text talk
manon: jfc dorian
dorian: *knows this means jesus fucking christ*
dorian’s mind: Jentucky Fried Chicken
dorian: treat spiders the way you would treat other people
manon: kill them without hesitation
dorian, quietly: spider rights
dorian: *having a mental breakdown*
manon: don’t be stressed
manon: ...stress bad
original trio
aelin and dorian: *making some kind of mess*
chaol: *cleaning up after them*
dorian: chaol you don’t need to clean up after us...
chaol, aggressively swiffering: sOmEoNe HaS tO
if ToG characters were in an art show
elide: some super pretty landscaping painting
chaol: a 3D metal sculpture
dorian: photography
rowan: a clay bust
manon: a charcoal drawing
aelin: i made my (amazing) booty out of straws so you guys could sUCK MY ASS
everyone: ...
aelin:
KoA safety concerns
yrene: you all need to be more cautious, stop doing dangerous things!
aelin: *sacrificing herself*
dorian: *going to morath alone*
lorcan: *putting his shield down during battle*
elide: *riding over a battlefield before a tidal wave*
lysandra: *against armies as aelin with no magic*
aedion, sitting in his tent: *swallowing a tortilla chip veRtiCaLLy*
do you ever look at someone and wonder “what is going on inside their head?”
aelin: planning, screaming, daYuM i look good, and lots of lust (blood lust included)
rowan: cAAAAAAA, where is aelin? i looked away for one second god damn it
chaol: these bitches crazy, dorian my platonic sOuLmAtE
dorian: books, iT’s NoT a PhAsE mOm, kiNKS
QoS
dorian: on a scale of one to ten i would rate my stress during the valg experience as a 12... i felt like my mind was gonna shatter
chaol:
rowan:
lysandra:
aedion:
aelin: heheh get it? like the glass castle??