Hello Sawyer. I have received complaints about a lack of diversity in my victims, so I have selected you, a gay man, to be my next target. ...Well, you haven't done anything wrong per se, this one is really just to meet the quota. ...What? I mean- technically, yes, you could say that I am intentionally targeting gay people as my victims but that would be a deliberate twisting of the- ...There are many types of crime being committed here, I don't think "hate crime" is the- ...Oh, really, "see you in court"? Yeah, okay, good luck with that.

Hello Sawyer. I have received complaints about a lack of diversity in my victims, so I have selected you, a gay man, to be my next target. ...Well, you haven't done anything wrong per se, this one is really just to meet the quota. ...What? I mean- technically, yes, you could say that I am intentionally targeting gay people as my victims but that would be a deliberate twisting of the- ...There are many types of crime being committed here, I don't think "hate crime" is the- ...Oh, really, "see you in court"? Yeah, okay, good luck with that.

reverse mouse trap

reverse mouse trap

Hello Charles. I recently realized I could do a lot more good for the world if I helped people practice self care instead of murdering people. As such, I have now rigged your entire house with devious saw traps. Each room has a set of tasks for you to complete, each with their own unique fate awaiting you should you fail. First, you must get out of bed, it will become your deathbed. Next, you must change into new clothes, as the current ones you are wearing have recently undergone modifications you do not wish to discover. Upon moving to the bathroom, you must brush your teeth, or you'll swiftly find that the fluoride in your toothpaste is the least of your worries compared to the fluoride in the hydrofluoric acid you will be doused in. Afterwards, you are to apply deodorant on your body, or your own odor won't be the only noxious gas you fail to notice. You must then enter the kitchen and make yourself a healthy breakfast. If your meal does not contain at least 1/2 cup of fruit, you'll soon learn what it's like for the fruits in your kitchen to be turned into a smoothie. If you also choose to make a coffee, it must be black or Billy will shoot you, because black is the only acceptable way to enjoy coffee. It's not health related, but it's for your own good.

One last thing: you have to leave for work in thirty minutes. If you are still in the house by then, you'll be "fired" in more ways than one.

I hope this helps you on your self-care journey.

Hello Charles. I recently realized I could do a lot more good for the world if I helped people practice self care instead of murdering people. As such, I have now rigged your entire house with devious saw traps. Each room has a set of tasks for you to complete, each with their own unique fate awaiting you should you fail. First, you must get out of bed, it will become your deathbed. Next, you must change into new clothes, as the current ones you are wearing have recently undergone modifications you do not wish to discover. Upon moving to the bathroom, you must brush your teeth, or you'll swiftly find that the fluoride in your toothpaste is the least of your worries compared to the fluoride in the hydrofluoric acid you will be doused in. Afterwards, you are to apply deodorant on your body, or your own odor won't be the only noxious gas you fail to notice. You must then enter the kitchen and make yourself a healthy breakfast. If your meal does not contain at least 1/2 cup of fruit, you'll soon learn what it's like for the fruits in your kitchen to be turned into a smoothie. If you also choose to make a coffee, it must be black or Billy will shoot you, because black is the only acceptable way to enjoy coffee. It's not health related, but it's for your own good.

One last thing: you have to leave for work in thirty minutes. If you are still in the house by then, you'll be "fired" in more ways than one.

I hope this helps you on your self-care journey.

losing my mind over this

The sturgeonposting army is 2000 strong

you have a powerful army,

allow me to bolster your ranks further

dumb ass shit ft. stupid doodle of that meeting they had before kamabo

8 being down bad for 3 since she first saw her in s1 👍

literally WHAT WAS THIS FOR??????????.???,

Was just playing Deltarune chapter 1 and reached the elevator. Which floor do I pick now?

pearl drone if she had other specials

gonna die have my singular agent oc who's an agent 8

Her names coral she's my summer child and I had to adjust them because they weren't made on splatoon lol

FOCUS!

Amazing