i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life

made a bunch of gasters from fucked up scrub daddies

new favorite reddit user

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

Even ignoring the quantity of workers or weaponry, I think there’s something special about specifically

not the

not the shar

not the sharpest kn

*nods wisely* not the sharpest knool in the shed

he feeds me even less

im sso hunrgy

hey can yo u look up at the sky for a second

its kind of beautiful

do you think we'll be going there when we die or somewhere else

im not taking you with me fucker

seems reasonable

i dont remember canon but i have very strong opinions about everything

there is milk in girls

and we can get it out of them.

whatever you say tumblr user lactating

fandom hcs are like:

-shy anxious person is ace

-badass but nice girl is bi

-mean bitch is a lesbian

-bubbly extrovert girl is pan

-all men are gay (unless they're flirty in which case they're bi)

everyone in the notes is so god damn stupid this is a criticism of bi/lesbo/aphobic fandom culture you shouldn't be AGREEING with the stereotypes

I made a graph

YEAH THIS IS LITERALLY IT...

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

I love u so I bite u

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