unboyfriendable

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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jude + he/him + nineteen

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FTM, femme, faggot, fat boy, colorfreak and general rainbow lover. I’m a sophomore in art school, a lover of obscure indie pop, and a guy who makes transgender penis jokes on the internet. Stay weird with it always, yknow?

I’m very attracted to hairy fat men and general hot queer and trans people and this is 90% of the content here. if you do not want to hear me talk about my desire for boypussy this is not the place for you!!

Art: @fagboyfriend

Twee/Indie Pop blog : @upforabit

nsfw blog: @faggotpussy (please be nice lol. but if you’re intersted in heavy flirting, direct it over there.)

selfies are under: #Jude pansyfem irl

putting a short faq under cut bc. i get the same questions a lot. check it before you ask about my icon or header or anything

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hollowslantern

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

seven-oh-four

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

hollowslantern

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

cvntkisser

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

hollowslantern

when will it be my turn.