cassian: if i fall, would you catch me?

nesta: if you fall, i would have been the one that pushed you

cassian, sad and recently rejected by nesta: my soulmate is carbs

azriel, drinking his headache medicine: then mine is this

both:

azriel: how normal guys talk to girls..

azriel, impersonating cassian: whattup bitchhhh?

azriel: how i talk to girls...

azriel: please ma’am could’st thou spare a mere crumb of coochie, for i am just a simple peasant

feyre: rhys and i are going out, don’t kill my kid

cassian: relax i got this, i’ll teach him some important skills

cassian, two hours later: okay kid so all you have to do is...

amren babysitting

inner circle spongebob mood board

get these kids to therapy

aelin, manon, lorcan, dorian, chaol, rowan, rhysand, feyre, nesta, azriel, lucien, mor, and half of the other SJM characters: it costs $500 to see a therapist, but $0 for me to tell myself “life be like that”

mor @ lucien

give mor a girlfriend

no one:

mor:

the inn scene in aCoMaF

The Beginning of aCoMaF

aCoMaF & later

aCoTaR

amren about to wreck someone’s ass

i introduce a concept

amren running after people who annoy her while swinging a baseball bat and yelling, “i will deLETE YOUR KNEECAPS”

cassian: what would you do if i were to-

amren: