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jesterbots

i feel like the boeing whistleblower case should radicalize more people. a major airline company is producing planes with less and less regard for safety and it's starting to get noticeable. man takes them to court, which would reduce profit at the cost of public safety. he fucking dies the night that boeings legal team asks him to stay an extra day. if nothing happens about this, i hope it gets through to people that america would literally kill you for a few extra cents

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doubleca5t

tiktok objectively sucks in a lot of ways but I will admit that getting to witness thousands of allegedly heterosexual young women have an identity crisis in real time after attending Olivia Rodrigo's Guts tour is both a) not something I'm seeing on tumblr and b) an absolutely magical experience

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ok so, the Guts World Tour Heterosexuality Crisis (tm). There's basically three key elements here.

First off: Olivia Rodrigo. You guys know Olivia Rodrigo right? Drivers License, Vampire, Good 4 U, Brutal: tons of high-charting hits. Easily one of the biggest pop stars in the world right now. Olivia is a former Disney Channel star. To this day, a lot of her diehard fans are people who've been following her since her Disney Channel days. So a significant percentage of her fanbase are people who were watching the disney channel in the year of our lord Two Thousand And Also Nineteen - i.e. pre-teen to teenage girls who are possibly a tad sheltered.

Since leaving The Mouse behind, Olivia's musical output has not exactly been Disney Appropriate, but you might not immediately know that if you haven't listened to the albums. Olivia isn't like Miley Cyrus where she hit 18 and immediately needed to let everyone know she FUCKS. Being "No Longer Kid Friendly" isn't part of her branding. So a lot of parents, even the more conservative ones, are still willing to take their daughters to an Olivia Rodrigo concert even as her content has gotten more mature since her High School Musical days.

The third component of this situation is Chappell Roan. During her rise to pop stardom, Olivia has worked hand-in-hand with a guy named Dan Nigro (don't worry it's pronounced "NYE-grow"). He's handled production on both of her albums and has gotten some pretty significant critical acclaim for his work. Well it just so happens that Dan's other main partner in crime when it comes to pop music is Chappell Roan- a campy, bisexual singer-songwriter who's been on the come up over the past year after a couple big tiktok hits and a sold-out headlining tour. This connection has given Chappell the opportunity to open for Olivia on the first leg of her world tour this year, which is an interesting choice because Chappell Roan is very decidedly not kid friendly. Her music is very overtly sexual and very, very overtly gay.

I give you all this background so that I can properly set up the absolute perfect storm of lesbian awakenings that is Olivia packing entire arenas full of sheltered teenage girls only to hit them right out the gate with a self-described Drag Queen singing about getting eaten out in the passengers seat and developing a big gay crush on your bff, dropping lines like "I heard you like magic? I got a wand and a rabbit!" and doing what I could only describe as "bouncing and moaning on it" during the bridge for My Kink is Karma. I really cannot overemphasize how funny this is as a big fan of Chappell - her solo concerts are gatherings of every femme lesbian in a 30 mile radius. She was sapphic tiktok's best kept secret. Olivia exposing her audience of normies to her is sending a lot of them into a full-on crisis of sexuality. The goddamn Disney Channel girlies are being forced to ponder kissing other girls it has never been more joever for heterosexual women than it is right now

doubleca5t

Oh I almost forgot, Olivia has been throwing some fuel on this fire herself with some of her onstage antics

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B (around the 1 minute mark):

I appreciate Olivia's devotion to this cause. A proud soldier of our great nation 🫡🏳️‍🌈🫡🏳️‍🌈🫡

whatsaudreythinkingabout
doubleca5t

tiktok objectively sucks in a lot of ways but I will admit that getting to witness thousands of allegedly heterosexual young women have an identity crisis in real time after attending Olivia Rodrigo's Guts tour is both a) not something I'm seeing on tumblr and b) an absolutely magical experience

doubleca5t

image

ok so, the Guts World Tour Heterosexuality Crisis (tm). There's basically three key elements here.

First off: Olivia Rodrigo. You guys know Olivia Rodrigo right? Drivers License, Vampire, Good 4 U, Brutal: tons of high-charting hits. Easily one of the biggest pop stars in the world right now. Olivia is a former Disney Channel star. To this day, a lot of her diehard fans are people who've been following her since her Disney Channel days. So a significant percentage of her fanbase are people who were watching the disney channel in the year of our lord Two Thousand And Also Nineteen - i.e. pre-teen to teenage girls who are possibly a tad sheltered.

Since leaving The Mouse behind, Olivia's musical output has not exactly been Disney Appropriate, but you might not immediately know that if you haven't listened to the albums. Olivia isn't like Miley Cyrus where she hit 18 and immediately needed to let everyone know she FUCKS. Being "No Longer Kid Friendly" isn't part of her branding. So a lot of parents, even the more conservative ones, are still willing to take their daughters to an Olivia Rodrigo concert even as her content has gotten more mature since her High School Musical days.

The third component of this situation is Chappell Roan. During her rise to pop stardom, Olivia has worked hand-in-hand with a guy named Dan Nigro (don't worry it's pronounced "NYE-grow"). He's handled production on both of her albums and has gotten some pretty significant critical acclaim for his work. Well it just so happens that Dan's other main partner in crime when it comes to pop music is Chappell Roan- a campy, bisexual singer-songwriter who's been on the come up over the past year after a couple big tiktok hits and a sold-out headlining tour. This connection has given Chappell the opportunity to open for Olivia on the first leg of her world tour this year, which is an interesting choice because Chappell Roan is very decidedly not kid friendly. Her music is very overtly sexual and very, very overtly gay.

I give you all this background so that I can properly set up the absolute perfect storm of lesbian awakenings that is Olivia packing entire arenas full of sheltered teenage girls only to hit them right out the gate with a self-described Drag Queen singing about getting eaten out in the passengers seat and developing a big gay crush on your bff, dropping lines like "I heard you like magic? I got a wand and a rabbit!" and doing what I could only describe as "bouncing and moaning on it" during the bridge for My Kink is Karma. I really cannot overemphasize how funny this is as a big fan of Chappell - her solo concerts are gatherings of every femme lesbian in a 30 mile radius. She was sapphic tiktok's best kept secret. Olivia exposing her audience of normies to her is sending a lot of them into a full-on crisis of sexuality. The goddamn Disney Channel girlies are being forced to ponder kissing other girls it has never been more joever for heterosexual women than it is right now

whatsaudreythinkingabout

as i was scrolling thru this i was HOPING you would bring up chappell & you did not disappoint, i was lucky enough to see her in concert on the midwest princess tour and i can confirm that, as a femme lesbian in a 30 mile radius, witnessing her live is a truly, UTTERLY magical experience

i also tried to get tix for guts on one of the dates she was opening but i couldn’t decide which date i wanted to try for & i missed the deadline to apply for verified fan :’)

anyways if you like olivia or you’re just looking for fun campy sapphic pop stream the rise and fall of a midwest princess & presave good luck babe! she’s also gonna embark on a second US leg of her own tour after she finishes her dates for guts

whatsaudreythinkingabout

ADDENDUM: i feel like another thing worth mentioning is that chappell has also sung backup for olivia on two of her songs; those songs being “can’t catch me now,” and—yep, you guessed it!—“lacy,” which, for those of you not in the know, is arguably the most homoerotic ballad of “do i want to be her or do i just want her” in olivia’s discography. lacy, oh, lacy, indeed…

thatone-churro
itwashotwestayedinthewater

i....found a rare shoegaze tape. legit. band does not exist online. tape is at least 20 years old. This is so Sam

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rare tape.

itwashotwestayedinthewater

ok ok....track for you from rare tape. ripped by me

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I HAVE SOURCED MORE INFO!!!! from my friend who works at an nz audio archive and they HAVE THE TAPE THERE? COVER:

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Final info ive put together after i have just looked over the insert notes (inside the other tape) sent to me by my friend:

This band had Steven Wells and Andrew Bain in it - they went on to be in a pretty popular NZ rock band called Fur Patrol from late 90s-2000s, so this is a precursor to that. in the notes they also thank Campbell Kneale, a prolific underground nz musician in bands like Birchville Cat Motel and Black Boned Angel. they also thank "Drinkwater".

itwashotwestayedinthewater

alright everyone. after 33k+ notes on an obscure 90s indie song from Aotearoa i gotta admit many want to hear the rest, & as i cant think of a better format to supply this, here's the rest of the tape in this post. please let it stay here where it needs to be, don't spread it like its yours. its not mine either!
i now present to you:
Clayflower - Still (1993, Aotearoa, Cassette, Shoegaze/Indie Rock)

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beautiful and cool obscure music like this is everywhere if you just wanna look for it even for a few minutes. dont let yourself think someone has to come along and show it to you <3

reference to listen this is fucking sick