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I'm much more than that. Jack needs me

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Wilbur | It/they/time/sy/he and open to other neos | Autistic, ADHD(?) and a mess | Writing side blog - @angstea | Pfp by me and header by my good friemd @queerestqueertoeverqueer 💙
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there have been many a new people in the torchwood tag lately so i would like to say there's a discord server

also as of ten minutes ago this is the server picture

join us in the chaos. talk about your favourite ships and fics and audios and how we all (not so) secretly want to date ianto. or lurk idc

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Pt II good omens but i've still never watched it

so you crazies blew up the other post, and many of you tried to explain the plot to me. many others said there is no plot. many said i was accurate. many said i wasn't. and then i watched a few youtube edits of the angel and the demon.

I'm convinced that I know at least a little bit more now, so like the great guy I am, I decided to share how well you've educated me.

  1. the plot is an angel and demon become alcoholics together while doing the good ol' animal husbandry
  2. neil gaiman doesn't have social media
  3. everyone is crying because the angel wanted to go to heaven and the demon said no
  4. and then the demon did the kissy smoochy to make the angel stay and the angel said no
  5. they were not married for 6000 years but they were more married than married
  6. there is a car. it is silver and crowley likes it.
  7. the car is then yellow. crowley doesn't like it. aziraphale does.
  8. there's some kind of Jane Austen ball and dance
  9. oh but also crowley gives aziraphale a more private dance in their home and he bows while making intensely sexual eye contact with the angel who is turned on and says nice and everyone is gasping about it
  10. no one knows about god, not the fandom, not the characters, not god herself. god is ineffable. hey mum i learned a new word!
  11. they run over an american witch
  12. the angel likes books in a way bordering on obsessive and worshipful
  13. the demon likes the angel in a way bordering on obsessive and worshipful
  14. there's a gramophone
  15. crowley says sorry a bunch of times
  16. aziraphale keeps getting flustered and dying coz of crowley, and the fandom dies every time. crowley is also dying. everyone is dying. hopefully not literally, im now scared of this fandom.
  17. there's a psychedelic drug trip at some point that's in the edits where crowley goes whee down a chute. either that or the sleep deprivation is getting to me. fuck you, good omens fandom.
  18. terry pratchett is a guy
  19. whether he is real, or a character, or like neil gaiman he is neither real nor a character, i am unsure, but he is important and people want me to remember him
  20. crowley likes speeding
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lilartifex

I had a few people suggesting I create designs for the Doctor's companions and I thought 'why the hell not' so now we're here.

I only got around to doing the NuWho companions because I don't actually know much about the Classic ones... Oh, except for Dan. Because I haven't actually watched any of his episodes yet and know NOTHING about him :)

L -> R, T -> B:

Rory: Ibizan Hound Amy: Irish Setter (I'd like to think she was furious that her Scottish accent was probably mistaken for an Irish one) Rose: Silkie Terrier (How could I not) Clara: Cocker Spaniel Bill: Poodle Ryan: Azawakh Yaz: Pashmi Hound Martha: Mudi Graham: Petit Basset Griffon Vendeen Donna: Boykin Spaniel

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lilartifex

I got an actual drawing tablet and decided to do the rest of the Doctors to test it out. IT IS AMAZING. You can have a look at the others here.

Also, thank you so much to everyone who gave suggestions for Eleven, he was, by far, the HARDEST to find a breed/design for.

I ended up going with a border collie because a) they're great family dogs, b) they like to herd their 'flock' and keep them close and c) they 'give the eye', which means they have a predatory stare that's fierce enough to control a flock of sheep. Sound familiar?

Just gonna pop in a list of the breeds, if anyone's interested (or can't recognise them):

Fifth: Labrador Retriever War: German Shepard Ninth: Mixed breed (apparently he wasn't supposed to look 'doctorish', so like...) Third: Irish Wolfhound Eight: Portuguese Water Dog Fugitive: Puli Eleventh: Border Collie

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lilartifex

I like dogs, I like character design and I like Doctor Who.

This was inevitable.

Also gonna add a list of the dog breeds because yes, I enjoyed at least an hour researching dog breeds for this and some of them deserve more love:

Seventh: Basset Hound Fourth: Irish Water Spaniel Thirteenth: Golden Retriever Sixth: Poodle Second: Scottish Terrier Twelfth: Scottish Deerhound First: Shih-Tzu Tenth and Fourteenth: Jack Russel (also, has anyone noticed that they literally swapped the colours on their clothes around?) Fifteenth: Africanis

Edit: This has a second part! You can have a look at the others here.

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AU where Logan is the “weird kid” in elementary school and runs around the playground in a deerstalker playing Sherlock Holmes

Patton’s method of becoming Logan’s friend is to become his Watson, Janus’s method is to become his Moriarty

Idk just little Logan, Patton, and Janus running around playing detective :3

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good omens but i've never watched it

i've never seen good omens but it's all over my tumblr dash so this is what I've gathered can someone please confirm if i've got it right

  1. there's a demon named crowley
  2. there's a biblically inaccurate angel named aziraphale but like it's very sexy when the demon calls him 'angel'
  3. the demon and angel have been married for 6000 years and they still keep looking at each other all sappily
  4. Neil Gaiman is somehow involved, I think he's the writer but also he's on tumblr (uh, @neil-gaiman) and people keep questioning if he's real
  5. is neil gaiman like a fandom inside joke why is everyone asking if he's real
  6. there actors are called michael and david and amazon prime thought they were the same
  7. there is a bookstore and crowley is sad
  8. they kiss and it is very nice and desperate and crowley says we could have been us. i have no context for this. someone is going to heaven i think.
  9. there is a god, i'm not sure if they're good or evil though
  10. the demon wears sunglasses
  11. it's a comedy but for some reason everyone's crying after whatever the last season was, are you guys okay
  12. things are on fire
  13. they are very gay
  14. there was a book and at one point they switch bodies
  15. more fire and crowley screaming
  16. they are called ineffable husbands i dont know what that means
  17. they fight crime or they do crime or they fight crime by doing crime i really cannot remember which
  18. gay
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can i be a hater for a second. i think everyone’s new year’s resolution should be to reblog more art

btw art does not just mean drawings. reblog drawings and gif sets and fics and meta and edits and moodboards and anything else i may have missed. reblog people’s creations

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I'm sorry; I hate to be a party-pooper but WHY wasn't Yaz mentioned? Virtually every significant romantic relationship was mentioned at some point, except the one the Doctor literally had three episodes ago!

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you are personally and directly hit by a bus¹ and isekai-ed, via resurrection, into the body of the main character your most recent WIP

reblog and tell me: on a scale of 1–10, how screwed are you right now?

¹ this is, transparently, a plot device, so if you are about to tell me "joke's on you, I never leave my fifteenth floor apartment!" then you may rest assured it will have tremendous comedic value when the bus is launched into the sky and crashes through your apartment wall to flatten you anyway