i get that blake lively is married to ryan reynolds so it all makes sense but her joining tumblr, as another major celebrity… its just bad for the tumblr ecosystem. not to mention jake gyllenhaal and hugh jackman’s twitter thread about joining their friends
WHAT
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NONONONONONONNNOOOO
WHYYY
queen elizabeth has made a mysterious recovery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes the claim has finally been officially confirmed by DNA test: X Æ A-12 is in fact the world's first ever gestated and born human embryonic clone (i.e. a fertilized egg with the whole nucleus of a somatic cell from Elon Musk was implanted into Grimes, the way Dolly the sheep was conceived in 1996). it's eerie to think they could've kept it a secret, maybe even from the kid himself, for the rest of their lives. Elon just couldn't resist the urge to boast to the world that he pulled it off
some of my favourites from twitter this morning: (sources below)
So to recap for those who weren't aware, someone did some digging in tumblr and found out that the functionality for editing other people's posts was never removed, and just sort of... "covered", so to speak. Of course, they found an exploit to make it accessible again, and now people with the knowledge are running wild.
there are so many news reports about cursed cars on my timeline and im honestly sick of it if magic is real then why is every single wizard apparently in the auto manufacturing industry
how am I supposed to look at delicious blue waffles now that they turned off Google images on incognito
The [tumblr] ceo buying out Kroger was never even considered for any bingo card but here it fucking is
😭😭😭 youtube, apple music, AND spotify all banned the ra ra rasputin song because russia?????!!!! help i don't want to live on this planet anymore
We were literally begging Gamefreak not to give Sprigatito another one of those creepy humanoid final evolutions and I mistook the evolution leak for fan art of Taylor Swift in that shitty Cats movie from 2019
SO YOU CAN JUST GET YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT UNBANNED BY PAYING THEM MONEY????
or does that only work if you're donald trump
Sorry you had to find out this way but Homestuck is doing nfts...
