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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

au where remus and dorcas are both best friends in slytherin and they’re both desperately in love with sirius and marlene but are wayyy to deep in denial to admit it.

academic rivals wolfstar

quidditch rivals dorlene

bit of jegulus sprinkled in bc why not

and like evan and barty being in love but thinking its just a bromance

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I’ve been thinking about Remus and Marlene raising Harry and so I present to you:

Uncle Moony and Auntie Marls

(Note: I am aware Marlene dies before James and Lily, this is an AU)

Remus, Mary and Marlene were all together when they heard the news. McGonagall alerted the three immediately after Harry was placed on the doorstep. That James and Lily Potter were dead. That Sirius Black had betrayed them. And that Harry was to live with the Dursleys.

The three knew of Petunia, Remus having the misfortune of meeting her, and refused to allow Harry to live with such monsters. Remus apperated down to 4 Private Drive, where Harry still lay on the doorstep, and just stole him.

It took them a good few minutes to realise that kidnapping, even with the best intentions, was a crime, and they would be sent straight to Azkaban if the wrong people found out.

So they told McGonagall. They wrote a letter saying that they simply refused to allow Harry to be raised in such heinous conditions, and that they demanded that Harry would be raised by them. It seemed the gods were on their side for the first time. McGonagall agreed. Harry was safe from the Dursleys. Mary decided that she had to stay with her family, as she still had to look after her little brothers, but promised to help when possible.

So now Marlene and Remus were co-parenting. Neither of them were fit to raise a child, being two traumatised 21 year olds, but they made do. Remus taught Harry how to write and mathematics, whilst Marlene taught him how to ride a broom and how to properly style cloaks and other wizard-wear.

Of course there were some issues. Remus was still a werewolf, and had to leave once a month to transform safely. He was constantly terrified of hurting either Marlene or Harry, and wouldn’t be able to bear it if either one of them had to suffer the same fate he bit them.

Thankfully, he never did.

Soon enough, Harry got a letter from Hogwarts. He. Was. Ecstatic. Not only did Uncle Moony and Auntie Marls study there in the past, but his parents, Lily and James Potter, did too. He knew it was a no-brainer that he would get into Hogwarts- he could fly like a champion and he could speak to snakes and so much more, but it felt like a weight was finally lifted off his shoulders. He truly was a wizard, and he was going to be as great as his parents.

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I’m so fucking tired of goyim ignoring antisemitism. They ignore everything until something so extreme happens, like the recent shooting. How about you start caring about us BEFORE WE FUCKING DIE. Just fucking LISTEN for ONCE when we say we’re angry or scared or sad about the injustices we as a people have faced OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I don’t know one single Jewish person who hasnt been touched by antisemitism. I’ve been called a kike more times than I can count. I went to elementary school with a boy who told me he wished Hitler had won the war. I was shouted at and threatened by a stranger for wearing a Magen David. My grandpa has had to respond to bomb threats at our synagogue. My grandma had to switch roommates in college because her roommate was violently antisemitic. My fucking Jewish PRESCHOOL had to have ARMED GUARDS to keep people from fucking MURDERING PRESCHOOL AGED JEWISH CHILDREN. I thought all preschools had armed guards until I was like 12. Just fucking LISTEN when we say things. Here, I’ll give you a list of things you NEED to listen to us about.

  • Holocaust deniers are violent antisemites, no exceptions. They are dangerous and do not deserve a platform to speak.
  • Jewish people cannot be nazis, no matter how much you disagree with them. Ben Shapiro is a piece of transphobic racist shit, but he’s not and will never be a Nazi.
  • Trump and many people in his cabinet have repeatedly used antisemitic dog whistles, most recently calling himself a nationalist.
  • We. Are not. All. White. Stop being dicks to Jewish people of color.
  • And we’re not all ashkenazi!!! Google is your friend if you don’t know what that means.
  • Don’t do that “Nazi puncher” bullshit if you don’t actively uplift and defend Jewish people. Punching nazis is a great thing but you need to uplift and support jews at the same time.
  • Stop pinning Israeli war crimes on random Jewish people. And stop demanding we tell you our opinions on Israel before you treat us with basic human decency.
  • GOY IS NOT A SLUR
  • Judaism is an ETHNORELIGION. I am both religiously AND ethnically Jewish. It’s not that hard to understand.
  • Stop tone policing us
  • Just fucking listen when we speak
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Goyim please reblog

ch40t1c-l30

h-anon97 asked:

Get to know your mutuals!! When you get this, it means someone wants to know more about you, so list 5 things about yourself you want your followers to know. They can be as simple as your age or as complex as your deepest fear, as long as it’s something you’re comfortable with sharing. when you’re done, send this to 10 people if you want to get to know them better!!

sunshinexhotchner answered:

omfg this is so sweet thank youuu <3 😭🥺

i can’t really think of anything but uhhh

i love music (anything from taylor swift to the beatles). i wanna travel and see different places of the world :), i’m not a big candy person i prefer pastries, i hate soda, and i love to write but that’s kind of a given so i’ll say one more, i don’t really have a favorite color but i show slight favoritism towards lavender and yellow 💜💛

i’ll tag people so it’s easier i can’t wait to hear more about everyone!!

@writing-wh0re @ssamorganhotchner @h0tch-r0cket @ssahotchie @haley-h0tchner @buckyhoney @buckys-left-middle-finger @papillon-mechant @breedablespencie @ronweasleysslut

buckysbirdie

Thank you so much for tagging me, Mary!! This seems like a really fun game.

I have a 2 year old Lab mix puppy named Sui, after Steve Irwin’s dog 💙 she’s the love of my life and is literally me in dog form personality wise.

I love movies. And I don’t mean like, I love a specific genre or I have strong criticisms and critiques for the movies I watch. I mean I will watch nearly any movie multiple times even if it’s just for that one scene that makes it redeemable. Any genre except horror cause I’m a weenie 😅

I have a degree in Animal Science with a concentration in Equine (horse) Science and I actually use it in my job

Tomatoes make my hands itch horribly.

My favorite color is the deep, calming blue you see at the very tip top of the sky on crystal clear days.

No pressure tags: @luxeavenger @doll1917 @striving4averagegirl @babebr @tiredmamamac @howlermonkey69 @lillywillow @goldylions

goldylions

Thanks for the tag 🥰

We are currently a no pet household after having to put our cat down in July but I desperately want a Maine Coon cat and a miniature dachshund. I need a giant cat and a tiny dog 😁

I have to wear a uniform for work so I express myself with the earrings I wear. I currently have over 60 pairs of earrings. Most novelty ones and I love a good theme earring/dress up.

The pandemic has really knocked me around with my OCD, General anxiety, health anxiety and germaphobia. But I’m proud of myself for making it this far.

I love the beach but don’t go enough considering I live 20 minutes away from some of the best beaches in the world.

Even though I’m a 42 year old woman my favourite colour is pink and sparkly 🥰

No pressure tags: @babebr @starlightcrystalline @leahs-existentialcrisis @tuiccim @sidepartskinnyjeans @bucky-soldat @disturbedbydesign @ladyfallonavenger

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@goldylions omg I love earrings too!! And I got 4 piercings on each ear - counts as something to know about me 😅 I definitely understand how you want to express yourself with the earrings you wear cause I am the same!

And I'm sorry about your cat! I don't have any pets but if I were to get one I want a Chevalier King Charles dog, they are sooooo cute and playful! My ex had one and the only thing that I miss from the relationship is the dog 🤣🥺

My favourite colour is green

I'm afraid of heights - I have no idea how I travel by plane but anyway.

I love Christmas so much. I am so hyped already that I've started decorating and I cannot wait to start baking the Christmas Logs, cakes and coconut balls 😅

No pressure tags: @lalahbug @maladaptivexxdaydreaming @marvel-3407 @luxeavenger @luxurybeskar @ambrosiase @2-many-f-andoms @bubbleteabucky @n00t-no0t @tuiccim

ftrmrs-barry-keoghan

Thank you so much for the tag @bucky-soldat ❤🥰

  1. My favorite color is purple
  2. I am a crazy cat lady with 3 cats (whose names are Oreo, Morgan & Mia)
  3. The movie that got me into Marvel was The Avengers
  4. I'm an only child
  5. I'm from Texas


No pressure tags: @igotnoname4thisblog @posinhay @bubbleteabucky

igotnoname4thisblog

Thanks bestie for the tag 🥰🥰

1. I used to write fics about Dramione. Sometimes I want to start again but I'm terrified bc I wrote them in my native language (and now I should write them in English) and I actually don't know if I'm still capable of doing it lol

2. My favorite holiday is Christmas, even tho is getting sadder every year 😃

3. I always wear my watch, my necklaces and my ring, I take them off only when I shower

4. I don't have a favorite color, I usually hyperfix with one periodically lol

5. I'm not a big fan of movies, bc of this I didn't see many iconic movies like Titanic

No pressure tags💕 @theluxuriousfangirl @lilbabyfaee @posinhay @insane-perfectionist02 @constancelaufeydottir @cosplayingwitch

cosplayingwitch

Thanks for the tag @igotnoname4thisblog

Five things about me. Hmm.

I just graduated with a double major in anthropology and history and am currently applying to grad schools.

I live with two cats, mine (Clark) and my mom's (Boo). 9/10 if I'm posting a cat picture, it's him.

I love cosplaying and am working my way up to a 100% homemade costume.

I just rejoined a winter guard for the first time in 6 years and I'm still in love with it as much now as I was before. (Unfortunately, I age out this year.)

As is obvious by the content on my blog, I'm a huge marvel fan. However, my first fandom was Star Wars (since I was 5!) and I'm working on writing more in that universe.

I think that's literally all I can think to say about myself. (Not just because of the 5 thing limit.)

No pressure, but I'm tagging @witchygagirl @make-me-imagine @gaitwae and @mayday-romanogers (I hope you guys are OK with me tagging you in these.)

mayday-romanogers

Thanks for tagging me.

1. I have (non-life threatening) food allergies

2. I spent two years painting pride flag artwork and telling myself that I wasn't gay, I just like rainbows

3. It took me two years to realize I was gay

4. I'm working on a novel that I want to publish

5. I love cats

No pressure tags: @drkaibartley @theundeadrobinclub @frostbittenbucky

kaibartleystowelcat

Oooo I was tagged in something!

1. I love winter/the cold

2. I have two pets, a cat and a turtle

3. I use to play soccer, but stopped this year

4. I'm not out to my family :D

5. I love poetry, and like to read it for fun

No pressure tags: @ch40t1c-l30, @it-is-marina , @afsalta, @prentisspoppet , @captain-mayabishop (hope you guys are OK w/ being tagged)

ch40t1c-l30

Ooh okay, thanks for the tag! Five thing I want my followers to know? Hmm..

1. I don't release my age publically, but if you DM'd be I'd be happy to tell you- it may surprise you

2. I have a rare blood disease! It's honestly the only interesting thing about me

3. I love to bake

4. My favourite family members are my cousin on my mother's side and grandparents on my father's side

5. My first language is English, I'm learning French and I'm half Polish (ale ja nie mówię po Polsku </3)

I only know one other person so no pressure tag @thechaoticbow

thechaoticbow

lol nerd

1) im 14

2) i am learning crochet

3) i want to take up journaling

4) i love travelling and want to do a roadtrip across the us one day

5) i also love to bake :D

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