving closer to my cell. β€œThe old king died more than ten years ago. This woman must have been a child then. What could she have done to - β€œ

β€œDon’t get too close, yer majesty,” the old man said sharply. β€œThat’s the Monster of Sentan… an’ she bites.”

That was true. I do bite.

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[Transcript:

Hi, this is how I wrap presents for people with lower fine motor control; it could be older people, younger people, people with disabilities.

You can use ribbon you already have for wrapping present, and I measured around the item I am about to wrap leaving a little bit of room for the handle.

I taped the beginning end of the ribbon to the box and then loop back the extra ribbon to make a handle, and it should look something like this

You can wrap pretty much like you normally do as long as you make sure that the handle is exposed .

You could even tie something onto the handle for extra support

All done!

End Transcript]

Punctuation and spacing was added for readability but all the text is verbatim.

You don’t know how much effort I went to to find this