lorcan: *trips and falls*

lorcan, sees elide standing there watching him: i just fell into your DMs

elide, giggling: it’s slid honey, but you tried

(aelin, in the back: YOU FAILED!)

elide: to love others you must first love yourself

lorcan: that’s not true, i love like 3 people and still hate myself

lorcan: i’m a sad boi

lorcan, to his therapist: but i’m trying to be a said boi™️ and talk about my many, many traumas

lorcan: you dropped something

elide: what is it??

lorcan: your standards, hi i’m lorcan

lorcan: *tries to wink but ends up just blinking*

person on the phone: hello, am i speaking to the head of the household?

lorcan, handing the phone to elide: it’s for you