gnarlystarships:

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

room429:

ethicalmanipulativegirlfriend:

it’s kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

“You’re too young to remember this, but there used to be so many insects outside that you would have to clean them off the windshield after a long car ride” is the kind of sentence that would have been in a cheesy scifi short story earlier in my life, perhaps submitted to a literary magazine and accepted to show support for its environmentalist message - now it’s something I’ve said in earnest.

scorndotexe:

scorndotexe:

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

i made this post because i’ve got so many friends that think saying something wrong in a conversation is the end of the world. it isn’t. you’ll be okay. you don’t have to be embarrassed about every little thing. you are alive and doing things and speaking to people. you will make mistakes and you will live.

thesokovianaccords:

here’s the thing about adulthood-

you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on

thedickcavettshow:

when will tumblr introduce an “are you mad at me” feature where every day your mutuals anonymously select if they’re mad at you or not

hydrocities-left:

hydrocities-left:

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

batcows:

it’s so wild that the best lyric in pop music history (“tell your boyfriend / if he says he’s got beef / that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”) and the worst lyric in history (“do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips”) are both from the same song (“DONTTRUSTME” by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works

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