HOW THE PASTAS TEXT
(IN MY AU AT LEAST this is a joke post but it goes with my AU because they all have a groupchat LMFAOOO)
Jeff: "I hate you all" "I'm going to kill myself" "SHUT THE FUCK UP" (gets bullied in the groupchat and has to defend himself constantly)
Jack: "how do i mute the groupchat" "ok" "?" (he never speaks there, replies to messages as shortly as possible.)
Toby: "Godmronjng" "Ijust got chased by a bear ." "no im not jokign i lost a finger" (sends random picture of his bleeding hand)
Lulu: "Hello." "Good morning, everyone. Send message how do I send the message is the message sent yet Jack is the message sent" (uses the voice feature because she cannot see the keyboard)
Clockwork: "WHY ARE THERE STILL BEARS OUTSIDE" "WHAT HAPPENED TO GETTING RID OF THEM" (sends angry voice messages in russian)
Ben: "yo" "lmfaoooo" "bruhh jeff ate all the cereal again 😭" (gamer speak 24/7, spreads rumours about everyone)
Sally: "Hoi :3" "O_O" "Can we go to the park today 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" (excessive emoticons and emojis)
Lazari: "Your all mean" "What" "Kill you're self!" (grammar is nonexistent to her)
Nina: "haiii !" "@Jeff I LOVE YOU !! 🥰" "GUYSSS COME HERE" (shares random stories, pictures, and videos)
Bloody Painter: "🙂" "hi" "ok" (...dry as hell)
The Puppeteer: "hi helen" (only replies to helen's text messages)
Judge Angels: "Hello everyone 😊" "Understood 👍" (yeah she's just nice to everyone)
Candy Pop: "As the beauteous Sun peeked up on the horizon, I too arose from my slumber and declared that today shall be a blessed day." "Wherefore art thou tarnishing mine rights to speak?" (shakespearean... can't use tech so he makes nathan type everything for him)
Jason: "no you cannot 'take my mice' D:<" "what does 'kys' mean? "...U_U" (he likes using emoticons)
Nathan: "what the fuck are you all talking about???" "okay cool" "BYE" (muted the groupchat as soon as he got added)
Sadie: "hiii" "oh" "🥹" (too scared to send anything because she's shy but lucy sometimes types on her account)
Nurse Ann: "???" "Girl no." "Boy stop that." (she calls everyone girl or boy.)
Zero: "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CAPS LOCK" "MY WORDS ARE SIMPLY MORE POWERFUL THAN YOURS" (only speaks in caps)
Kagekao: "Good evening." "I hope we're all doing well." "Oh no, I assure you I'm not that formal." (yes he is)
X-Virus: "bruh" "who hasn't given me their blood yet?" (only uses the groupchat for his monthly check ups)
Kate: (she doesn't send messages, she just reacts to messages with emojis or sends pictures of her live reactions)
liu and jane not included bc they don't live in the town
lj not included bc he doesnt get rights to a phone