lorcan: *trips and falls*

lorcan, sees elide standing there watching him: i just fell into your DMs

elide, giggling: it’s slid honey, but you tried

(aelin, in the back: YOU FAILED!)

lorcan @ aelin the (lethal) queen of terrasen: you’re a little gnome and we feed you too much

lorcan @ elide the short, smart woman: do the thing that makes me happy

elide: :)

aelin: when i was an assassin people asked me what i would do during the purge, cause they assumed that i wanted to murder more — just legally

aelin: but i was under eighteen so my answer was going to petco and petting puppies

aelin: i just learned that *sniff* dogs don’t like it when you hug them and it makes them stressed?? but i hug my dog ALL the time

aelin: i feel like a terrible person, my poor dOG *sobs*

fleetfoot: *comes over cause she senses aelin’s sad*

aelin, (ugly) crying harder: I DON’T DESERVE HER

gavriel: aelin told aedion that old people sag because they are getting pulled to hell, and he’s been crying for an hour because of it

feyre: you can’t read this because whoever wrote it was russian

aelin: i don’t care how fast they were writing! i need to read it!!

rowan: what do we say when we die?

aelin and rhys: aye i’ll get em next time

rowan: no

feyre: i died and even i don’t say that

aelin is the sun to feyre’s moon

okay bear with me here,,,

aelin and feyre are VERY different characters, which plays into the phrase of “different as the sun and moon/ night and day”

WELL feyre is the high lady of the night court and aelin is the heir of fire blessed by the sun goddess mala!! maybe it’s just me but when i realized this i diED

rowan: aelin i think it would be beneficial for you to start playing another instrument, maybe we could even have a family band!

aelin:

in HoF

rowan: my soul is a void, i just feel emptiness

aelin, clearly drunk: drink some vodka

aelin: WAIT :O

aelin: VOIDka

rowan: *traps wasp under cup*

aelin: *sets two more cups next to it*

rowan: aelin no

aelin: *shuffles the cups* HEY LORCAN WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK?

aelin: let’s see them aliens

lorcan: you’re gonna get shot and killed

aelin: they can’t stop all of us

rowan: stop joking about that, someone is going to think it’s actually happening and show up to Area 51

aelin, sweating and putting her plane tickets to Nevada away: heh heh yeah,,, joking

lorcan: aelin i think you have ptsd

aelin: yeah i do nerd! phenomenal talent for sucking dick!!

rowan: we also need to talk about you using humor as a coping device

aelin: is no one going to acknowledge how absolutely genius that was

elide: to love others you must first love yourself

lorcan: that’s not true, i love like 3 people and still hate myself

lorcan: i’m a sad boi

lorcan, to his therapist: but i’m trying to be a said boi™️ and talk about my many, many traumas