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@nilocstrashbin

20| they/them or it/it's | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ | german | likes to draw
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ale-xq07

im convinced Boone is nonhuman at this point cause how did he shoot that quickly

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earwig5

this is what happened when boone met carla on the strip. do you see my vision

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I like a lot of things about Starscream. But one of my absolute favorites is that, 90% of the time, he’s this lanky hunchback quadruped, and then out of nowhere he decides to stand up and we’re hit with a stray Miss Universe. And it’s almost always when he’s about to commit a war-crime.

Like when he’s planning to revive a fresh corpse. And when he’s melting the polar ice caps to the point of catastrophic sea-level expansion. Funny guy.

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wingwaver

fuckin love transformers you have doctors named Knockout, Kaput and Flatline, salesmen named Swindle and Cutthroat, firefighters named Inferno and Fire, and brain surgeons named Scalp and Sunder

Do you trust Dr. Bonecrusher with your life?